Why do 99% of males masturbate while only 50% of girls do? Why

because women can have cock on their wish

sounds like you've been memed into thinking men and women are actually similar creatures aside from genitalia

>social stigma for girls to fap
>easier for guys
>girls need to be in the right mindset to actually orgasm and shit like that

is this a serious question? do you understand what testosterone does?

>>39446285
>why is 97.4% of data on the internet made up on the spot?
disregarding your bullshit, females have to maintain their reproductive system through washing and menstruation and males have to maintain their reproductive system through washing and masturbation. production of semen is a constant occurrence in a healthy male while discharging of the uterus is a constant occurrence in a healthy female before menopause occurs.

>>39446285
Women masturbate more. It's a fact.

>>39446322
This. Only virgins and retards falling for some trend are this dumb. The real problem is the children being fooled before they even know what being horny means.

>>39446497
what, six timea a day for you?

the biggest misconception is that women have the same sexual function as men. this simply isn't the case. women aren't driven by the pure sex drive of the actual act. They use sex as a means to gain advantages socially.

>>39446285
>Why do 99% of males masturbate while only 50% of girls do?
I can't seem to find the original study. But it was found that a lot of women (think 50% of them) have too hard of a time achieving orgasms (in fact there was another study from over ten years ago that found some women are physically incapable of having orgasms), thus don't feel it's worth the effort.

>>39446503
Not him, but I jacked off nearly 20 times the entire day because I had this unusual surge of horniness for some reason. Enough of so that the last few faps started making me nauseous upon orgasm.

But I fap about 4-5 times a day on average.

>>39446571
>4-5 times a day
are you 16?

>>39446675
About nine years old than that. How do you not fap like 4 times a day? First there's wake-up fap. Then shower fap. Then afternoon fap. Then evening fap. Then bed time fap. And possibly midnight fap. Get your game up, bruh.

>>39446722
that's fucking pathetic, sort your life out

>>39446285
The true percentages are about the same. Women just lie about it.

>>39446894
Get fucked, low-testfag.

>>39446285
>only 50% of girls do?
>Why do guys masturbate more often and to orgasm than girls (i.e. once a day)?
*citation needed

>>39446285
Women are socially pressured to be pure and not diddle themselves. Men aren't so women are lying about it more.

50% of women are liars

>>39446285
>Women goes into bar
>20 Men flirt with her without even looking at them or speak with them
>she picks the hottest
>has Sex

>Men goes into Bar
>tries to flirt with a woman
>bore her even a second and you are out of the game
>A successful good looking guy still has only a 10% chance of Sex, which is more than the average guy will ever have

Women masturbate less because they don't need to, they can get fucked every single time as they wish, Guys can't, Guys must work their ass off for a bit of Pussy, even Chad must do that (maybe not rich superstar Chad, but the non superstar Chad).

>>39446285
Because the female orgasm is actually satisfying and quenches the craving.

we teach boys that sex is all there is and we teach girls that sex is evil

>>39447397
>quenches the craving
are you a girl?

>>39446402
>women masturbate more

Are you actually retarded, every scientific survey ever done in the world states otherwise.

>>39447396
Dude girls get off more by running clit not getting fuvked. You have clearly never touched a single one of us women if you think it's access to sex that stops us from masturbating.
Also the only reason you idiots on 4chan find the idea that women dont masturbate as much so offensive if that YOU think sexuality is somehow evil and you can't stand that women could be better than you in any way. News flash. It's not. We do masturbate less, and no, it's doesn't make us better than you. K?

>>39448475
Rubbing* fucked *

>>39447728
they just don't admit it as much you fag
>>39448475 fuck off larper tits or gtfo

>>39448699
Lol. You guys are embarrassing yourselves. Why the fuck would women be as horny as Men? It makes 0 biological sense you fucking uneducated swine

>>39448759
I'm confused. If you think women get off more from "running clit" than getting fucked, wouldn't that imply they should masturbate more?

>>39448846
She's telling you women have a lower sex drive. Learn to read, please.

>>39446285
God damn I remember that woman OP. She was my favorite at one time.
What happened to her? That exact video in the bathtub was awesome.

>>39448921
>girls get off more by running clit not getting fuvked.

This is what she said.

>>39447481
This partly.
But also it's highly individual, some girls masturbate a lot and with great enjoyment, while others don't much or even not at all. I don't understand that at all but it's a thing.
Personally I think masturbation is way too much fun to not do it, especially as a girl (although I'm sure it's fun for men too), so not doing it seems absurd.

>>39446285
A girl once told me that she didn't feel the need to because if she wanted sex she could just go to the club and get it so why even bother with masturbating.

So yeah that's probably why

>>39449295
I never understood that. What's the chance that some random dudebro from some nightclub will actually give a shit if you cum? Masturbation is easier, less of a hassle, probably more enjoyable and there's no STD risk.

>>39446925
No anon, you have a problem.

>>39448699
Why would they not admit it when it is anonymous. Holy shit you are uneducated

>>39446571
4-5 times isn't that bad honestly, I do that too. It's a fun time killer.

bump for the best hobby

>>39449275
>Personally I think masturbation is way too much fun to not do it, especially as a girl (although I'm sure it's fun for men too), so not doing it seems absurd.
What does the female orgasm feel like?

>>39446285
>gf don't masturbate
>she doesn't even know what an orgasm is like
>have to play with her body
>after some work she actually gets there some times

She still doesn't do it alone though, she likes when i do it to her

>>39451292
It's difficult to describe, but a clitoral orgasm (which is 90% of my orgasms) starts low in my stomach, a tingly warm feeling throughout my whole body and then the actual orgasm hits in waves, my clitoris feels almost pulsing and I tense up and relax all over, toes curling, hands clawing at the sheets, back arches etc.
When I slowly come down I get this intense feeling of satisfaction and "done", I just giggle and lie there, cuddle my pillow and enjoy the afterglow while I wait for my legs to start working again.

>>39451569
Thanks. Sounds pretty much the same as ejaculation but without semen.

>>39451665
Yeah I suppose it'd be similar. Although I've heard that it goes on for longer.

>>39451665
I just ejaculated and it felt nothing like that.

>>39451569
Either post pics to prove you're a girl or leave, you're talking nonsense. It's literally impossible to be tense and relaxed at the same time.

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>fap around 6 times a day
>one day did it 12 times

>>39451678
I don't know it depends. If I'm just jerking it to porn I'm not that into it and it's really lacklustre but if I'm doing it with someone it can go on for a long time and I can barely do anything after.

>>39451693
Fuck someone faggot

>>39449275
>>39451569
be my lewd friend to talk about fapping with

>>39451693
Tensing up and then relaxing.

>>39451776
I'm not home but giev discord or something and I'll text you tomorrow if you like. I'm not very interesting though, and also a dyke, so don't expect a lot.

>>39446341
>social stigma for girls to fap
Where is this stigma

>>39451857
I'm going to assume you're not a woman but there's a lot of social pressure on women to stay pure for marriage and shit and then they lie a lot about not doing it or find "imaginative" ways to qualify like sucking lots of dick and staying pure by never masturbating.

>>39446925
What does it matter what your test is if you aren't getting pussy anyways

>>39449275

It's whether you can shake off the programming that's highly individual.

>>39451934
lets be real, it's you who isn't a woman

I jerk off maybe once very 4-5 days and I'm a guy

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>I masturbate 4-5 times a day
Admit it faggots, you're pathetic wankers. 4-5 times a day is way too much, maybe even once a day compared to once or twice a week is too fucking much and it gets dull after a while. Not to mention, you're hurting yourselves. You guys are so low, you need to masturbate in order not be bored or feel any slight pleasure at all. Find a hobby, read a book or dunno, just do something.

>>39449405
>It's a fun time killer.
Quod erat demonstrandum.

>>39446285
In fact, around 75% of females masturbate but they are less prone than males to admit it.

>>39452536
I usually do it just as (or even more) often and I'm a girl.

>>39451857
There's a whole social stigma about women wanting to be sexual in the first place. In my circles, women get shamed for being too pathetic to find a boyfriend if someone finds out she masturbates. While some will consider a woman who masturbates to be an easy, sex starved slut. She will also get called a whore if she is seen getting involved with too many guys in a short period of time. Even if she's not in a stable relationship or just dating. That's why celebrities are trying to form a whole slut social movement.

what a fags you all are. i fap like 3 times a day not more because most of the time i have people on the house.
stop being little fags and fuck your hand.
dont give power to the female

>>39452634
If you're a woman who puts out, you're a slut and everyone hates you, if you don't put out, you're a prude and everyone hates you.
You just can't win.

>>39452634
Why don't you just space out the people you fuck (like most men and women) instead of changing your target very rapidly? Your other points still stand. im a creature whose fucked everything but mud, but people don't even know I'm a slut.

>>39452662
>guy finds out I haven't had sex in years
>tell him I don't want to have sex with anyone unless I am involved and well acquainted with him because of a bad FWB experience with a guy I only knew for a month
>guy tells me to be his FWB instead
>no, we're not dating
>says i'm a slut for doing FWB with another guy
>says i'm a cruel bitch for withholding sex from him while he's horny

Too true.

>>39452707
>you fuck
Exactly. You automatically assumed I'm a slut when I only mentioned getting "involved" meaning going out on dates with guys and not always sleeping with them. This is why women aren't open and honest about their libidos because everyone just assumes the absolute worst.

>>39452617
That doesn't make you any better.

>>39446285
Women are egotistical liars, anon, and their ultimate goal is to convince as many men as possible that they're actually wife material so they can fuck all of them.

>>39452790
Stuff like this made me prefer girls

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>39452638
>stop being little fags and fuck your hand.
>dont give power to the female
You don't deserve any (You)s. Begone with thee.

>>39452810
I know, I'm just honest about it.

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>>39452843
>every man says they don't want a fast and easy slut
>every man also wants women to fuck them as soon and as easily as possible
>every man mad at girls being sluts
>every man also mad that non-sluts won't slut for them
>won't hesitate to drag a girl for not being his slut while he continues his nonstop search for more women to fuck

Iktfgf

Things like this also turned me off to men but I'm not attracted to women so now I just get to be asexual

>>39451693
Either you have a mutilated dick or you just really suck at jerking off

>>39453085
Sorry you're not desu it's much better to date women than go solo.
I just wish some lesbians weren't so nasty about bisexuals.

>>39452790
But you objectively are a slut. You were in an FWB relationship

>>39452790
>>39453257
To follow he hated you for being a slut, and then trying to act like you had enough dignity to not be one later. If you hadn't had an FWB with someone he wouldn't have cared

>>39452662
If being a female in modern society is not winning then I'd love to see what winning is.

no girls masturbate, half of them are just lying and saying they do when they don't
it's all so girls can pretend they enjoy sex when they hate it and only like stuffing gold and diamonds up there

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>>39453142
How are they about bisexuals? Are they afraid they might be just part time lesbians just lezzing out for fun?

>>39453257
>>39453289
>options as a woman:
>be in a relationship with and develop feelings for a man just being with me because he wants to have a reliable place to cumdump
>be friends with a man & sleep with him occasionally & don't have to play the dating game with
>now a slut because I wanted to have sex and not get my feelings hurt

Gee I wonder why virgins have all these weird misconceptions that women don't masturbate or watch porn

>>39453445
>female attempts to be an intellectual
You are a slut no matter who you have premarital sex with

>>39451934
>>39452634
>there's a lot of social pressure on women to stay pure for marriage and shit
The opposite is literally true the amount of women who are virgins have been decimated
>and then they lie a lot about not doing it or find "imaginative" ways to qualify like sucking lots of dick and staying pure by never masturbating.
Maybe some women remain pure by lying or whatever but there's barely to little stigma for masturbating. Dildos and vibrators are way more prevalent than sex dolls or pocket pussies

>>39453445
>How are they about bisexuals? Are they afraid they might be just part time lesbians just lezzing out for fun?
Yeah, they're afraid bisexuals will dump them for a man. It's like /clg/'s cuckold anxiety. They should support women who want to get out of male relationships desu

>>39453085
>every man

There was your mistake

>>39453085
I want pure girlfriend to cuddle with and be friends with.
Every girl I know is so fucking slutty. Even when they have never had boyfriend they are doing dick "jokes" and slut culture references...
Do every woman assumes that men want just sex?

>>39446303
Bingo!

If I know I can get sex from someone I am currently into, I actually masturbate a lot less.

>>39453465
>Calling women sluts for having premarital sex
>Have an entire board of virgins being mad at women for not having premarital sex with them

Hypocrisy much

>Intellectual

Wasn't even going for that but thanks.

>>39453487
Makes sense. I've known some girls who lezzed out either to impress a man or to get affection when she couldn't find men willing to offer it. I'd hate to be on the other side of that.

>>39453518
Most women end up getting dumped or cheated on because they don't have sex or have enough sex with the men they're with or are currently interested in them. Men often tell women that the key to keeping a man interested is through food or sex so yeah, it's pretty hard to assume men want anything but sex when they don't often send out any other message.

>>39453618
>Hypocrisy much
I'm not mad about it. Most of the people here are degenerate sluts too

>>39453618
>Makes sense. I've known some girls who lezzed out either to impress a man or to get affection when she couldn't find men willing to offer it. I'd hate to be on the other side of that.
A lot are nice people though, just don't listen to the vocal minority.
But you will attract them if you talk about being bisexual wanting to date a woman or something.

>>39446285
From what I've read on the internet, women masturbate less frequently but do it for longer and to a higher high than men do. And not only that, but women do degenerate shit like shove nasty things inside and dream about being raped by fat old men and enslaved and giving birth to black babies. Men only look at porn and give out a quick wank.

Honestly, being a woman sounds great. And masturbating has to be one of the easiest things a woman can do. No mess, feels amazing.

But the real truth is that a woman doesn't have to masturbate. She could literally go outside, pick a spot, and lay down and spread her legs and dozens of men will come running to fuck her. Guys have to masturbate because they don't have a choice.

And the saddest thing is that guys desperately want physical intimacy with a woman and to have her as a wife. Women give out physical intimacy to Chads like candy, but they want emotional intimacy and the only guys that want to give that are the virgin losers that women hate. So women end up sleeping around with hundreds of guys and then end up old and busted.

Just the new facts of life. Pretty sad.

>>39452790
Wait what? Being a FWB IS whorish behavior. The point is that everyone should strive to be in monogamous and loving lifelong relationships and that sex is a byproduct of that. If you're just having sex with anyone, then you're just a sex addicted whore. This goes for either gender.

>>39453649
>From what I've read on the internet

And that's where you fucked up. The internet likes to exaggerate the loudest of the worst minority of every thing.

>>39453718
Well, I don't have any female friends and literally how else would someone find out about the masturbation habits of women and their fantasies? Even on 4chan women don't want to open up.

>>39453753
There's women right here opening up about it, I know a few femanons who'll talk about how often they do themselves.

>>39453786
Well I don't really see where I went wrong in my post.

>>39453487
90% of bisexuals end up with the opposite gender.

>>39453828
There's way, way more het/bi men than bi/lesbian women, so I don't see what's wrong here

>>39453716
You guys are full of it. FWB isn't as dirty as you guys are making out to be.

It's not like people are out there fucking all their friends. Most single working adults will have one person who is also single but for whatever reasons can't really dedicate the time, money or energy to dating but they still get horny and will want their itch scratched. Instead of going out and fucking randoms from clubs or trying to play the dating game, they just have a buddy come over one or two nights a week to hang out and have sex with.

Most of the people I've known to do this will have a monogamous FWB relationship that ends when one of the other decides they want to date someone seriously. Having a FWB can be pretty therapeutic because you can get some sexual relief while not having to deal with the emotional bullshit of having a SO while being able to share some feels with a personal buddy of yours.

If getting into monogamous relationships were that simple, we wouldn't need FWBs. But unfortunately, most people who are saying they want to be in serious relationships are also whoring around on tinder while mentally mindraping someone into continuing to be their reliable orbiter. And yes, this goes for both males and females.

I actually got out of that FWB relationship because he wanted to get other people involved and have threesomes and orgies. Call me a slut or whatever but I've never slept with more than one person in the same period of time.

>>39453753
>Women on 4chan open up
>Tits or gtfo
>You're a slut

I wonder why they hesitate to do so

>>39453872
The thing is, there's way more het men too but lesbians don't end up with guys, but even in 50:50 proportion, which is how it should be with bisexuals. It's more that most bishits are simply special snowflakes who are actually hetero.

>>39454100
A FWB is literally having sex with someone you have no romantic interest in or love for. How is that not just being a whore? If you wanted to have sex and feel good so much, just get a real boyfriend.

Not only did you keep yourself attached to a guy that didn't give a shit about you, but also you gave him the go ahead to fuck around with other women as well. Literally, being a whore for Chad.

>>39454119
>state opinion
>FUCK YOU NIGGER
>YOU'RE A RETARD KILL YOURSELF

Wow, almost like 4chan will shit down anyone's throat for any reason because we're all spiteful people. Really makes you think.

>>39454132
Okay, so maybe more bi women lean het than lesbian. Bisexuality isn't 50/50 attraction that's why the Kinsey scale exists. And what about those of us who prefer women?

>>39454141
So you're just not going to read my post and senselessly call me a whore anyway. Okay. We're done here. You're probably a virgin who would keep the first girl you fuck around for purely sexual interest anyway.

i'm a (biological) female and masturbate once every two days at minimum, probably lower percentage of female masturbation bc most of them don't wanna admit they do it lol

>>39453828
Well yeah, why wouldn't they, it's easier from the social aspect and you can also marry each other in every country

>>39454167
Because it's the male robots doing that. Not the women. But it's the culture you all promote so you've got nobody but yourselves to blame.

>>39454263
Oh fuck off, female posters are near indistinguishable from male posters except when they reveal themselves as women.

>>39454290
Not really. It's pretty easy to tell. But for sure, it's definitely not the women telling other women to STFU

>>39446285
>Guys are programmed to spread their seed as much as possible
>Girls are programmed to be motherly

>>39452634
I guess that explains why most girls own vibrators and dildos then.
Retard.

>>39446285
Females are more reluctant to admit to masturbating

>>39452790
>says i'm a slut for doing FWB with another guy
He's not wrong.

>>39454242
>You're probably a virgin who would keep the first girl you fuck around for purely sexual interest
Not him, but I'd marry the first girl I fuck.

t. 27 year old virgin

>>39454408
But how many girls proudly talk about it in public circles the way men talk about jacking off?

Most men consider women who masturbate with vibes and dildos to be VERY sexually promiscuous. So yes, the stigma is real.

>>39454242
No, if I have sex with a woman, it's with someone I truly care about and would want to spend the rest of my life with her because I love her. Not because I just want to slap bodies until orgasm like an animal. I want sex through love, not love of sex.

And I can't understand the logic needed to justify sleeping with men you don't intend to date or love as not whorish behavior. Literally should have just gotten a bf. Instead you wasted your time with a guy you don't care about and let him degrade you. You rewarded him with sex for nothing. He fucked you and other women. The whole situation is a meatshow.

But I'm starting to think that all women do the FWB thing and one night stand shit. Then they end up depressed and surprised that their life is shit.

>>39454517
>way men talk about jacking off?
The only guys that I've ever proudly talked about jacking off are my nerd/loser friends.
Normies don't proudly talk about that shit either.

>>39454517
I talk about it pretty casually with the few friends I got.

>>39446285
Dude 90% of girls masturbate but they just don't do it every day like guys do. A couple of times a week is normal for women. Simple answer: they have less testosterone which leads to lower sex drive.

>>39454517
>Most men consider women who masturbate with vibes and dildos to be VERY sexually promiscuous.

No, most men consider women who openly talk about their masturbation habits and their fantasies to be sexually promiscuous. Which is why women should only reveal that info to their bfs and on anonymous sites like this. Maybe to their girl friends but I would figure that they all gossip about it behind each others backs. I wouldn't know, I'm not a woman.

>>39454454
Tbqhwufamalam, every male virgin I've known either cheated on his girlfriend because he thought as a man, he should experience more vaginas or dumped his girlfriend because he felt he could now find better vagina. I guess it's programmed male instinct to fuck as many women as he can.

>>39454541
Lots of arrogant assumptions for someone who has never known the experience of love, women or relationships but okay, whatever makes you feel better about yourself at night, well done.

>>39454567
You don't interact with many normies so you don't know.

>>39451292
Not her but 5 seconds of meh tier pleasure in the clitoris. And i do have a refractory period. I don't get full body consecutive orgasms like some women describe. Seems very made up but hey i'm not them, they may be speaking the truth.

>>39454638
I interact with enough of them to know that 4chan talk isn't a representation of real life.

>>39454631
My guess is them being total fucking morons and I think it's the better one.

>>39446675

kek I'm 31 and i fap 3 times a day and when I'm horny like 6 times.

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>>39454606
And that reasoning and why we have an entire thread of misinformed, ignorant, confused virgins upset that women don't exhibit signs of being sexual while being upset at the women who talk about their experiences of being sexual.

>>39453753
Ok let me open up for you lad
>masturbation habits
once a week, vibrating razor on clitoris
>fantasies
murdering my sexual partner, necrophilia, vouyerism

there now you have at least one bit of information

>>39451934
>there's a lot of social pressure on women to stay pure for marriage

Where do you live?
Deep Texas?

>>39454141
Well for me, i cannot feel love. I sound edgy as fuck now but romantic feelings just don't happen to me. I still get horny though. I haven't had a fwb but the idea doesn't sound like a bad one.

>>39454337
You literally have no way of knowing if the anon you're discussing best nge waifus with is male or female. Zero way of knowing.

>>39454601
>just don't do it everyday
Speak for yourself my dude

>>39446285
sauce? originaaaaaael

>>39454772
Yeah, but compare it to a male fapping session. How long do you 'bate for? Do you watch porn? Is there clean up? Where do you do it? Most men have no idea except what is meme'd on the internet and what people who claim to be women say.

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>>39454141
>just get a boyfriend

Why do you robots think women just can pick up a boyfriend like a rock on the side of a road. It's like you guys think femanons are all Stacy Lightningtits who can just snatch up a guy to love us whenever we get bored or horny enough. Most men don't even consider us when thinking of getting a girlfriend. Most of you robots wouldn't even look at girls like us twice.

>>39455007
>Yeah, but compare it to a male fapping session.

Oh fucking boy. This is not going to end well.

>>39454806
Women like you should just be a mistress for a married man then. You should be someone a married couple has sex with. Might as well get pregnant and both you and the wife take care of the kids.

>>39455042
>Most of you robots wouldn't even look at girls like us twice.

Yeah well guys like us would be happy with a 4/10 gf to have a real relationship with. We don't look at you twice because we don't know that you're available and willing, we assume you are Chad's Mid-Monday fuck or want nothing to do with us.

>>39455042
>Most of you robots wouldn't even look at girls like us twice.
It's 2k17, there are at least a million men who would like to be together with you.
You're still in easy mode compared to us robots.

>tfw found my sister's vibrator

>>39455042
If you are the fat nerd who go to comic cons dressed with stupid shit and is introverted as fuck... yes even a robot won't look at you.

>>39455042
If you have a FWB, how can you not get a bf? Like you literally have to offer your holes to a friend to fuck and toss aside otherwise you wouldn't be touched? A FWB relationship is a woman willing being treated like a piece of meat. I just cannot fathom why a woman would not only willingly take part in it, but actually defend it and rationalize it. The only logical thing I can come up with is that women would rather share a Chad than be in a monogamous, loving relationship with a lesser man.

>>39448475
>blah blah
Quiet woman, let's have sex and then you can cook me something nice while I stare at your ass.

>>39452536
>step it
>bag it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hXShNmEc44

>>39455216
>>39455114
>>39455077

This cuck is fucking up the thread. Stop scaring our fembots off and go be a KV cuck somewhere else. I want them to talk more about masturbating.

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Every girl I've dated, have and do masterbate.
It really bugs me the extent of which they lie about it. It makes no sense, I've never never heard of women being chastised for masterbating.

>>39455183
>WOMEN ARE WHORES BECAUSE THEY FUCK CHADS INSTEAD OF LESS ATTRACTIVE FAT INTROVERTED NERDS LIKE US
>We wouldn't even date a fat introverted nerdy fembot

Guess this is why shy nerdy cuties end up with big dick Chads who will pityfuck them for fun instead of marriage

>>39455042
Hmm hmm sweetie, and who do you have eyes for? You notice the friendless 3/10 robot loner off to the side?

Women will always have more options.

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This thread just proved that robots only want Stacys that would never give them the time of day except to make fun of them for not being Chad because they're too busy shaming and then ignoring the shy, quiet slightly chubby femanon who just wants somebody to love her.

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>>39455599
>You notice the friendless 3/10 robot loner off to the side?


He only wanted Brittany Thundercunt

>>39455588
No, a nerdy fat women, loset, etc, is more sad than a men with the same things.

>>39455292
Tell that to your wife's son, king of cucks.

>>39455661
t. triggered landwhale

>>39455661
>This thread just proved that robots only want Stacys
Wtf are you talking about, simple jack?

>>39455661
I would move heaven and Earth and cross mountain ranges and oceans for a "shy, quiet" bookish femanon with glasses and no fashion sense.

But she's got to be physically smaller than me. There's just no way around it. Neither of us will enjoy being together if she's not.

And usually "slightly chubby" means 2 bills, so that really won't work.

>>39455292
what exactly do you want us to talk about masturbating tho

>>39455847
Describe it. The average fap for you. What do you think about? What do you do? How long? How often? Do you enjoy it? Are women really horny or not?

>>39454517
>But how many girls proudly talk about it in public circles the way men talk about jacking off?
Guys don't proudly and openly talk about beating off. I lived in a normie central party house during college, the only time masturbation got mentioned is if someone is trying to get some laughs. Maybe guys talk about it more, but it's never about their personal habits.

>Most men consider women who masturbate with vibes and dildos to be VERY sexually promiscuous. So yes, the stigma is real.
No, what the fuck? You're either trying to be a victim or you're just a massive virgin.

>>39455706
Yeah well not all of them.

>>39455007
>How long do you 'bate for?
5-30 minutes usually
>Do you watch porn?
Yeah usually 2d but sometimes 3d (solo girls)
>Is there clean up?
I clean the razor. Otherwise, no
>Where do you do it?
On the chair beside my computer or in the bed with phone.

>>39455077
Explain to me why you think someone with zero empathy or care for other human beings should be a mother. Please.

>>39455823
>Neither of us will enjoy being together if she's not.
Don't speak for me. I'd love having a smaller bf and i'm not being ironic. I want to be able to pick him up.
>but m-muh masculinity!
yeah fuck masculine men (figuratively)

>>39455292
lol stop being such a thirsty faggot

>>39452662

You're not supposed to put out after 30 min dumbo. You're also supposed to put out by the third month.

>>39455896
>What do you think about?
Sexual acts that are displayed on my computer screen. Dick into vagina, woman licking vagina, dildo into vagina and so on. Dead bodies.
>What do you do?
Use little perfume bottle to rub the area.
>How long? How often?
20 minutes, twice a week.
>Do you enjoy it?
Yes. Stupid fucking question.
>Are women really horny or not?
Another stupid fucking question. You think a species who reproduce sexually would have 50% of the specimens not experience sexual desire? Of fucking course women are horny. Just not as often as men, because of testosterone.

>>39455896
>Describe it. The average fap for you. What do you think about?
I like to erp with people, and I'd prefer not to talk about my fetishes
>What do you do?
rub clit
left hand so right can browse phone/click webpages/send messages
sometimes like to put fingers in vag, feels good but I can't orgasm from it so I have to rub my clit
>How long?
any time really from half an hour to three or so
>How often?
depends, my ssris kinda messed my sex drive up but at least twice a day
I get horny at weird times though
off them it's always lewd all the time
>Do you enjoy it?
yes?
>Are women really horny or not?
some women have strong sex drives, some women do not, you can't generalise half the world

fembot here. we can masturbate anywhere just by clenching our kegel muscle walls or flexing in our undies for stimulation, hands free orgasm bitches.

>>39456393
>>39456364
The point I'm trying to make is that guys, especially robots, don't know what women like or do, which is probably why we're robots.

What's like the dirtiest or most shameful thing you did to fap?

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>How much do you fap
Pretty much never.
>Why
Don't enjoy it when I try.
>Why not
Idk, touching clit either feels flat out painful or uncomfortable. Fingering just feels weird. Overall it's not a pleasant experience and I get bored quickly.

>>39456393
>>39456364
Alright, what does "rub the clit" mean? Never understood it. Like, do you just use your fingers/hands to just rub the clit like your rubbing skin? How does it work mechanically?

And on that note, what does it feel like? How do women get off by rubbing the clit and the outside, but don't get off by getting penetrated?

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>>39456416
>kegel muscle walls or flexing in our undies for stimulation

I don't know what this means.

>>39456495
>What's like the dirtiest or most shameful thing you did to fap?
Like what i fapped to? Corpses. What i did to fap? Used an ice cream spoon once.

>>39456416
only some women can I've tried and it doesn't do anything to me, and a couple other women I asked have said the same thing

>>39456495
did to fap?

>>39456576
>Alright, what does "rub the clit" mean? Never understood it. Like, do you just use your fingers/hands to just rub the clit like your rubbing skin? How does it work mechanically?
get finger wet, run up and pull your finger over the clit, go back down

>And on that note, what does it feel like? How do women get off by rubbing the clit and the outside, but don't get off by getting penetrated?
rub your dick head I guess, it's basically the same structure right?
most women can only orgasm by clit stimulation, and piv doesn't stimulate the internal clit as well as rubbing the clit does
although apparently doggy/anal is better at it, never tried it

>>39456647
clench the muscle that's just in front of your butthole I think

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>>39456576
Well i got this little bumpy perfume bottle and when that's "moist" i can rub in vertically on my clit and it feels nice. And for me yes, it feels good when the clitoris is stimulated, feels like nothing when i try to masturbate vaginally. Think of it as clitoris = dickhead and vagina = shaft.

>>39452790

>she was on her creep oh she was sexing everyone but me... This is why we could never be

https://youtu.be/4jXfnbJvmIQ

Do you have any idea how stupid you sound when you say that?

>I gave up easy sex to some random blowhard
>sorry hun, I chose to become a born again virgin just in time when you hit me up

Disgusting desu.

>>39446534
Why is this so hard for people to understand?

>>39456793
>rub your dick head I guess, it's basically the same structure right?

Wait, so you rub the clit, it gets hard, you keep doing it and then you orgasm? That's almost the same thing as what men do. That's pretty interesting to think about. So then if a guy sucks a clit, he's sucking a mini-dick.

>>39446534
Women do desire the act of sex too you absolute imbecile. Sure they can use sex to gain advantages but it's not like sex isn't good? When we get horny we think "i want to have sex" not "i want to get rich by wedding a rich man and sleeping with him".

>>39456838
Yes the tip of your penis is just an enlarged version of a clitoris. You gotta remember we all start out the same in the womb.

>>39456838
it's called a clitoral erection
some women get more obvious ones than others, and some get ones that swell up more
some women can feel their clit twitch and throb when they orgasm

>>39456864
and I think the prostate is what the vagina turns into? or that might be off it's been a while since high school biology

Looks like we got some femanons here. Is the BBC thing true? I can't tell. I mean, that shit is posted all the time so I figured it's gotta be true. What do you think about it?

>>39456882
So then what about breasts? Women have sensitive chests and can get huge boobs while guys don't feel anything on their chests.

>>39456943
Well boobs are just for milk. They get big because the woman has more estrogen and her genetics. I think we have more nerve endings in the nipples because of the breast area just being more developed than in males. You don't even need nipples you just have them because all humans start out with nips before turning into either gender.

>>39456885
I don't interact with black men. I doubt they have humoungus schlongs though. It's just jew propaganda.

So when a guy jerks off, he thinks about shoving his dick in women and cumming in all their holes.

Do women think about getting fucked, sucking dick, etc. etc? Like the opposite of what men think about?

>>39446285
>Why do 99% of males masturbate while only 50% of girls do?
Don't know where you heard that, because it's not true at all. You can delete this thread now.

>>39457095
No, i self insert as the man in the porn i watch. But i'm mentally ill, don't take my word as fact. I think most women think about having sex with men.

>>39456983
Yeah but boobs are erogenous zones for women but not for men. Why would that be the case?

>>39457133
So are you lesbian? Interesting. Lesbians think about themselves as men.

>>39457137
Because they have more nerve endings and are more developed. Possibly because they are in focus during sex? So their minds connect man touching boob = sexual act? Women rarely touch mens chests like that.

>>39457164
I'm a clusterfuck. But i'm attracted to women. Lesbian yeah i guess.

>>39457191
Why do you watch straight porn if you're lesbian? That just doesn't make sense wouldn't you want to watch lesbian porn instead?

>>39456576
Yeah, just stimulating the clit with fingers. Rubbing, or using the showerhead or whatever.
Penetration usually doesn't feel as good for most women but it's a nice bonus.

>>39447396
Those numbers don't seem to add up robot

>>39457241
Idk i just want to fuck a girl. With my nonexistent penis. Lesbian sex is good irl but in porn it's just not that exciting for me.

>>39457173
Well it's just interesting to think. Why would breasts be erogenous zones? Do women get aroused from giving a baby breast milk?

>>39457265
I honestly don't get it but if it works for you I guess
get one of those strapons that vibrate

>>39446341
there's also a stigma to be a whore and that doesn't stop them

>>39457288
I've read some women actually do get perhaps not aroused but "excited" by breastfeeding. I suppose it's to create a stronger bond to the baby? Seems fucked up but biology is fucked up sometimes.

>>39446571
>>39451714
>>39454740
You guys don't know what you're missing by resisting the urge and only doing it daily or a few times a week. Way way way better sensation.

>>39446285
Because 100% of women are liars.

>>39457319
I've seen videos of women enjoying getting milked so I figure it's natures way of making women want to be cows. Nothing wrong with that desu

>>39457438
It's unfair to compare a cow to a mother feeding a child but yeah. If breastfeeding was just sore nipples and pain there would be less babies surviving.

>>39452861
15 yous is a ripoff in this pic

>>39457563
Well I mean the women doing it were literally getting milked like a cow, not feeding a baby. So my point is that it must be enjoyable and feel good to women.

Also, do only pregnant women leak milk or what?

>>39446989

Dude the percentage is way higher than that.

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>tfw apart of the 1% that has never masturbated before

>>39457382
If 50% of women reported masturbating and 100% of women were liars, 50% of women would masturbate. Spooky.

>>39457597
Yeah unless they have hormonal problems. We don't just walk around with milk in our boobs haha.

>>39457794
I just thought something. Guys have wet dreams to get rid of semen that didn't get released in time. Do women leak milk to get it out of their body? Does milk go bad in their boobs? And on that note, do women feel the milk in their boobs and feel it slush around when they move? Pretty crazy to think about.

>>39457794
You can induce milking in any fertile woman. And should, cos it's hot.

>>39457846
Idk i've never been pregnant! But pregnant women leak sometimes, not like ejaculation but it just comes out like discharge. The milk does not go bad lol, it's like a built in refridgerateor. And the milk isnt actual milk inside the boobs, it comes from the milk glands and it kind of goes to little storage spaces the kid can suck out when needed. Then it needs to recharge.

>>39457883
Well yeah but you usually need to do hormone therapy for that. It's not natural for non-pregnant women to go around lactating.

>>39457962
Pretty sure wet nurses didn't have hormone therapy

>>39455042
There's literally 4/10 girls who are in a relationship and the moment it ends, they already have options a, b and c to chose from for a new one, which they were keeping on the hook in advance.
You're doing it wrong. Or you just aren't a worthless whore and actually a sweet person instead. Still shouldn't be hard at all unless you never leave your house and don't even talk to people online.

>>39456310
>implying you would be able to pick me up
You could help me lose weigth until you could though.

Am I the only one that masturbates reading/finishing these threads?

>>39457137

Uh you clearly haven't seen gay porn with men tweaking their nipples and pretty much orgasming from it

>>39458169
Yeah you're right, I haven't. But gay men aren't really representative of straight men.

>>39458226
You wish, fully functioning penes

>>39458249
MOOT

It was

Yyou wish, fully functioning pen es

>>39446285
>>39446387
this
OP is an autist comfirmed
This anon how ever know what they're talking about

>>39454517
>men openly talk about jacking off
Beyond comedic reasons no the fuck they dont.

>>39454517
>But how many girls proudly talk about it in public circles
Ones who think they're progressive and sex positive and shit.

>the way men talk about jacking off?
see
>>39458525

>Most men consider women who masturbate with vibes and dildos to be VERY sexually promiscuous.
lmao where the fuck did you get a ridiculous idea like that? Nobody correlates it with any sort of sluttiness or promiscuity. Sluts would use real cocks instead.

Why are women always so convinced they know how men act and talk when they aren't around?