What's the farthest you have ever gotten with a girl?

>>37335135
talked to one online (possibly male)

Once in my life a girl asked me out, kinda. It was the most awkward thing you could imagine. Since then I prefer to be alone.

texting about anime

Casual talk at uni

I but benis in bagina

this latina in middle school or something took an interest in me and pocket dived for my donger on the bleachers and later had her friend ask me out for her. i had to change schools not too long afterward, not long at all

then i held hands in high school with a blonde

and a black girl propositioned me in college and almost puked on me

and now for half a decade i haven't really so much as had a meaningful conversation with a woman so that's as far as i'm getting

>>37335135
held eye contact for 3-4secs

>be in elementary school
>this one chick seems to make fun of me (i was sort of a class clown/sperg, but in a good way)
>always sits next to me which befuzzled me since she was never that nice
>playing in sand with friends like an autist one day, suddenly a group of girls she hangs out with run up to me, dragging her along
>"ANON ANON ANON SHE LIKES YOU"
>this is complete news to me, accented by the fact that i had not even hit puberty yet
>try to say something but then start to feel dizzy
>start stuttering like an autist until she drags them away, brain decideds to reset and i keep digging in the dirt and mostly forget about her
>remember that she likes me a bit later (still in elementary), argue against her with the teacher over some irrelevant class poster project or something
>the argument goes on for about 15 or 20 minutes at which I decide I really don't need it and let her have it
>she is visibly in tears and looks like she is about to scream
cont.

>>37335135
Drunkenly made out with and fingered a gross roastie before passing out in my own puke 10 mins later.

A girl in my class used to talk to me when I was 10 yrs old.

because our seats were next to eachother and there was no one else to talk to during boring classes

>>37335604
>forget about the entire experience and just wander back over to my seat
>she avoids me for the rest of my school years
>she's now a disgusting SJW landwhale
The saddest part is that I remember getting an erection and hiding it under my shirt when I saw her crying. Does this make me some kind of sadist?

>>37335470
you absolute FUCK

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Had passionate sex with my cute petite girlfriend. My favorite part was ramming her from the back and pulling her hair and listening to her moan.

Titfucked a 16 year old when I was 13.

My cuteboii looks have severely deteriorated then and now I don't even get looks directed my way.

My hand brushed against a cashiers once when I was getting change. I fapped to it later that night.

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hugged twice after drinking a lot
now I have no way to contact her anymore because I'm too shy to use social media and never got her phone number

>>37335373
greentext please anon?
orengeti

hot making out without touching her girlpucci or tiddies

Asked a girl out once

Said yes

Dumped me two days later. What a roller coaster. Technically still said yes though, I'll always have that.

>>37335647
How did you start going out with her?

>>37335135
Marriage and a kid.

>>37335135
made out with her and touched her tits

I was blasted drunk and felt really bad about it in the morning

Thats how beta I am

>>37335135
I had sex with one.

4chan girls, man. They're crazy.

>>37335715
She was in one of my classes all year in high school and then she approached me towards the end of the year and then somehow we hit it off and on the third day she gave me a blowjob and we bascially fucked a ridiculous amount over that summer. She was just a super horny teenage girl and I was just a clueless teenage boy. Good times.

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>be freshman in high school
>for some reason i still think im hot shit and have all the chances with girls in the world despite being a khhv
>absolutely disgusting 0/10 landwhale that looks like its face got stuck in a blender starts following me after lunch and standing just around the corner from where I was ( I had no friends so I just ate outside the school)
>near the end of the year she actually sits down to me
>give her a look of disgust and get up and leave
No regrets desu, I still wouldn't touch her with a hazmat suit on, even though I'm still a KHHV.

>>37335691
not much to tell. im just an awkward fuck and cant have a proper conversation with a girl

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>>37335135
Unprotected anal using vagina juice as just enough lube to eventually slide in, but I'm still kissless and probably always will be. No, she wasn't a prostitute I just never took the initiative because I still have no idea how kissing actually works when tongues are involved.

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>>37335135
I danced wit ha girl on a party
We didn't touch though

>tfw pic related

Probably talked to a when drunk. Couldn't do it sober though.

>my crush in 6th grade pulled me into a closet and made kissing sounds
>I fled

Much later
>match with attractive girl on Tinder
>suggest we go for a walk
>end up on scenic spot
>can touch her shoulder and shit without her recoiling

Probably could've made out then and there but as a 33 yo KHV I kinda felt we should have more rapport than 30 minutes of walking. But then she flew home.

>>37335135
About 200m then she had to go home.

I hold hands on a city festival when i was 16 it only went down from there

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>>37335135
I had brief conversations (about 5 mins) with a total of approximately 4 or 5 females across middle school, high school, and university. I received about 10 hugs (total) from one of those. There was some online gaming and Steam convos which are hard to quantify. Is this Chad tier? Do I still belong here?

>>37335135
paid a prostitute in Prague a few months ago to take my virginity. pussy felt amazing/warm/tight and i bet it feels even greater without a condom + doing it with a girl that actually likes you back

other than that, the farthest ive gone is a good-bye hug during my h.s graduation 10 years ago

nearly 30 and i've yet to have intimate female contact without having to pay for it. also i didnt kiss the prostitute i fucked so im still kissless

>>37335975
Sounds cute. I held hands with my crush when we were dancing during our prom (I just wanted to see my crush all dolled up, okay). Little did I know that I btfo her boyfriend and he got all mad and jelly because I danced with her but he never confronted me about it lol. It also went downhill from there.

>>37335135
roleplayed sexy time on habbo hotel

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>>37335135
Marriage originaru desu ne

My ex gf used to finger my ass a lot. And I once ate her asshole out. I got my cock in there for a bit but not long enough to cum.

Got to play with boobs and rub a girls vagina once in the 10th grade. 25 and haven't had a girlfriend ever since.

>>37336071
Do you consider yourself a non-virgin now? Are you aware that lot of people don't think it counts until it's unprotected and consensual with someone who liked and cares about you?

i got drunk with one girl on a bar and flirted with her. learned that she's not into me and is kind of a roastie.

story's developing so tell me r9k, what should be the next step in my master plan

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been with now ex for 2 years. left her on her b-day (18) gave her some flowers and said its over

>>37335135
Mutual masturbation was the farthest I got.
It was pretty hot. Definitely would recommend

>>37335135
Sexual intercourse of varying forms and partners.

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Are there any actual robots in here that aren't normies that have had actual sex and shit?

I had sex and I couldn't get hard most of the time.

and then I caught feelings for her that subsist even now and has been spun into my own mental masturbation and torment about what a failure I am.

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>>37336211
yes that would be me.

>>37335135
almost across the border

>>37335135
Friends payed a hooker to give me a bj

>>37336211
I assure despite having had a life fled with sex with various people, sometimes simultaneously, at varying frequencies and positions i'm a fairly cloistered self-imposed shut-ins. I just make the absolute most of the time i'm actively forced to interact with the world and have my normie act and happy face mask down to a key.

>>37336276
I think that's the closest thing to normalcy people in the future will experience.

I had a gf in kindergarten, we kissed once during lunch and everyone, including my family, made fun of me because of this for the next few years.

That made me very insecure with girls, not approaching any until I was 19.

I'm now 21, had a few dates already but because of my 0 experience it never led anywhere. Most I've gotten was a hug.
I have now acquired a friend from school - I thought she gave me a lot of hints (touching, small talk, always smiling when talking to me, etc) but when I asked her out she told me she has a boyfriend. We still went out for a beer, chatted a bit, had quite a bit of fun, but nothing came out of it. We text each other daily now, meaning I'm deep in the friend zone but I don't mind that. I have one more friend and at least I'm gaining some experience in talking to girls.
Oh and by the way she is very hot (objectively 9/10) and I'm a fat neckbeard, so even if she was single I'm not sure if she'd date me.


So to sum it up, technically a kiss, but practically only a hug

>>37336276
Fuck off normalfag, you are just a self-hating Chad.

A girl reluctantly hugged me once after I asked for it. I'm the most hideous guy on r9k

a couple of hugs, and texting once

i'm 26 lmao

>>37336211
I'm >>37335853 and literally don't leave the house to do anything but take out the garbage and check the mail. I have no friends, not even online ones. Total flukes do happen, doesn't mean someone like me doesn't belong here.

>>37336372
I assure i'm 5/10 at most weigh around 270lb and an quite fat. I just know how to pretend to be normal and apparently i'm a good talker when i withdraw from the world and go on autopilot.
>>37336348
Seems like it right? Instead of folk trying at bars its just a bunch of desperate loners look for a rut the one day they aren't hibernating.

I paid for a hooker to blow me. Turned out she was a bored housewife with a cuckold husband.
I then decided to man up and fuck another hooker and it went well, until it came to the fucking and i went soft. worst experience of my life and i even paid for it to happen.

Fucked her raw and came inside her. The sensation was unreal, it was lije my first time masturbating all over again.

I prefer guys myself but once my friend offered me a bj but I said no because I wanted to look at memes.

I once ate out my oneitis, she told me that nows my chance to lose my virgnity. Couldn't get my dick hard, so I cuddled with her naked for the rest of the night. There were other times where I was totally ready to fuck but she wouldn't let me.

>>37336146
>Do you consider yourself a non-virgin now?
no
>>37336146
>Are you aware that lot of people don't think it counts until it's unprotected and consensual with someone who liked and cares about you?
yes i think that too. dont think it will ever happen at this point so ill stick to prostitutes

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>>37335135
I've Talked to girls I guess. never even hugged a girl, let alone got a girlfriend and had sex like much of /r9k/

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>>37335135
I kissed and held hands, never had sex. Neither relationship lasted longer than a month.

Flirted with one online

Ive fugged a transgirl tho

>>37335135
One girl asked me to be her bf but i was too awkward at the time.

>>37335135
peed on each other's junk

I've gotten laid before but my penis has this weird numbness to it so I didn't feel much of anything, sometimes just sick to my stomach. I've never masturbated because of that numbness too so the only way I cum now is in my sleep and since it wakes me up I'm normally able to stop it now.

Kill me please.

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>>37335135
Theres no way to sugar-coat this.... so, rape and murder, anon.

>>37336432
how the fuck do you have bareback anal without ever kissing?

I had a girlfriend who sucked my dick and i ate her out and fingered her
never put my benis in her bagina though

>taking a shortcut inbetween some houses to get home
>saw the most beautiful jailbait teen I've ever laid eyes on
>had to force myself to keep walking anf not to stare

FUCK bros.
that sums it up

4 years ago a girl on omegle gave me her number
we texted for 2 days and then after that she stopped texting back and I forgot about her

>>37335135
Went on omegle getting nexted for 4 hours straight until some random colombian girl stopped and watched me cum.
She smiled.

I have penetrated and came inside a woman. She was 42 at the time and I was 23.

9th grade gym class some girl was saying "this bra makes my boobs look so good" and i was like "can i touch them" and poked my right index and middle finger into her left breast and she laughed and said thats enough

>>37335135
Sleeping in her house. In the spare bedroom.

>>37338385
What? You flat-out just asked to touch her boobs like a depraved autist, and she let you?

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>>37338385
>can i touch them
OH WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS BEFORE

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>get a note from girl in class
>it says she likes me or some shit
>thought it was a prank since her friends were giggling as they gave it to me
>throw the note in the bin as she watches from a few metres away

>>37338888
not kidding yes

i realise now that it was a bad idea

>>37338919
HAHAHAHAHA

dude youre a legend

i had sex with a girl. i made out with a girl, she wasn't expecting it. i am a chad on the outside but robot inside.

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>>37338919
>tfw always imaging this will happen
>female hasnt initiated contact with me for a purpose other than work/school since middle school

>>37335135
Got her to say yeah when I asked her out. Now, I need to make a move and get comfortable with her.

I had a belly gf I fugged.

It was comfy.

Cuddling,kissing.
She never gave back any affection. I was simply a robot who scored his oneitis.

when I was 10 or younger I played with a neighbor girl a lot and once when I was at her place she asked me if I can go with her down to the basement
we went there and she started kissing me on the lips
she said she doesn't want the parents to know
next day I was at her place again and the parents had to go for a few hours
we kissed again (it wasn't that lewd, we were just kids) and then she wanted me to go into her parents bedroom, lay down onto their bed so we can cuddle and kiss
that was kinda too much for me so I wanted to go
but she locked the door and said she won't let me outside, she wants my lips

it was like 8pm already, it was dark and my parents didn't know where I am, because I forgot to tell them
they even called the police, they were looking for me everywhere

end of the story, her parents came back home, they let me go (I didn't tell them what happend)
I went back home and everything was fine, well except that my parents were worried

what is weird tho, the next day they moved away
like without saying anything and shit
they simply moved away, I never saw her again

and now I'm 21 and still a kissless virgin
I mean virgin

On one night, I groped a girls ass and cuddled with her.
It ended with her kissing me on the cheek and the two of us departing.

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>>37335135
A full loving relationship. Soul-mates n shit.

Then had it ripped away from my life as I watched in agony.

Probably better if I had never experienced it at all t bh

>>37335135
full blown sex and relationship

SEX cause I'm not a fucking autist

>>37339258
Then gtfo and jump off a bridge.

>>37335135
I open handed "oraoraora"'D a deaf black girl's butt who pulled me up to dance at senior prom.

In context I was chilling with my spergy friends at our table.
I went stag.

I slappted it up to the beat of the song that was playing.
It was only to assert dominance and feign like a chad. I had to make up for losing the footing in who was controlling the situation
While we slow danced I couldnt quite look her in the eye, or face and was sure my breath wasnt completely okay. So I kept looking past her head and to the side.

And she said "I feel that you know." Like I had a semi.
I didnt.

I didnt even really find her attractive. I just didnt want to look gay when a girl wanted me to dance.

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I've licked and smelled her panties

I was friends with a girl in 9th grade, and then developed a crush on her in 10th grade. The farthest I ever got was we messaged each other a bit because we were in a group chat together with her friends and one of my friends. And then we never spoke to each other again. I don't know why, we just didn't talk in 11th grade and then she got a boyfriend and I was bitter and angry.
It also ruined Persona for me because her boyfriend was really into Persona 4 and that's about all I know about him, I was also really into Persona 4 but I stopped playing it and never finished because every time I played it I just thought about what could have been.

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I went on a contiki tour to sweden in 2004, mostly before they got blacked.

I'm a white ausfag and speak a bit of swedish, so I didn't get much interest, but what little I did get was genuine. They're very...sexually liberal. Lot's of girls who have complex daddy issues and take drugs and fuck randoms.

>>37335135
In 7th grade me and my friend used to rub this girl's pussy over her clothes. I'm 22 now and the pinnacle of my existence happened in middle School.