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Eating icecream in the McDonald's parking lot. Ask me anything. Hopefully you learn from me.

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I'm learning you don't mind throwing your money away. ...consider saving and saying fuck you to r9k

>>36880331
Are you the guy that posted pizza before?
Why not learn how to make your own pizza at home?

/fa/ unironically has awful taste.
high fashion and avant garde stuff never works outside of a runway.

the best everyday fashion is stuff that's a few years old so it's vetted that it's safe, and fits well

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>>36880269
"y-you too, friendie"

I just wear black derbys everywhere

size?

not original

>>36880260
Y cry when you can get drunk and watch violent porn out of spite

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>>36880729
No ruler in the house. I'd say two inches flaccid.

I do but no one else does. Everyone died and they keep moving their bodies in the hope that no one will notice.

>>36880238
>Do you remember when things were different?
Things were always the same for me. My life has never changed.

>Go to /pol/ regularly
>stop for a month

now everything is different.

>>2nd date with girl
what the fuck did he mean by this? why would this ever be a thing you say to /r9k/?

>having to put sex on the table by the 2nd date

Where's the romance for gods's sake

>>36880175
>Not understanding sexting

Tell them you left to do a course, which is what you did

Uh yeah they don't hire you because you're a little emotional faggot looking for "muh perfect fit" you're probably a typical entitled millennia who walked away from a perfectly good job because "wahhh I need to find myself and have le ebic startup career" or some shit. How can you blame any employer one bit. You are a risk, you have demonstrated yourself to be a wasted investment

>>36880225
I didn't do a course though, I learned some new javascript bullshit and reviewed a bunch of stuff from college. That's because I majored in computer science and basically this job I had was very minimal on the computer science. My programming skills got rusty over the course of my 8 months there so that's why I had to review

>>36880127
kys d00d

>>36880127
I want to see where this goes.

>>36880550
I started looking for a job in the area but it's a bfe town so not alot of good jobs

Snitch on that roastie bitch

Finally found out who your real dad is, huh? Hits hard at first, but it gets better.

>>36880112
I found out from them
>>36880123
My dad is my real dad

>>36880082

Bump, I know you people have waifus.

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>>36880082
>tfw i will never break through her cold demeanor and make her feel the love she always wanted but was terrified of.

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This is my girlfriend say something nice about her

OP I think you have aids

>>36880072
I remember this one guy who posted on /b/ once that actually had two mostly formed dicks
Was neat

>>36880072
What happens when boner?
Do the arms stick up?

What did you do to earn your title

I bet you never even walked into the wrong side of a sliding door.

>>36880068
I fucked up my life in every conceivable way.

>>36880036
I love going out on walks anywhere from 11:45pm to 2:00am. Night time is beautiful and I'm basically completely alone the way I like it.

I roll joints, sneak out and then walk around my neighbourhood smoking them. Extremely comfy.

>>36880036
I live in the hood so I can't go out at night

>>36879916
that's because you'll always get ripped to pieces for it
bare your heart and watch it get ravaged
it's kind of fun

uwu it's gonna be okay anon~

>>36879964
That's not fun and that's not what I'm afraid of

>>36880019
th-thanks...

>have to reach back a decade to find any good memories
I don't know how I've lasted this long

>>36879910
You can start living your life any time, my dude.

You guys need to go on /pol/, get pissed off, and find purpose

>>36879877
why bother posting here? just do it already good lord

are you the retard who pounded a shitload of xanax with some booze

>>36879877
When did it start and do you know why?