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do you see anything wrong with this picture?
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>>37337261
Whatever they're cooking on the spit doesn't look like a mammoth?
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they're all fucking injins
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>>37337261
Women don't give a shit

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>Be me, 12 yo (5 years back)
>One day, small cat laying in the back garden
>Goes to check it up, it attacks me
>Gets pissed of try to catch it, runs away
>cat can't escape the garden (walls to high)
>Next day, get to the garden, surround the cat
>Attack rapidly, hit against the wall
>cat gets wounded, tries to escape
>Grabs it before it does so, smash it again
>puts cat on the ground, jump on it several times
>cat in agony, dying slowly, vomits blood and make random moves
>Throw the cat in a trash container, dies in agony

Few day later...

>Going to buy a sandwich at the market
>On the road back, recognize three nice kittens
>starts chasing the first one
>kitten escapes in an old basement, I follow
>Grab the kitten, smash it against the wall, blood everywhere
>Second kitten not far
>chase it fast, garb it and hit hard until dead
>third kitten not here anymore
>Out of the basement
>Suddenly third kitten appears, laying in front of the entry
>Crush the little kitten with my boot, it's eyes pop out
>Nearly dead animal makes strange noise, dies slowly in agony
>Get back home, act normal, like nothing happened
>Life goes on..
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>>37337260
Were you abused as a child?
original fucking comment.
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>>37337352
Nope, at all
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>>37337260
underage b&
get the fuck out you cretin

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>grew out of video games
>grew out of anime
>lost interest in all my waifus
>too broke to explore other hobbies

Where does a neet go from here
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>>37337080
Collect rocks. They are free. Or read. You have heard of a library right?
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Reading

Download free from the internet
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>>37337080

play LOL

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Today working at McCuckolds I had some of the closest female interaction I've had in years

>Doing some training at McDonalds
>Pointless online education they make us do
>qt staff member giving us the training
>She leans in really close against me
>"im sorry im pressed right up against you but i cant see the screen"
>I tell her it's fine
>but in my head i thought
>"this is more than fine, I'm loving it"
>she goes away and comes back but periodically checks up on me
>In the exact same way
>Still leaning in pressing right up against me some times for upward of 30 secs to a minute
>What a day lads, what a day
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>>37337060
Congrats bro, I'm happy that you had a good day. Hopefully tomorrow is just as good.
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You're basically a Chad now.
GET OUT REEEEEEEE
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>"this is more than fine, I'm loving it"
kek

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Why do girls fetishize old men and guys fetishize young women?

I'm a solid 7/10 and my crush has a thing for a middle-aged loser. We're both 18.
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>>37336865
I sometimes find certain older men pretty attractive.

I dunno, really. It's probably just the whole "mature, in-control, masculine" vibe that they can sometimes give off.
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I don't know but I fucking hate it

Especially as a guy who was constantly pushed into ever older groups in school. I never meet anybody that is interested in me and I even look young for my age. All my classmates are 22-24 and I'm 20.

Women my age are all interested in these 25-30 year old losers. If I had a friend that age dating a 20 year I'd probably think they were a creep. Not sure why girls don't.
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>>37336865

I don't know, desu. Jeremy Irons is hot as fuck at any age though

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>someone happens to suffer from the fat gen and is overweight
>JUST EAT LESS BRO XD I LOST 20KG WITH MY GIRLFRIEND ITS SO FUCKIN EASY JUST COUNT THE FUCKIN CALORIES AND KILL YOURSELF AND TAKE SOME CIVILLIANS WITH YOU
>someone is an alcoholic
>ohh poor soul god have mercy on you i know its really hard for you and here take this 20$ buy yourself some water
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>>37336620
we all have autism here, but at least attempt to speak english next time
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It's not fair, fatbros.
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>37336640
fuck off to reddit bitch ass niggerr

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>you're pushing large stones, making the pyramids n shit with your discord buddies
>loud whistle
>your section gets called over

>oh shit, it's the pharaoh's bitch
>"all of you leave except anon"
>your boys get placed in the next room

>she descends her golden throne
>you see pic related, plus powerful tangy pheromones and delicious, intoxicating musk

>"humor me anon" she purrs with a smirk
>"my pharaoh would die for his country, but not for me"
>she lifts your chin and leans very very closely
>"he does not know what true sacrifice is"

>she leans back, clasping her hands excitedly together
>"you have a choice: sacrifice all of your friends and lose yourself inside me as you will forever be my playtoy"

>she points at a crucifix behind you

>"or suffer a painful, terrible death as your friends take their turns"

wat the FUCK do??
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>>37336526
Well, it was nice knowing my friends.
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I would easily trade in every single cunt in Africa for an Egyptian queen to step on my dick
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>discord buddies
Hmmm

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Femanons where did you meet your bf/ex?

If you don't have one where can we meet you or where would we meet you if you weren't a NEET?

Everyone on any dating app is an absolute normie or slut. I just want a shy nerdy gf to love unconditionally forever.
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OkCupid.

My boyfriend and I were a 99% match. Neither of us has any other friends so we spend all of our time together. Our anniversary is next week.
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Met my ex in highschool. He was my first boyfriend. He's currently serving a 7 year prison sentence.

Haven't dated anyone since.

Jesus fucking christ...
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>>37336480
Congrats anon. That is the dream.

OkCupid was filled with the absolute most degenerate normies when I tried. But maybe that's because I'm in SoCal.

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Lets have another one of these to pass the time.

I'll post what I have, but please feel free to add your own.
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The quill and then convince everyone here to kill themselves
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>>37336428
edgy but I'll let it slide
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>>37336392
Quill, cloak, box
Quill, can convince anyone to do anything.

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Tell me, what's the fucking point of life if you can never have a girl like this?
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You could win the lottery and land a gold digger like this, or kidnap and brainwash/stockholm one. Never say never my man.
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>>37336322
literally nothing, it's why I plan to kill myself soon
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>born in 2017
>pay anywhere from $40-250 to sleep with a 'attractive' woman

???

Or are you just crying because they don't actually want to sleep with you for nothing ?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HUAFO0nGl0

How does this make you feel?
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How do you feel about the /pol/acks invading the comment section?
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>>37336202
Why would give a fuck about this?

>>/pol/
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>>37336305

My question is as much about /pol/acks sperging out in the video as it is about the video itself.

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What's for dinner robots 05/28
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I had a barbecue with the gf's family. Wasn't bad but I'm a mite peckish again now. Not sure we have anything in. Still it was nice to make the most of the sub.
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onion chips with salame and a coke
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Got a family size box of Cheerios and Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Also some pepper jack cheese.

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TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

Hear that wagies? Thats the sound of your sunday coming to an end.

You should probably iron a shirt for work tomorrow and get an early night in so you can give your chad boss another ferrari.

Me? Don't worry about me, i'll be waking up well rested tomorrow and reading a good book for an hour, before having a nice long shower and going for a walk in the beautiful country.
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>tfw bank holiday tomorrow but still have to work

ITS NOT FAIR
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>>37335532


>tfw no work tomorrow but still getting paid for the day
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>>37335556
FUCK YOU

IT'S NOT FAIR AT ALL

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>upvotes and downvotes allow harmless and agreeable opinions to rise to the top and gain traction, while opinions that people disagree with are silenced and hidden away, and that's horseshit.

>when redditcunts reply with, "this." or "fucking this all the way"
>when a popular comment has hundreds of replies with completely meaningless bullshit to get karma
>when /r/4chan users use 4chan lingo and pretend to be on the site
>/r/4chan is completely insulting in every way, with the reddit standards (names, voting, "gold)
>when some cum gargler on reddit screenshots a post and gets karma off of the post that someone else made

Literally fuck off you bottomfeeding wastes of spaces, you're a disgrace to the website
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/r/4chan has funny posts

but all big commuties on reddit are trash and full of movie references I do not get or care about
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don't forget that if people agree on something and have an enjoyable time talking about it, it is considered a "circlejerk" by those who feel left out.

>mfw redditors use the terms "circlejerk" and "echo chamber" in real life when they're left out of stuff.
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See you on /r/4chan

Post funny reaction images to be Included in the screencap :^)

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What's the farthest you have ever gotten with a girl?
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>>37335135
talked to one online (possibly male)
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Once in my life a girl asked me out, kinda. It was the most awkward thing you could imagine. Since then I prefer to be alone.
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texting about anime

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