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why do manlets have zero self respect?
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>>37576921
he's trying to not come off as butthurt that he got rejected because of his height but it just looks more sad this way
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>>37576921
>women are so retarded they think two inches matters or they can tell
Every guy above 5'9" but below 6 feet just say you are 6 feet the roasties can't tell and if they would be such a vapid whore is it really wrong to lie to them?
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>>37576921
Did you expect him to sperg out and make death threats like your common robot? This is how people who've seen a pair of tits in their life respond to rejection.

>nobody want to date or hang out with a 22 year old NEET with aspergers who still lives with his mom

wat do?
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>>37576859
I do though! but im 45? u gud with that i want to shove it in ya know what i mean
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>>37576859
ill hang out with you. I'm 23, neet, and have aspergers
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>>37576899
fug, asperger boys r so cute, im 40+ can i hang out with both of yall ?

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I know nobody likes reddit here.

But in this archive link of r/AskWomen, it seems like the 80/20 rule should be amended.

http://archive.is/hlvQ3

I, hereby, declare the rule of 99/1 !
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Holy shit
>2%
>5%
>1%

When I am outside, I'd say more than half women I see look cute. What universe do these roastiea live in that they are so picky?
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>>37576798
>tfw when you missed the beta uprising
>tfw when you realize occupy was right
>tfw when we are the 99%
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>>37576829
>half
The womens' numbers are probably accurate. I think you don't know what half of the female population means. Discount the elderly, the disabled, the obese, the disfigured, the blacks, etc. And something like 5% is quite reasonable. Take a bus or go to a park sometime and see if half really means half to you.

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It's time.

It's time for the normies to die.
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Paint the wall with their blood
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Let none escape
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Leave no one alive

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>be armyfag
>meet qt army nurse just before graduation
>nicest person I've met in my entire life
>kinda thicc, asian probably chinese decent, would wife
>we talk and stuff but never go out at that time
>after graduation she reaches out to me
>we start dating for a good while
>after being together for a bit over a year we moved in together
>it seems like we were made for each other
>I've never dated or had a gf in my entire life before
>one day we were having a family get together with families from both sides
>gf gets up to talk during dinner
>tells everyone she's pregnant
>I wake up

Who do I have these pathetic dreams?
There is no way I can get into the army let alone get a gf
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>>37576554
Those are some pretty detailed dreams man.

My dreams are usually fleeting and incomprehensible.
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>>37576554
geee whiz
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>>37576554
>be chad
>going to the gym to do my lifting
>the gym is empty, these only one person there besides me
>shes 15-16ish, skinny, and has a massive rack, and shes naked
>start suckig on her tits
>she moans and I suck harder
>after about a minute I eel the need to cum
>cug
>wake up
>my erect penis is pulsing out my sticky mess of love
>my boxers are soaked
>don't get on new boxers for work
who /devilish/ here?

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How do l get a cute gf like this? (webm related)
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This is probably the worst possible place to ask that.
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>>37576425
be hott, poiryfujgyhraky
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>doesnt even swallow

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I couldn't make this up if I tried. I am official fucked.

>I go to a small liberal art school in the midwest
>In a civil engineering class
>the debate is on whether or not we should be using tax payer money to help fund inner city projects and free health care for drug users
>Most say yes because it is our duty as citizens, systematic opression, blah blah blah
>finally pipe up after staying quiet
>"If it is the fault of white oppression that these areas are falling apart aside from rampant crime and drug use, perhaps it is best if we cease to continue to intervene in these areas for fear of making it worse. There comes a point in time where we just have to wish other groups well and cut ties to pursue our own goals and ambitions while leaving the other groups free to do the same regardless of if they can or not on their own."
>Whole class is dead silent
>Suddenly just a bunch of people telling me that's literal nazi rhetoric
>Professor silences the class and then looks me in the eye
>"Anon I think you should step out for the rest of the day."
>I say nothing as I pack and leave
>Get an email from prof an hour later about my behavior and how I need to show up for an evaluation meeting
>Show up the next day to the head of the school counseling center, the dean of student affairs, my professors, and the the chief of campus police all in the room waiting for me
>shrug uncomfortably and ask why I'm here
>Head of counseling starts "Anon, do you ever feel the need to hurt yourself or others?"
>Lie and say no
>"Well anon... some of your behavior is classified as school shooter red flags"
>They proceed to go over every aspect of my persona, including how I dress, walk, carry my bag, my comments during class, and interactions with other students
>the dean finishes up by saying how I will need an clean psych eval to continue attending classes

tl;dr I'm such an autist robot that the school won't let me graduate until I prove I'm not an immediate threat
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And this is why robots should stay away from college
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>american "universities" everyone lmao

sounds like something that'd happen to a 13 year old at a shitty high school, what a joke
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so you speak your mind and the school actively censor you?

no wonder american universities are such breeding grounds for the shit we're seeing today

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Wait, if women are having more sex than ever before why are there so many male virgins?
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>>37576259
There would have been more male virgins throughout history if there didn't used to be a lot more sex between men.
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Because they're all fucking the same 20% of men.

Funfact: 50% of men will never have children.
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>>37576304
>Funfact: 50% of men will never have children.
citation needed

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>ywn have a girl look at you like that

Why even try ?
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>>37576217
I don't care about womans.

Checkmate.
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>>37576217
Gal is very attractive, but horribly miscast as WW. Seriously ruined the movie for me. I don't know why normies keep going on about her "having the physicality" and being "really good in the movie". After all her training, she still looks like a twig and hardly looks like an Amazonian warrior. Her acting was also very forced. She was trying her best, but her best is not good at all. The only reedemable part of the movie was the second act. Everything else imo was utter trash-the same trash you see in the worst capeshit movies
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>>37576299
normies keep going on about her "having the physicality" and being "really good in the movie"

Halo effect. because she is an attractive woman in "le indpendant woman" role, the normies will believe she is a good actress without having an objective mindset towards her acting.

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What's your body like r9k. You arent all neckbeards, right?
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>>37576105
no we're all feminine twink sissyfags like you
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I am very overweight and hairy
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Skinny and obscenely hairy.

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How do i get over the fear of talking to girls? What do i say? What if they think im ugly or weird? What if im awkward? All these what ifs make me too scared to confront a qt 3.14. People say im good looking but i have never been complimented by an attracyive girl. Im really shy but i open up once people get to know me and say that im funny etc,.
>be me
>be at Disneyland
>see dreamy qt 3.14 angel
> she is alone
> be me with group
>friends tell me to go talk to her
>be me
>be self conscious
>two scared to go up to her
>she ends up walking away into the crowd
>never see her again
>feelsbad man
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>>37576089
fuck off and ask /adv/, you stupid normalcunt
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ib4: somebody posts this shit
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>>37576089
Just b yourself anon! She will love you for sure.

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Spent another $200 on my favorite twitch girl
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This better be bait, anon.

Whore enablers are even worse than whores themselves.
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>>37575978
What did you gain from this experience?

I'm far too greedy to share my neetbux spoils with camwhores.
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Tfw you could have fuxked 4 primetime whores in this shithole for 200 bucks

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Anyone else get immensely jealous of the dumbest shit like another girl flirting with some random guy?
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I get jealous when I see any guy seamlessly hold an interaction with a girl. If I was him I would be sweating through my shirt.
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>>37575993
see shit like that doesn't bother me, a girl (sexually) flirting with someone else though damn
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>>37576019
I guess it just reminds me what I can't do so I get pissy.

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Lets write a java program r9k, one line at a time.

public class r9k {
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double age;
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private String fuck;

>>37575849
>lowercase class name
REEEEEE
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java is faggot shit for retards

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i know a secret down in uncle tom's cabin
i know a secret that i just can't tell
know who put the bodies
know who put the bodies
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Post more anime QTs please
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>>37575936
i have like a 6gb folder, it's so hard to choose. pic is me right now, btw
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>>37576046
Upload a mega or something please anon I'll love you

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