What's your body like r9k. You arent all neckbeards, right?

>>37576105
no we're all feminine twink sissyfags like you

I am very overweight and hairy

Skinny and obscenely hairy.

>>37576105
Jesus Christ OP you could crush a fucking watermelon with those thighs

Your hair also resembles Liam from Two Best Friends Play

>>37576119
But I'm stronk Anon

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Like yours except my arms aren't as big and i'm not a fag.
Just think of it like putting peter dinklage head on that body.
I want to die.

>>37576105
SS claims another victim. Cut your hair at least if you have such feminine frame you fag.

>>37576105
Currently going to the gym and I'm at the point between fat and muscular

>>37576105
I am 5'7" 110 pounds.

>>37576139
not with those arms and hips

>>37576148
>i'm not a fag

No need for the passive aggressiveness, anon

>>37576152
No ss, just running and used to powerlift years ago

>>37576166
Well I still deadlift 140 kg, pretty good for my size I think

>>37576241
Me too im 90 lbs max is only 325kg tho

>>37576138
Thanks Anon, I like looking like this

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>Lvl 35 weeaboo neckbeard wizard
>always been guzzling down sweets, soda and junk food every breakfast, lunch and dinner
>somehow still a skelly

>>37576458
WHAT THE FUCK WHERE'S HER DICK

>>37576458
I don't know what it is that's so revolting about you. I think its the hair and the breasts and the fat

>>37576458
I want to impregnate you with my SEED

>>37576458
is that a nicotine patch?

I'm 5'8" 190lbs

>>37576458
go to /soc/
This board isn't for camwhoring

get the fuck off my board roastie

>>37576105
Not too shabby. Are you on HRT yet?

>>37576241
Saw you in other post and you still don't know how to dress baka

>>37576511
>is that a nicotine patch?
flu shot

>>37576534
Fuck no. I dont want my big dick to shrivel up

>>37576582
CHAD AND >>37576458 STACY FUCKING LEAVE!

>>37576458
guaranteed replies, at least post a time stamp you fucking whore

>>37576568
You have to start young, you know. The sooner the better.

>>37576183
Men can walk into the gym and hit 140kg. It's not hard. And this is assuming you're not arching your back. Which you almost definitely are.

>>37576605
No thanks, not a tranny, not even attracted to trannies. I like boys.

>>37576582
>that face
>robot
I believe it. You don't look strong though

>>37576633
I do proper form and slowly lower it down after holding it locked. Its good for my size nd weight as im 172cm and 64kg

>>37576654
>>37576582
>>37576458
Leave.
>>37576634
> I like boys.
kek

>>37576654
Big dick. Ugly ass body jesus christ

>>37576655
Be careful about the eccentric portion of the deadlift. It's where most of the injuries occur.

>>37576682
Not so bad looking there. If that's what you squat it's really good. My squat has always sucked for some reason. Probably because I never squat desu

>>37576582
>>37576682
Buff DSP why are you even here?

>>37576706
It's all about consistency. I squat 3x a week and haven't missed a workout since I was 16 years old

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>>37576548
it's the same picture just cropped anon

The clothes that this person left behind didn't give me too many options desu

It was fun wearing girly clothes though

5 ft 3 140 lb 22 yr old manlet

>>37576711
Finally a normal looking fuck. Also I fucking love Doggos.
>>37576734
Nice belly my dude.
>no homo

>>37576458
Literally perfect body
soft/10

>>37576105
is your name Spencer Stewart

>>37576734
what the fuck is with this gay ass pose lmao

>>37576711
you look disgusting, lose weight

>>37576722
Fake it till you make it social skills. All my friends are chads and I need to fit in. Prom and homecoming king but always was the weird one or comic relief. Never had a community till here. Many acquaintances but no real friends.

>>37576734
I think the opposite, that shirt makes me look less top heavy. Nope, just kinda wide hips, somewhat thick thighs and phone+keys

>>37576765
Nope, im not that person

>>37576728
How old are you now? I squatted 3x a week for about 3 months and gained a lot of strength but knowing that every time I lifted weights I'd have to squat really killed my motivation.

>>37576769
>Many acquaintances but no real friends.
I know the Feel, Buff DSP. How long did it take for you to get in that swole? if ya don't mind me asking.

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>>37576765
>just go lose weight bro haha

>>37576803
>>37576802
23 now, lifted consistently since 16. Went up to 210 lbs to gain the strength then cut to current weight. Currently cutting to 170 for summer. Easy because I live in extreme poverty. All I eat is eggs, rice, milk and olive oil. I love off less than 25$ a week.

>>37576812
Its the easiest thing, just eat less and count calories

>>37576827
You have an ideal frame for modeling. Very lean and thin bone structure. It makes the clothes hang better. Consider it.

>>37576827
Whatever makes you happy bro. I'd consider trading for your cock but even though it's dope how lean you are there is no way I'd want to look that skinny.

>>37576857
>>37576105
are you and OP related? cuz you two have the same T H I C C ass legs, also wax them legs boi

>>37576860
Only problem is I'm a 5'7 MANLET lol just fuck my shit up

>>37576891
Kek, nope not related. I just run a lot, or at least I used to.

I don't really like my body/leg hair but it's way too much work to get rid of it. I grow stubble super fast and can't imagine how bad it would get on my legs. Waxing seems like a ton of work and painful.

>>37576891
I have a bigger dicc than that faker

>>37576914
Jealous of that slav squat

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>>37576751
Thank you. I sometimes post my face in these threads but decided against it today! I shaved my neckbeard though!

>>37576765
>lose weight
I'm working on it. It's 11:32 and I'm at 1377kcal, out of a planned intake of 2540. I'm 190 cm and 126.5kg. A large man, to say the least. I changed into these clothes because I'm about to go for a walk with doggo, but I'm carrying a weighted backpack while I do so. My backpack has 18*1.5l bottles filled with water in it. I have been upping the ante in 9L increments. Feels good man.

>>37576901
memeing aside, can you not be a Model if you're a Manlet?
>>37576912
Pull those pants up, that shits terrifying boi
>>37576914
Yup, you check out.

>>37576941
Hey man, don't bully my benis please. .

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hello fellow robots, I am a robot Darkwraith, those fucking Chadwraiths keep gettinh hot embers while I just get cucked by phantoms. How do I make my red eye orb get good hosts?

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Here is a picture of my doggo and my backpack. I can attest that the backpack is very heavy and that the doggo is very fluffy.

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>>37576954
Pants back on homeboy

>>37577026
Skinnier than me boi

>>37577014
Nice pack where you going? Have friends to go with? I bet you do. Probably a GF even. Fuck off. Was excited to see someone who hike/camps but that doggo shit. Get the fuck out

>>37577032
>People would bully me if I shaved mine :'(
do it and let them bully you~

>>37577048
"Hey /b/ Name my band"

>>37577045
As subby as I am, I kind of need to be respected and have connections for the trade I'm in, so sadly, will remain closet wannabee trap

>>37577048
Sup bones when is the next album dropping?

>>37577072
what trade are you in? Can't you just wear pants all the time, that's what I do lol

>>37577080
if that's actually you anon you need to make some serious changes in your life

>>37576127
This is me as well

oribinal

>>37577103
Well I do a lot of sports and swimming and shit, mostly with uni friends, and I would not want word out that I'm "weird" in that way since anything gay or trans or whatever is still kind of looked down upon here.

also, I'd be working in an office

>>37577077
you still are a fat fuck though :^)

>>37577048
>Like abomination.
Bro just bulk up with some Protein powder, that's what me and my little bro did, You even kinda look like him.

>>37577137
Hell to the yes I am. Fuck this dsigusting body of mine

>>37577080
>>37577125
Filename checks out.
>>37577157
Ayy, at least you're trying to fix it.

>>37577157
you are a pretty cool anon sir

>>37577164
I've been so sick and I can barely move wihtout pain, let alone do cardio and ghym. I'm only 8kg away from my goal

>>37577182
>I'm only 8kg away from my goal
What is your goal? Also why the fuck are you so sick my dude?

>>37577180
Th-thanks? I guess
>>37577203
Viral Pneumonia. I went to the hospital once and it receded but now it's back with a vengance. I feel like I'm gonna die. Which sucks becase I was meant to be at the blackbelt dinner on saturday.
Goal is 75-78kg. I'm currently 85. The goal is basically "See my abs for te first time in my life.
Also I'm hopped up on morphine so typing is shit sorry

>>37577014
not sure if youre still in this thread but from all your replies you seem like a very kind and wholesome guy. idk sorry something about your posts makes me happy! als your dog is really cute

>>37577132
if you swim pretty often then there's literally nobody who would think you are weird for shaving your legs

I honestly think you are being a little too self conscious, you gotta realize that 99% of people you meet don't give a singular fuck about you and even your friends don't pay that much attention to stuff like if you shaved your legs or not. It's like worrying over wearing the same shirt two days in a row, the fact of the matter is nobody is really gonna notice or care.

That being said, if you don't feel comfortable shaving your legs then definitely don't do it lol. It's not like there's really any benefit to doing it in the first place, in fact it's a huge time sink

>>37577298
I guess you're right

and my legs are the only thing I like, I just want to feel pretty :<

>>37576105
You're cute will you be mine

>>37577048
i'd hit that originally

>>37577359
With a Kirkhammer for 1001 blood echos?

>>37577380
good one
some people like skinny guys, you know

>>37576105
I would take you shopping to get some thing cute to wear, take you to the salon to get your nails, and hair done. Then we would go to red lobster and when we're finish eating I would hate fuck you In the backseat of a car.

>>37576105
i'm a skelly cunt

>>37576991
Will you be my internet BF, OP?

>>37577429
Sorry, I was just making a shitty joke to hide my insecurities. Yea, I know. He's pretty cute for a skelly

Fat, have moobs, beer belly. Fuck it, I'm over 40 anyway.

>>37577501
>over 40

If I lived through the 80's, I would miss it like hell. Music and pop culture is so shit today.

>>37577517
oh fuck off if you actually listened to music you would know thats not true at all

>>37577493
>>37577359
Sorry, guys. My face is even worse.

>>37577526

Oh, found the sad sack of shit who thought the 80's sucked. Sad

>slight chub but overall normal weight
>literally zero muscle
>too wide hips
>pale as fuck
>start gasping for air if I have to run for 30 seconds

>>37576812
This. For some people it's a meme.

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>>37577344
I'm a hard catch lad
>>37577448
I only take it up the butt when married. No deal.
>>37577491
Probably not because I'm picky as fuck and don't click with most people. Also LDRs always fail.

Here's a dolla for your trouble

>>37577439
You have a good body type desu. Start lifting and lose some of that fat, and you'd actually be a cuddly strongbear, as opposed to a pear-shaped man-titty ham man like me.

>>37577581
>cuddly strongbear

I'm 5'6"

I have the body type of a dwarf. Short and barrel chested. But yeah, I have muscle under all my fat and I literally sit on my fat ass all day on 4chan living the bot lifestyle.

>>37577551
Found the 16 year old "born in the wrong generation" "bohemian rhapsody is my favorite song" cuck

>>37577589
you are highly cute be my bf pls

>>37577580
i guess they were right when they told me all cute bois are snobs...

>>37577613

Um, no sweetie. Most of my favorite music is from the 60's and 70's. Keep being a bitter loser cuck. I really love all my music being basic drum beats with niggers rapping over it in every song.

>>37577580
Euro? Where you from?

>>37577619
Thanks, I like to keep my options open but I'd definitely be down.

>>37577589

Bcum trap

>>37577693
I am from Germ. :^/

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>>37577041
I was just going through my local forest trail. I'm not hiking any long distances, I'm just working out with a weighted backpack to increase the strength in my legs and knees. I'm going in the army soon. My guess is that the trip took 40 minutes, but it was very exhausting. I don't have any friends or GF to backpack with except for the people I know on IRC that I sometimes visit. I don't think I'll try getting a GF until I've lost some weight.

>>37577257
Thank you, I bet you're a nice guy too. I'm glad I made you happy.

My dog is really cute yes, she is running around the house now in a frenzy because she has been out walking and is very wet now. I love her so much, I wish she could say hello to everyone on /r9k/, because she is a very social dog and she usually makes people happy.

I'll post a picture of her in a second, I am very tired now.

>>37577693
Man, you're all mysterious and shit. Really mysterious guy. What a fucking faggot.

>>37577761
I'd consider it once I lose hope and I am close to suicide.

>>37577769
you need to stop that Reddit doggo shit

good luck in the military

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>>37577794
Is doggo reddit stuff? I just want a cutesy name to use for my very cute dog. I can understand disliking reddit stuff but still it's just a nickname for dog.

>5 foot 9 inches
>chubby
>stretch marks
>about 180 lbs

You know the chubby and short parts don't bother me, but wow i really wish i didnt fuck myself up when i was younger. No matter how much weight i lose i'll always have these stretch marks to remind me how much of a shitty person i was to myself. It fucking sucks since i usually have some cuties talking with me and actually become interested in me, but because of the stretch marks i have i honestly dont think i deserve anyone.

Damn, i just really hate myself for it. Thanks for reading anon. I have been losing weight and making positive life changes over the last year or so but god damn do i still hate my body because kf these marks. My own damn fault though.

>>37577815
Anon there are treatments for this.

http://www.docshop.com/education/dermatology/body/stretch-mark-removal

>>37577925
>skinny girl
>automatically a Stacy

Really crazy how woman hating some of you are. She's probably a virgin, friendless loser.

>>37577779
What does this even mean, no comprendo. I'm not mysterious at all

>>37577884
They won't dissapear completely, just be thinner/less visible though

>>37577925
her face might be hideous anon

>>37577969
Unless you get the surgery which you should anyway if you lose large amounts of weight.

>>37577952
She's literally female. Baiting white knight roastie apologist scumbag.

>>37577537
wife me up pls

>>37576105
I'm fat but I'd kms if I had that boy frame.

>>37577884
Right now it isnt an option for me financially, but it is something i have been thinking about. I have also thought about trying some creams and lotions, but i just know the results wont be that incredible.

Thanks though, anon. Trying to fix my body from all these mistakes hasn't been easy to keep hope and motivation for but I'll keep trying. This includes my disgusting stretch mark problems.

>>37578001

And not all women are whores. There are loser virgins. I agree with you, a lot of women are whores and it's much, much harder to be a loser while female, but it is possible. But women will never have it as rough as a male loser. At least I can rape them and they'd have to take it.

>>37576645
His face isnt anything special, you retard.The only reason his face would look attractive is he is /fit/ as fuck.

>>37577693
I really wish that in the next 50 years research will allow me to get back my hair. I want to be that 70 yo with a luscious mane

>>37576105
Skinnyslightlyfat

>>37577925
im not a stacy

>>37577952
>>37577983
these anons are right

>>37578001
Not him, but a skinny female too, kv ofc, have gotten a few 'fuck, she's so ugly' from strangers on the street, most recently few days ago
I try to believe most people at least don't notice/give a shit about me but facts point otherwise

>>37578041
Calm down autismo. I was calling him awkward in that picture. Why the fuck are your kind allowed to breathe?

>>37578070

why are you lying to all these fine gentlemen

>>37577253
Sup deviddoo

>>37578093
A lot of people would be right. Your tits are pointy as fuck too. Glad my girlfriend doesn't look like you

>>37578093
ape tit monster

>>37578093
you have a gorgeous body, you can tell that you're at a healthy weight by your wrists and arms. you just have curves, which is extremely sexy. don't lose weight

>>37578175
fuck off white knight retard

>>37578175
She needs to lose weight judging by how fast she got you to orbit her.

>>37578093

It's always better to lose weight. You look absolutely fine and normal here but you'd look better with less weight. People ALWAYS look better thinner. So just buckle up and do it. You should lose weight now while you're young because the older you get, the more difficult it gets. Your future self will thank you. Don't settle for mediocre or good enough, be better. Excel.

>inb4 REEE stop white knighting

This goes for everyone on this site. Be the best you you can be. Just BE yourself.

>>37578175
hey, thank you! I don't get that too often :)

>>37578205
Fucking kek. Thank you for turning a night of depressed drinking somewhat funny

>>37577589
You must be eighteen or over to post here.

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>tfw shitty genetics

>>37578205
kek that was pretty clever anon kun

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6'0" (183 cm)
159lbs (72 kg)
Pls don't bully my chest hair, waxing it tonight
>tfw no qt robot bf to spend time with and watch stuff spooning together
Barely 3-4 people in Italy country browse r9k and no one from Rome, end me pls

>>37578404
FUCK OFF CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GeT THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37578416
I wish i were a chad anon, one year ago had a high school girl that wanted to fuck me because i was taller than her (she was pretty tall herself, like 178 (5'8'') but muh autism happened, also i have no irl friends and i spend all my time training to distract myself from my pathetic life fapping to traps and failing uni

>>37576654
you look like you have some sort of weird future halo armor instead of a body. reminds me of a weird ass insect with your dick as its nose

>>37576857
damn, same height and weight as me, and same THICC thighs, hyper hairy too, same chest hair pattern. Except I have really hairy nips

>>37577485
>>37577537
beefmode dadbod

>>37578093
i think you are perfectly healthy
wrists are thin as some other anon said
also your neck doesnt seem fat neither dose your upper arm.
dont worry about those salty cunts, they are just jealous of your nice tits

>>37578454
Pure nu-male physique

>>37578454
I have the same phone as you.

>open thread interested to see if any actual robots are posting
>90% of the thread is normie, chad and stacy runoff from /soc/
Every time, if there's a chance to post their body and harvest (you)s they can't help themselves

>>37578691
I want mesomorphs to fuck off and stop shaming my wide hipped frame

>>37578772
a body doesnt make a robot anon, its the mind

>>37578772
>implying /fit/ is full of chads and not just autist lords in good shape, what >>37578785 says is true, the body doesn't matter, you can have the gratest body and have girls throw at you everytime you leave the house, if you're autistic they won't pursue

>>37578811
Learn how to greentext, but I think I see your point

>>37578811
Can confirm. I'm /fit/ but women only like me for my body

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Camwhoring is not permitted in /r9k/. Do not post pictures of yourself here.

If you want to be rated or get feedback on your appearance, use /soc/.