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Is it so hard to use a brush?
Girls explain yourselves

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Look at this bush trying to get away from her head

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Even this famous lesbian can't keep her hair under control.

Just sitting on my pc and posting on the current site

>>39369807
I didn't know it wasn't going so well when I applied for my job.
Won't say what it is, but I work for 10 an hour under the table with full managerial responsibility and often have to sell weed in lieu of my pay check.

Recoup: 10 dollars an hour, I get maybe 100 bucks every week working 10 till 6 every day and have taken big bags of weed instead of payment multiple times. I hate it but at least I have pretty much full autonomy and am late to work pretty much all the time.
I also get to take breaks liberally and smoke w33d throughout the day.
It's specific retail, too, so I have to help people with their shit all the time, but at least they're grateful.

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>>39369807
I work at Target as a cashier for $10 an hour. It's pretty nice! I can wear any red shirt I want with khakis, the team is awesome and funny, I'm starting to make friends with my coworkers, and I get to eat popcorn or a hot dog during my break. It's a really easy job so I'm also living the dream. I'd be happy to stay there for the rest of my working career, becoming a pharmacist or getting a husband to support me while I cashier. I'd prefer to be a pharmacist to help out my husband with cash, though.

Also, a story:
>girl comes through my line, crying and rubbing her eyes and drinking a sprite
>I scan her items in silence and then get too curious and feel like I have to help
>ask her what's wrong
>"my boyfriend is stalking me and broke into my car and I see him following me"
>;__;
>i try to comfort her
>finish ringing up her items, she pulls out her card to pay
>card rejected three times
>she starts to cry and panic about having opened her sprite already and had no other way to pay
>i pay for her sprite despite her telling me it's okay
>she leaves
>i feel super bummed and worried for her

I hope she's okay.

the art is a cover for an evangelion hentai doujinshi
if you want mother/son stuff, just go to fucking nhentai or pururin and use tags

/ss/ is such a patrician fetish. It is cruel that we live in a world where big girls don't like small men. Fuck this gay earth.

>>39369724
Literally in the image mate.
Artist is Saigado, does a lot of incest stuff
Do you have exhentai?
https://exhentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_manga=1&f_artistcg=1&f_gamecg=1&f_western=0&f_non-h=1&f_imageset=1&f_cosplay=0&f_asianporn=0&f_misc=0&f_search=artist%3Asaigado%24+l%3Aenglish&f_apply=Apply+Filter

>>39369712
are you stupid nigga

You think no one has ever tried doing this before? It won't work.

You have to, by law, publicly share your expenses if you're a "non-profit" organisation

While that would be funny you'd probably be caught because I'm sure there's all sorts of auditing and procedures and regulations and shit that would make it next to impossible.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN1Cge4MDpY

>>39369651
Today, I am grateful for my online friends and the people who have forgiven me. Also, my family and cute little sister. And for my cats who love me!

>>39369793
Your cats only "love" you because you give them food. They don't give a fuck about you.
When you die in your shitshack room you will be eaten by them.

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>tfw never found a single textbook on there for the entire time I've been in college

>>39369600
Damn, really? What's your major? I'm cs/math and I've found it all. The search engine can be kinda finnicky, imo.

>>39369618
poli sci but I never found em for gen eds too. Sometimes I'd find in but it wouldn't be the right edition.

Yes, and I would slap her on the butty >:-)

>>39369571
Why would she want to go out with me?
My only advantage is that I am good looking and strong. My voice and autistic talking are too cancerous for anybody to like me for them.

>>39369676

you sound just like a faggot

congratulations

>>39369495
why are you sticking things up your ass?

>>39369495
>>>/lgbt/
no really go there i beg you.
Or please don t make a new thread for this.
Look around there is dozen of threads where this could be welcome.

>>39369495
Use more lube and push through it

That's super hot. I love guys who are super quick and embarrassed about it.

>>39369459
all i wanna do is kill time by fapping but this shit always happens

Nope. I edge for a long time when I fap. I enjoy the tease and it makes it feel so much better when I cum.

getting hypnotized by plant girls who figured out how to get cellphone contracts. Not hard, really, they give those to anyone.

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>>39369296
i hate it when the picture doesn't upload with the post

>>39369275
ruling the earth.

not even joking.

my pubes have a right to live out their lives in peace

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I want to sniff those pubes yummy

Why would I cut my pubes, if there's a 0% chance of a woman seeing my penis?

>>39369122
edge

Go get a job, loser

>>39369122
> too stupid to realise he has taken the /r9k/ bait

>>39369122
I believe the truth is that the memes are controlling you and not the reverse.

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>>39369110
You should just kys right now

well at least tell us what happened op, dont leave us hangin!

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>granddad found the gamete growler
Just kill me now

>>39369045
They are taking chances doing these things and it just happens to pay off. Its not about you, these assholes just try getting away with shit because sometimes people are too nice/scared to fight back.
I'll wager you probably aren't very nice, so don't worry about being scared, or like these people are "asserting their dominance" over you.
You let it get to you and you give a reaction, which is why someone closer to you might continue this assholery. You probably look kinda polite or non threatening, so a stranger would see this as an opportunity to get away with something. Its not about you, it's about these immature people not knowing how to feel powerful without putting others down.
Remind yourself of this, and don't give a reaction unless they are actively engaging in harassment, in which you should confront them and settle the problem, or just get away and cut them out.

Sorry anon but you are a fucking pushover

>>39369281
excuse me for just wanting to live my life in peace, i guess you have to be in a constant power struggle just to live nowdays, chado

>>39369251
I'm not nice, I just wanna live in peace

Biscum aren't real ggay.

>>39368993
There has hardly been in gay or trap threads all day how many are up right now?

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>>39369017
It doesn't really matter because I won't fuck a woman anyway.