>be armyfag
>meet qt army nurse just before graduation
>nicest person I've met in my entire life
>kinda thicc, asian probably chinese decent, would wife
>we talk and stuff but never go out at that time
>after graduation she reaches out to me
>we start dating for a good while
>after being together for a bit over a year we moved in together
>it seems like we were made for each other
>I've never dated or had a gf in my entire life before
>one day we were having a family get together with families from both sides
>gf gets up to talk during dinner
>tells everyone she's pregnant
>I wake up
Who do I have these pathetic dreams?
There is no way I can get into the army let alone get a gf
>>37576554
Those are some pretty detailed dreams man.
My dreams are usually fleeting and incomprehensible.
>>37576554
geee whiz
>>37576554
>be chad
>going to the gym to do my lifting
>the gym is empty, these only one person there besides me
>shes 15-16ish, skinny, and has a massive rack, and shes naked
>start suckig on her tits
>she moans and I suck harder
>after about a minute I eel the need to cum
>cug
>wake up
>my erect penis is pulsing out my sticky mess of love
>my boxers are soaked
>don't get on new boxers for work
who /devilish/ here?
>genocide all the non-whites
>die a villain
>wake up
>ascend into the realm of godhood with my oneitis and a small cult in contact with aliens after activating the doomsday device
>wake up
Probably the coolest dream I've ever had.
>>37576607
Why is this dead actor being posted now?
>>37576571
>Those are some pretty detailed dreams man.
when you sleep for almost 12 hours you have plenty of time to dream
>>37576721
don't let your memes be dreams, you could be our fuhrer 2.0
I wish i had dreams. All i have are visions of a spider demoness telling me what to do for the last 15 years.
>Dream she made it to my country alive and well
>Wake up, check facebook, still dead