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>Another voice thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05jqZhIWxdc
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>>36856834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vtSgBI5L1W
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s07J6vdbgoYo
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https://clyp.it/dnvxwjob

>>36856834
British person who gradually developed an american accent
>>36856892
new englander
>>36857013
quebecois maybe? I know three people who sound like you, ones canadian, ones greek and ones from some south american shithole

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there is already 7.5 billion people in the world what is my point in having a wife and getting children ?
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>>36856793
Securing an existence and a future for white children.
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>>36856793
Not to mention the grief and the ultimate loss of life.
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To carry on your genetic line, you dead end

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I was going to post something really mean that would really make you robots mad. But at the last minute, I decided not to.

You're welcome.
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I highly doubt there's something a pansy faggot like you can say that could actually phase us
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because you're a pussynigger
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Oh, O.K. then.


The fuck 4Chan? Was original enough.

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Are any robots in the military? I'm in the U.S. and I'm wondering what kind of jobs someone with a Computer Science degree could get in the different branches. Also general military thread because I'd like to hear stories.
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>>36856745
I'm wondering this to. I want to get a cs degree and then join as an officer for the chairforce because it sounds comfy. I also wanna get stationed in Japan though.
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>>36856787
My uncle went to Japan in the marines and said it was great. I'm wondering if knowing a certain language might affect where you are stationed.
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I give myself the honor of one original bump to hopefully have my question answered.

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How do people get the courage to kill themselves? How do people push back every instinct to keep themselves alive?
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>>36856729
By having balls bitch.
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Dunno, I figure the ones that knew already killed themselves.
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>>36856761
BITCHIHAVEBALLSYOUWANNASEETHEM?!

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Why do other boards hate pepe so much? You can't post him anywhere else without being called a fag.
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Post him here then.
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Because he's a lazy image which is over used by uncreative fucks
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>>36856705
>tfw post pepe on /v/
>get called a dumb frog poster every time

why are they so mean over there?

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>tfw qt3.14 swedish girl likes me
>she is a feminist pansexual
>im a minority (asian)

do I smash?
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>wanting to smash a girl who uses Internet jargon as a replacement for "whore"

I ain't ur mum tho
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>>36856650
>pansexual
?

Hatefuck her and then reveal your powerlevel
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>>36856650

>>im a minority (asian)

ew nibba no one else is going to touch you, take whatever comes your way

Babazizingaga
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>>36856642
Is this the final robot boss?
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ls this the final robot boss?
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Is this the finaI robot boss?

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Aren't they just the most beautiful little family?
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>>36856599
Jesus christ, their family has horrible genetics.
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>>36856599
Have to say, Eliza does look good in the picture.
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>>36856718
Especially second from the right. Male? Female? Whatever it is, faces shouldn't be shaped like that.

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You can only post ITT if you are a Kissless Handholdless Virgin. Cyborgs are welcome as well as robots, but no total normies. You must be romantically deficient to enter this thread. Also no roasties for quite obvious reasons.

So how are my fellow KHV's tonight?
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>>36856577
Glad you didn't say KHHV. I was hugged by a petite asian girl at my dojo once who said i was 'like a boyfriend'.
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>>36856577
This thread will be ruined by normies within a few minutes.
But I'm doing alright, just studying for finals.
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>>36856647

Don't be disingenuous. You want 'normies' to arrive so you can screech at them indignantly.

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Here's an idea:
When betas take over the world, we round up all of the roasties in every town and city in America, and cut their beef curtains off. The one that is known for being the sluttiest in every town must eat the others trimmings.
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>>36856547
>When betas take over the world
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>>36856547
>When betas
stopped reading there
betas dont do anything ever
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That's a cute pussy

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Anyone have any good tips on how to lure pedophiles to be arrested?
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Just send your kid alone to their house and come back an hour or two later, he should be baited by then
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Why don't police arrange pedo stings where they leave bait little girls on street corners to get snatched, then bust them?
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>>36856492
Turn yourself in. Originally, of course.

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PIc related for me. Duncan is the kind of guy I want to be, honestly. Someone who's great at what they do, but doesn't talk a huge game. They're humble and simply let their actions speak for them. They also realize what comes first - Duncan realized that he always had to play for his team and not himself, and that made him one of the greats. He did what he had to for his team, and didn't get mad or choosy about it or whatever. He just did his thing and everything else fell into place.

I kind of want to be a person who... is really good at something, and doesn't talk big about it or whatever. Maybe I'll seem a little rough around the edges or stoic but at the end of the day I want it to show that I care immensely for the people who help me accomplish my goals, because I do.

Who do you look up to, /r9k/?
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William F Buckley Jr.

Debate prowess, impeccable style, formidable intellect, and an acute mastery of the English language.
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Duncan got cucked by a personal trainer, and his financial advisor stole money from him
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>>36856486
My brother.
I'm much more of a loser than he is but he has things that I kinda imitate, most of those actually got me through school social-wise.

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Hi /r9k/

I come from /bant/

May I introduce to you Blepe aka Twat the transgender hippo goddess to bring death upon all cis males?
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>>36856461
Is this who takes pepes place until he rises again?
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Xe also happens to be quite the euphoric if I may say so
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>>36856485
Pepe (may he rest in piece) will never rise again.

Blepe will rule forever

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>sister studys 2 hours away at uni for 4 years
>parents pay all her living expenses and her course
>so proud of her
>i work shitty supermarket job
>live at home
>have to pay board and anything else i want
>parents ashamed of me
>quit job after 3 years
>current day
>out of work for the last year
>live at home still in bum fuck no where
>want to move 2 hours away to live in the city
>parents refuse to pay a cent because im not studying
>although i genuinely think i would get work pretty soon if i did move

how THE FUCK does this workREEE
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>>36856403
>sister going to get good likely decent paying stable job

>you want to move to the city to get another shit job

ok
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>>36856403
>how THE FUCK does this workREEE
Well obviously your sister probably showed a lot more promise and motivation than you did in school. If I had 2 kids and one was a lazy shit who only played video games and post on 4chan all day I'd probably invest my money and effort into fostering the other one.

They picked out the winner long ago, OP
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>>36856458
she just gets given money and i bust my ass off and i gotta PAY money HWO??

>>36856519
yo wtf you're right... BUT still how does it work seriously

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