just be good looking and women will love you anon
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>>36965753
just be rich anon, how can you not know this?
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just go outside and waste all your money drinking stuff you don't like in order to impress women, anon, are you dumb?
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just be social and enjoy shitty clubs anon, it doesn't matter if you don't like it 'cause women do
women like their cluuubs
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>Roommate catches you masturbating
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>she joins in
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>>36965736
try self castration. i dont even think about sex anymore. life is good.
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>>36965736
Live with family, 100x worse to get caught
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Anyone know where I can find this video f9r education purposes
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someone post the compilation image of the russian(?) lesbians torturing dogs please. ty
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what the fuck is that font
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>>36965778
The real questions are always in the replies
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>tfw to beautiful to find myself a chad
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>>36965698
>tfw too good looking to find a boyfriend
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>two handsome to get a girl
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>>36965768
that article should be called "how to write a lot of shit without actually saying anything"
>that teacher that roasted the normies and failed them
>that kid who was only in special ed because he was very depressed
>that hot retarded girl
>that kid that drew himself hanging from a nuce when the teacher asked everyone to draw where they see themselves in ten years
>those minecraft autists
>those sonic the hedgehog autists
>that kid who would beat everyone in pokemon easily because he new what EVs and IVs where
>that same kid who had a loli sidekick he thaught pokemon math to and she became the second strongest player in the whole school
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>>36965668
>That one guy who would always try talking before I've finished my first cup
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>>36965668
>that kid who became an hero
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>>36965668
>a nuce
Looks like someone failed 10th grade English
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Just wanted to show you my social environement
So, a good friend of me has a "Tulpa", which is basically a completely independant personality in his conciousness (like schizophrenia, but he can control it)
Well, where to start...
So he had his Tulpa-Alien-GF, which is pretty weird and cool...
APPEREANTLY, this tul
pa now creates its own tulpa which is their imaginary son of them.
Then all of the sudden, he "Experimented" with his GF and now she is a male alien, and my friend came out as "Xenophilic-Gay"
That not being fucked enough, his "son" is gay and joining them as well.
And for some reason he didn't explain me yet, there is another dude in his conciousness as well...
I think its pretty cool to have a tulpa, but I'm worried he is going insane...
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>>36965611
but he can control it
Then its not tulpa because its not "independent"
And yes, people go crazy from tulpas
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>>36965716
I was just trying to summarize what a tulpa is
>People go crazy from Tulpas
That really fucking worries me...
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>>36965611
>Tulpa-Alien-GF
assuming he's not already..
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Hey I'm looking for a cute bf just add me on Discord Mutsu#7095. I'm a lonely asian boy. Pic related it's me waiting for you.~
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Sorry friend, but if anything I'd be more interested in a nice conversation over this. Makes me think that you are just shallow and unable to have a proper chat if you're just gonna put sex on the table like that.
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>>36965546
I'll be your bf anon, we can learn about each other as we go
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As much as I want a bf, I don't want a relationship built on sex. I'd prefer a monogamous relationship where we both talk all the time and enjoy each other's company. Sex would obviously be a part of it but I wouldn't want to start talking about sex until I got to know somebody.
Probably asking too much
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Almost halfway through 2017 already anons.
Surely you haven't forgotten her, right?
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>>36965540
she isn't real you fucking delusional piece of shit kys
we're all going to blow our brains out because of our FUCKING GENES
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>>36965540
that was a good anime
I don't really like her though
she was using the MC
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>>36965558
Sounds like you've had a bad day anon. Have a Misaki
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>greentext story is long
lol I'm not reading all that shit I don't care how many replies it has
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Yeah well my cocks long and fuck you!
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I once read a thirty minute greentext. Get to my level.
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>>36965954
how fucking slow do you read
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ITT: Morbid/Irrational fears thread
>scared of public spaces, not because Aggorfag but because im terrified of being caught in a school shooting
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>>36965511
>terrified of falling onto a spiked fence
i get especially uneasy when the fences are eye level
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>>36965511
Yes, i do have a irrational fear
>Fear of shitting myself since i witnessed someone shitting themselves at HS
>they got shit for that (no pun intended) for the rest of HS
>i was so scared of it that i would wear 2 or 3 pairs of boxers and carry a small roll of toilet paper in my bag
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>>36965511
How is it irrational to be afraid of being caught in a school shooting?
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And a serious one, not about me but someone I know well. He and I were talking and I told him I'd ask.
Him
>20 years old, 6'3", light brown hair, blue eyes. 220 lbs in excellent shape from hard work and the gym
>Has an AS degree already; works full-time, makes $44k/year. Owns a car, no debt. Drinks socially, never gets drunk. Has a cigar 4-6 times a year
>Plays a little vidya, not much. Plays RPGs like D&D once a month. Reads a lot, goes to church dances and such but not clubbing or concerts
>Devout Catholic, goes to church every week or more, open and proud about saving his virginity for marriage
What he wants
>Woman about his own age; virgin like him; willing to be a stay-at-home-wife/mother
>has to be an actual woman, not a trans, etc.
>She has to be willing to learn to cook, clean, and care for his house, him, and their children
>Has to be willing to get along with his parents [who are very nice, actually, if odd]
>Has to be Catholic or convert; go to church often; and never use artificial birth control or even think about abortion; must be content with only ever having sex with him (and him with you, of course)
>Must be willing to homeschool any kids
How many fembots would do this?
Any?
>>pic related
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Sure, give me one reason I should choose you instead of the Chad whos been bothering me all week?
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>>36965537
Yes or no, please
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>>36965537
Shuttup there are no girls on the internet
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Why don't you just get an asian mommy gf anon?
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>>36965500
Because they only want blacks.
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>>36965500
Because I don't even know where to start.
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>>36965566
Only if they are paid to. And you gotta pay them twice as much.
How do i summon a succubus (male)?
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>>36965487
w-would like to know this too desu.
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>>36965487
You got to realise at some point that you are stupid and that this sort of shitposting is bad for your brain. Otherwise you will end up a sad sight.
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>>36965487
/x/ here
Professional chaos mage
advanced at ceremonial
What will I get If I teach you ?
If you are interested we can talk on discord.
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>final grades put in
>Mfw 3.0
>Cumulative up to 1.9
>No academic dismissal this year
>Mfw studying abroad in Salzburg this fall
Things are finally starting to look up, guys
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>>36965468
>1.9 gpa
what color are you seriously cause them's some nigger tier grades lmao
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>>36965468
>tfw have a 3.5 gpa
>Transfer to a new school
>My first semester I get an F, a D, and two Bs
My new gpa is gonna be like 1-2 fuck me
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>>36965468
>in Salzburg
Well the city's pretty boring though. Come to Vienna, we're fun.
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why are you still wasting your time here?
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>>36965428
It's not like my time is worth something to begin with.
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>>36965428
I am waiting for my death
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>>36965428
with each post i hope that i might find a gf or a friend.
im an idiot for not giving up