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Be the trap yourself

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>don't even want a trap
>just want a smol bf
>would prefer a robot boy as they would share my interests
>still haven't found one

Next level hell.

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>>36952417
Aw you will find one OP :3 just keep looking <3

>r9k is defending roastie because reddit made fun of her
how many levels of chess are we on at this point

>>36952403
Oh and forgot to mention

>baited reddit so hard into internet fame thus making her from instagram bottom bitch to internet meme

So did they find her porn yet?

>>36952402
muh orbiters

>>36952444
muh trips
OP show us your tits pls

>>36952490
Gosh u fucking creep back away with shit like that.

Op, I'm too dumb to add you. But hi!

>premature bold spot
are u actually autistic

>>36952293
>are you autistic
How am I being autistic?

>>36952342
That's a hair whorl, you fucking sperg. Your hair looks thick as fuck.

>>36952253

Ive done it. Pretty much swing trade stocks and do mnaul labor jobs(wihich are easy to get, esxcept in mexico)

Being a vagabond feels really lonely, like insanely lonely, you feel alienated from everything, definitely not for everyone

>>36952429
It's cool when you have a friend to do it with
Otherwise yeah it's like looking at a petri dish from the outside where everyone else is having fun and whatnot and you're just there
Can be peaceful tho sometimes
Not that I've ever really been one, but I sort of pretended to for awhile.

Yeah but I love my doggies. They're good company when you're feeling a little lonely, much better company than other pets that's for damn sure.

>>36952212
Yes/No

Dogs are obviously the most normie pet, but some breeds can be robot tier and provide a companion to a lonely robot.

I wont be getting dogs again after my current 2 pass away.

I love them but it's too much responsibility for a robot.

My dogs are pretty much like cats anyway, they're always off doing their own thing and don't really even give a shit about me unless it's food time.

>>36952202
Are you supposed to smile when female human looks at you?

>>36952202
>on the bus
>packed full of people
>nowhere to look where I'm not staring at someone
>look down at feet or out the window the whole time

>>36952229
Thats what everyone says but I always forget. Seriously, every time I'm too startled to remember my notes and end up looking like someone thats never seen a female before.

Nah, normies actually care about each other and others. They actually feel emotion at the sight of other humans pain. I only feel emotion towards non-human beings.

I guess this is because I've never been shown respect/care from humans, only from animals. You could say animals don't show respect/care, but whatever they do, it makes me feel good, where as people don't, people only make me feel like shit, so I don't care about them.

Anytime I see a lost dog roaming around I always try to help it by finding it's home, not for the sake of the human owner, but for the sake of the dog itself.

>>36952264

You are good person anon-san

probably not orginal

>>36952154
>morty buuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrp normies are savages
burrrrrrrp god isn'r burrrrrp real
rip that bandaid off

This is the post a schizophrenic makes when they don't take their pills

So that's why you're here - r9k is its own universe, and gives you the fantasy you're craving but cannot get from the mainstream.

Have you tried reading a good fantasy book?

have been with them many times irl*
not sleeping with, but together and such. personal, family-level

>>36952105
LOL no. i'm not that kitty bunny weirdo! haha.

and i have nobody to relate these feels with so it does make me a robot. and it's not schizo - i do know person in vid but i can't say much / give out evidence otherwise that could end up somewhere. (small circle.)

anyway this world isf ucking way too small.

>>36952007
How could you ever think that working at a restaurant would be a good idea? You can tell it's one of the shittiest jobs in the world just by walking into one

>>36952070
empty promises by HR, carrot on a stick along with desperation.

>>36952070
I work as a line cook because $12.25/hr there is better than minimum wage

You mean being a post-pubescent female is disgusting

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Lol, sweetheart. Females are beautiful. Find some guy and hug him for me. Out of curiosity, how old are you?

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>>36952395

nigga how thirsty are you?

Thinking about How sad my mom would be

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>>36951986
I believe in God. It's extremely unfortunately.

Responsibility.
>***__ori.ginal__***

>>36951968
Asphixiation by helium or nytrogen through a mask, faint and die in a few minutes abd its painless

How much does a shotgun directly to the head hurt?

>>36952111
It would hurt like getting hit in the head with a shotgun obviously.

>>36951949
Ragie wagie when will you learn?

>>36951949
How woould you hurt your colleagues? Be very specific please.

>>36951949
I only have 13 days until I'm done college forever. I plan on dropping out after finals, I'll finally be free from this hell. Couldn't be happier

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that was fun

origami

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Great. Another single-purpose webpage that requires 60 cross-site calls to load anything.
Fucking worthless.

>>36951925
uhhhhh i don't think i'm putting mine up