if god is real then why do i exist
god is real, but he is not benevolent
>>39429259
So god can amuse himself
You exist because your parents had sex.
>exercise at home (dont want to go to a gym so i don't lift)
>eat moderately
>Still getting called fucking skinny fat
How the fuck you actually do it, I feel like there is no point you either starve yourself ot death or get on roids otherwise there is no point taking care of yourself. Self-improvement is a meme
>>39429256
skinny fatness is caused by low testosterone.
You don't escape skinnyfat without lifting.
Well maybe you can, but that requires starving yourself down to an extremely low weight.
Lifting allows you to be heavier, leaner, and eat a shit load more food, it's like having cheats codes.
>>39429280
I don't have low testosterone.
Why do people say that the water under a bridge is irrelevant? The water is the entire reason the bridge is there. You could say that the presence of the bridge dwarfs the water's significance, but it affects an environmental plane on a dimension above it which is a plane we cannot ignore. It's like saying slippers are irrelevant. It may be easy to ignore your slippers and go about your day, but if your slippers were to fall off and your foot soles were exposed to the blistering ground, you would immediately recognize the pain and agony that would follow. The truth is, surface reality is determined by an infinite amount of micro factors that slightly change the numbers and odds of the happenings in our environment. In the case of the water under the bridge, the water is the most significant layer of reality. Without the bridge, you would till be able to cross the river; the only difference is that you would be wet. But without the water, you would have no river to cross in the first place. This exposes the true significance of these so called micro factors. They are the true macro factors. The factors we cannot perceive.. or the ones we choose to ignore.. play the biggest role in our daily lives. Let me provide you with another example. Two identical cock roaches are perched under a tree. You may want to take a guess at which one will move first, but the easiest way to do this is to apply a micro factor to force the cock roach into moving. This effectively changes the odds of the cock roach case from a fifty percent correct guess on which will move first to a one hundred percent calculation. Not only does this throw the idea of micro factors out the window, but it also shows the level of leniency that the concept of probability provides us.
>>39429227
What the FUCK is that picture, and the correct saying is actually water under the fridge.
>>39429227
>that block of text
Learn how to format your post for readability, you inconsiderate fuck.
Also, "water under the bridge" does not imply that the water is unimportant. It implies that you "got over it". Brainlets these days...
>>39429227
>Why do people say that the water under a bridge is irrelevant?
That's not what the saying means. It means that you're on the bridge and whatever problem you had is like water under a bridge, it's already floated away and there is new water.
>tfw the season of sandals and flip flops is coming to an end soon
>>39429193
jpegs are eternal, anon.
>>39429193
>He doesn't live in south FL
Flip flop and sandal season is 365 days a year. This is footfag paradise
>>39429193
I don't really mind. With all the flipflops you see how poorly some girls care for their feet. I don't care for socks but they're better for protecting the feet. Also I like when a qt peels her sweaty socks or nylons off
Any of you experienced less feeling in your manhood? What's up with that?
nope, can't relate, sorry anon
>>39429130
yeah, having sex cured it
>>39429130
After I listened to this fembot I think I might become a trap
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6
>new Youtube layout has a comment section in the history
>tfw reading everyone one of your youtube comments from years ago
oh man, I need to check it out, I mean at last they returned the comment history
>>39428920
wtf wtf wtf holy shit how do I hide this from others
Good thing I use a different email for everything shitpost related
Is anyone else here a phantom shitter?
like, breaking into people's homes to see what their toilets feel like, how's the bathroom decorated and shit like that, or am I the only one here?
>>39428827
How do you know no one's home? Do you case the joint for a while before sneaking in to shit?
>>39428870
yeah I usually scout out the place for a few days and write down the patterns
>>39428827
If I could sneak around other's homes like that anon I'm pretty sure I'd do more than just shit in their toliets.
A-a-anon, junior and bailey's daddy died in a car crash and I've been so lonely. Would you like to join me for dinner this evening, your treat?
If this is a meme, I don't get it.
>>39428688
Aw, that's so sad. Of course I'll have dinner with you. Let's just ditch the old monstrosity on your right.
sorry but she is too young for me
>tfw masturbated in the girls bathroom in my dorm, came all over the seat
Some qt is gonna have to poopoo and my sperm will get in her vagoo, and she will think some chad impregnated her but it was meee
:D
gross dude yuk
I did't know waht the mames were but i said ti
>>39428817
what the HELLL are you talking a bout DOOOOD
Hey guys.
To keep it short:
I really like this 5/10 girl, she is (by societys standards) not very good looking, she's a brunette who doesn't wear make up, she has a slightly recessed chin, she wears glasses and she's like an actual NERD girl, not a fake nerd girl (pic), (anti-social, barely any friends, really shy.). She's in Engineerings with me and even chose programming over design (I did aswell).
I haven't spoken to her even once, but she is extremely cute in a way, and I have a feeling we'd get along just fine.
Do you think I have a chance? This might be the only shot I have at getting a girl who I actually like, not some stacy cunt.
What would I even say? How do I start a conversation with her?
>>39428585
casually slap her ass in a jokingly way.
>>39428585
Ask if she wants to study together sometime at the library.
If she laughs at your jokes you can continue to get closer.
Do it slowly and after a few meets, see if she'd like to get a few drinks.
>>39428585
The first thing you should do is try saying hi, with a friendly smile.
R9k fag thread. Post cuteboi stuff, stories, maybe meet a new steam lewd buddy. Keep it contained and anonymous on here.
>>39428559
Hey Gaybots! Here's some maps of where the gays are at! Make a pin and hit up some people nearby! You can do it anon, work on getting your robotbf!
R9gay map
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338#
/Cuteboys/ map
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2109503
Robot Finder
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398#
>>39428559
>R9k fag thread. Post cuteboi stuff, stories, maybe meet a new steam lewd buddy. Keep it contained and anonymous on here.
You are coming on a little too strong here
>>39428559
i'm never gonna have a bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxkSpYhdDo0
UNDEAD
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>>39428456
you're too old to like this kind of music
>>39428474
>Tfw getting dragged back to middle school and all of the negative emotions associated with it
>>39428508
you are too old to like this kind of music, lkie i said
I-I-It's my birthday and all I want are rare Pepes and Wojaks would you be so kind to give me a birthday present?
happy birthday man.
mine was 2 days ago
why don't you make yourself a present and kill yourself?
>>39428387
Fembot here happy Bday anon
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6
Why do I want to feel more depressed? This is an odd feel.
It just feels wrong when I'm not sad, I want to suffer more. What's wrong with me
Why do you think I feel depressed ?
>>39429556
I don't know. I think i deserve mine, i was always a waste
It's called masochism. It's kind of like enjoying being fuck in the anus.
Can't say there is anything wrong with that... Only YOU make it wrong by problematising that.
What's their name, /r9k/?
That special someone.
Maybe you love them. Maybe you've tried to forget them but they will always be a part of your life.
Who is it?
I don't want to say her name but I will say that she managed to slowly destroy my life with her selfish actions and lies.
What a waste of 3 years.
Fuck you
>>39428478
whores
all the same
Joannah, a whore I still love in the most platonic way possible