>tfw masturbated in the girls bathroom in my dorm, came all

gross dude yuk

I did't know waht the mames were but i said ti

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>>39428817
what the HELLL are you talking a bout DOOOOD

>>39428650
sperm doesn't live that long outside the body, does it?

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>>39428906
i have no ideae

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this fucking board lads

>>39428650
How do you have the balls to masturbate in a girls' bathroom?

SHE GONN DO A DNA TEST ANN ACcLAIM RAPE

>>39429535
it was in the middle of the night

>>39429552
Unless OP's DNA is in some government database he has nothing to fear.

>>39429655
if youre on /r9k/ and your DNA is not in the government database you dont belong here

>>39428650
yeah cause she's totally conna sit down without even looking at the seat? Most girls wipe the seats with toilet paper before sitting down, IF they sit down. Sometimes they just hover. And sperm doesn't live that long outside the body. Sorry, champ.

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Don't think that's how it works friend, also girls don't usually sit on the toilet seat

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>>39428650
>tfw cracked eggs on my oneitis's head

Bitch is gonna be dripping like a slut all day

Their vag doesn't touch the toilet seat bro........ it goes into the opening so that they can pee.

>>39429750
>>39429714
Fuck both of u guyz

>>39429784
Shut up REEERRRReeeeeEeeeeeeeerrrrreeeeeeeee

>>39429810
I quoted the wrong post cause you are ruining my fantasy..... Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

cummies all ova the toilet seat, MOMMY