Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 467. page

people on this board are not attracted to men, but, lonliness has led them into becoming prison gay. this means, they choose the middleground, which is traps.

traps also spend a lot of time online so are easier to access, are male so are easier to talk to, are degenerates and therefore are porn making sluts, and are all roughly 16-25

it was only naturl that a load of sexually starved internet users started liking trannies

>>39446640
i m a neet who spent most of his time jerking off, so i need more and more deviant things to get me off

lurk more dumb newfag

>>39446626
>only a handlet and eyelet
Just a pathetic little smudge on my heavenly beauty.

does having dark circles make you an eyelet?

>>39446706
eyelet = negative canthal tilt or shit coloured eyes

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I`m happy to contribute my utter loathing of the female gender.

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Let's get it on faggots!

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I dont hate women as much as i hate the legal system for encouraging them.

>>39446579
>blue moon
>little caesars
>shit rootbeer

5/10 comfy

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KYS fatty

Lil ceasers is fuckin pleb tier. Frozen pizza is better than that trash

Pepe's been around longer than minions.

In fact, I barely see the comparisons.

Were Rabbids proto Minions?

>>39447777
Checkt

Fuck this gay robot

>loan

good goy.

>>39446994
You can very clearly see that OP denied the loan

What's good /AZ/ fag?

>>39446498
THREE YEARS GUYS

HE DIDN'T HAVE SEX FOR THREE WHOLE YEARS

CAN YOU IMAGINE?!?!

>THREE YEARS

How the fuck did he survive?!?!

>>39446558
And they had to spin it like it was his choice when you know it was because of that disgusting hair.

Dude looks like he's about to flop out his dick

>>39446483
Nice of her.

>>39446483
Its mens fault for expecting women to respect them if they look like that guy.

Fuck off, I don't need your social calls.

fuck off, psycho

>>39446444
Not with those trips you don't!

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>>39446324
i think you're better off making friends on discord than on this shithole

>>39446324
>make friends
normies gtfo reeeeeee

seriously though, why do you want friends on this board? go somewhere else for friendship

>>39446324
I'll be your friend, Anon desu desu

>>39446295
My tinder is going pretty good. Lots of matches and lots message first ect. Met up with one chick but didn't like her. Talking to another for about a week she's pretty and smart. Most girls on Tinder are retarded don't even try to have a good conversation with them.

1 week in and never met anyone yet.

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>only using tinder
Lad, get on my level. You need to cover more ground.

because women can have cock on their wish

sounds like you've been memed into thinking men and women are actually similar creatures aside from genitalia

>social stigma for girls to fap
>easier for guys
>girls need to be in the right mindset to actually orgasm and shit like that

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>>39446243
>overweight but trying to get back to normal
>I eat half of whet they serve in my hs dorm

> 1 toast this morning
> nothing for lunch
>still waiting to eat a little for dinner
maybe i ll eat an apple if i m too hungry

>i also drank two coffees, a bottle of orange juice and a 50 cl coke even tho i knew i wasn t supposed to

>tfw constantly hungry

>>39446243
Nice try, data collectors. You will never have my vital information freely.

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>>39446243
I just woke up and had 3 pieces of papa johns cheese pizza and a large coke a cola

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I don't understand how it's possible to not want to kiss this face and spend every possible second by his side.

>>39446235
I sometimes wonder this myself. I see a beautiful lady that makes me diamonds and think exactly that to myself.

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i mean seriously there's no way being gay is a choice because what guy would chose men over the female form

lmao youre boyfriend is gonna come out of the closet eventually just watch

>>39446255

>imblying op is grill

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Someone actually thought about making this post for a considerable amount of time, in order to establish and sell a narrative of racists (most likely referencing to /pol/) supposedly having a guilty pleasure of watching this kind of material to supposedly disparage that kind of viewpoint to essentially win a argument on the internet.

also
>pretending to be a girl online
>pretending that if you were a girl you'd even have a chance at a relationship

saged and kill yourself