Why don't you just get an asian mommy gf anon?

>>36965500
Because they only want blacks.

>>36965500
Because I don't even know where to start.

>>36965566
Only if they are paid to. And you gotta pay them twice as much.

>>36965583
Just move to vancouver canada or irvine california. Plenty of rich asian milfs that want young neet boys.

how would that help me?

unoriginal poster

>>36965669
well you could sleep on her tummy. who doesn't want that?

>>36965566
Anonymous, I don't think that's true. No cute Asian mommy gf will settle for a swarthy shy kid with no sense of direction like me. They want pale boys with a foreseeable career path and a good head on their shoulders. Sadly, this time, double dubs do not confirm.

>>36965689
i dont care much for that

>>36965701
well you could just do porn with her, as long as you pay her double the amount that she gets paid to fuck white guys

>>36965734
well you can get a white mommy gf but then her cooking would probably suck

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Is that a thing anymore. Is it still cool to get a Japanese e-gf from interpals ?

>>36965766
yes, that is hip as fuck, my dude

>>36965739
She wouldn't be my mommy gf, though.

tfw no mommy bf and th-this comment is original

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>>36965566

How the fuck was that original?

Oregon.

>>36966588
probably the . at the end

>that feel when getting too old to do this

JUST

>>36965500
Because my asian mother molested me and having such a gf would trigger me.

>>36965701
>tfw I'm dark boy with a forseeable career path and a good head on his shoulders
I hate being black sometimes.

>>36967106
I've met black guys that have had South Korean and Japanese partners. It's more of a quality kind of thing. Chin up my brotha

>>36965500
That's a porn star yup

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>>36967106
Chink here. You could be the reliable provider on the practical side and ravage her with your negroid lust and BBC on the physical side. To a lot of Asians you could be a unicorn. You just gotta break through their prudish sense of decency first while at the same time proving yourself as being reliable.

Pic semi related. She just got BLACKED, but it's porn, and obviously fake or at least exaggerated.

>>36965566
This. Whites simply can't compete.

Do I have a mommy gf?

>currently between semesters
>can't get a job, moving next month
>implying anyone will hire me for 2 months besides construction companies
>gf pays for rent, food, everything
>just sit at home all day keeping the place clean and cooking

>>36965701
>>36967106
Don't you niggers have enough with white women.

>>36967344
>ravage her with your negroid lust
But I'm submissive and want her to use my body instead.

>>36965500
Would like nothing better. I'm gonna ask my aunt(not blood related) if she has single relatives in Kazakhstan.

>>36966970
You ungrateful piece of shit

org

>>36965621
are you serious about the irvine part?
only like an hour or so away

>>36965500
Because 1 in 1,000 Asian girls actually look like that. Most Asian girls are tube women with no curves on any part of their body. Not even their ass.

I'm not a gay pedo so I don't want to date a girl with the body of a little boy.

>>36967896
Dude incest is not cool as much as we like to RP it is

>>36967741
white women are complete garbage

>>36965566
Fuck off shekelberg nobody wants you here

i did anon and was it worth it.

>23 yr old first job at supermarket
>work overnights cause easiest and can walk to work
>asian nurse comes and buys groceries every other night
>all the stuff is microwave food and junk
>chubby woman but cute
>one night blurt out "ive noticed you always buy the quick stuff, never have time for dinner?"
>she stammers "yeah since work i dont get much time to cook and go out"
>tell her some quick recipes that would help her and give her alot more energy during the day thanks to /ck/
want more?

>>36967928
Incest? I was referring to the /ss/ aspect.

>>36968020
youuuuu fucking dork

Why didn't you say "Well maybe we should meet sometime for lunch when you're free." and give her your number?

JUST B URSELF

>>36968020
Sure, why not. Not like this thread is going anywhere anyway

>>36968062
go put some skill points into reading comprehension

>>36968060
His mother though. Did you not read. And yes /ss/ is hot in fiction and I always fantasized about an older woman as a child, it is in essence wrong

>>36968091
Oh, by all means, proceed then.

>>36967985
So is your race. You're truly a match for each other.

>>36968154
Don't encourage such Jewery anon. You should know better

>>36967897
yes, irvine is the best
>>36967910
no one cares what you think ugly faggot. no woman would touch you with a 30 foot pole let alone a qt mommy gf.

>>36968241
This. What a fucking retard.

>>36968241
The fuck are you talking about now?

Because cute asians in the UK only seem to interact with other asians. Plus, like normal girls, they have standards.

>>36968020
supermarkets are the best place to meet milfs eh

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>>36968313
RACE WAR NOW. You know what I'm talking about

>>36968325
Is it? Interesting. How would one go about approaching one? And is this an American thing because people don't approach other strangers here in supermarkets

>>36968314
i'm sure lots of asian girls there like white guys. it's there moms you should be after though.
>find rich asian mommy
>usually they have awful sex lives
>impregnate her and create gentlemen who drive bmws
>profit

>>36968374
>hey bb want sum fuck?
>before bed, "so is it true asians have sideways vaginas?"
instant asian milf pussy every time.

>>36968020
You can continue anon...

>>36967703
she can be your mommy if you sleep on her tummy or tits and call her mommy.

too bad she's not asian, there's something special about asian moms

>>36967741
I don't have any women. Why so confrontational?

>>36968079
>>36968325
>>36968374
>>36968542
>after weeks of talking to her about cooking she ask why do i know so much about cooking
> tell her i learned because i love good food and its nice to eat a good meal with someone
>she agrees while looking away
>ask her if she wanted to have dinner together
>she tells me shes off wensday and thursday
>she wants to eat at my place because hers isnt "people friendly"
>i live with parents so thats a no go
>tell her its fine and ill come early so we can fix it up
>get there at 4 and its a mess
>decent sized apartment but clothes everywhere and dirty dishes and cats
>help her clean the house and get dinner ready and afterwards had to get dropped off for work
>after weeks of me showing her how to clean and making her have a "clean up day" she wants to start dating and live together because "i make her better and she does not want to go back being a slob"
>she pays all the bills and likes to cook and clean because shes proud of how far she came
>she got us a gym membership so we can stop being fat
>i ride a bike to work instead of walking

we been together for 2 years now and we are thinking of having a kid. im going back to school to be a manager of the store.

>>36968737
three words: asian mommy gf
why arent you getting one right now?

>>36968782
that was a cute story. do you call her mommy in bed?

>Have Asian mommy
>Asks for progress reports on my goals once a week
>Forces me to learn cello and practice an hour per day
>Makes me do practice homework for 2 hours a day
>Administers tests to assure my progress
>Increases my study time to 3 hours per day if I fail her tests
>Only cooks me healthy food
>Bed time by 8:30
>Can only spend time with friends approved by her
>Have to check in with her once per hour when out of the house
>Only says she loves me when I succeed

>>36965500
When they hit the wall they hit it hard. Like Wile E. Coyote hard.

>>36968912
they look 25 until they're 60. asians age the best of any race. also usually not fat. i'm not concerned with women in their 50s though. that's a gilf category almost.

>>36968901
are you actually asian and she's really your mom? why haven't you banged her yet Chang?

>>36969005
I think you're being awfully optimistic here, but whatever trips your switch.

>>36968901
Sounds like a dream. I wish I had an asian mommy gf. I wanna be a good boy

>>36969025
my buddy has an asian mom, she still looks great. would bang her sideways pussy until its right side up.

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>>36968783
I'm bad at women and am afraid of rejection and failing to live up to her expectations

>>36969143
just bring home straight A's on your report card, guaranteed to get asian milf pussy every time

>>36965500
>mommy

uhh that looks an awful lot like Eva Lin

>>36967150
I think for black guys unless you are mentally or physically disabled it's not that hard to get with an asian girl. But if you want a normal relationship with a normal girl it's definitely harder than being an asian or white guy

omg, she's beautiful. :o
too bad i'm too much of a girly faggot.
i just want a gf :(

>>36968807
i have been slowly getting her into doing maternal stuff. shes 7 years older than me and it started with me lying on her lap, once i called her mom and she asked me if i had a mom fetish with a concerned face. i told her i just have a older woman fetish and shes been alright with it

>>36969271
I already did that for most of the last 13 years of my life. I didn't get puss of any kind. Besides, there's only like one Asian family in my city. I don't think that I'll be able to get an Asian mommy gf, Anon. The dream is dead.

>>36969374
shit.
i can't pretend to be cis when i forgot to turn my trip off.
fuck

>>36968314
Westernized Asians are basically white women, but worse.

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>>36969454
WA HA HA ANON HOLY SHIT!!! You are an actual homosexual!! I'm high as balls right now!

>>36965500
I'm thinking of moving to South Korea, so i'll for sure try.