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You hate women because your a virgin!
It's as simple as that.
Women in the past were coerced to marry betas as they had little options. Now they have been liberated they can fuck as many Chads as they like with little to no repercussions. Naturally this makes you angry as they are no longer forced to tolerate you.
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You're
FTFY :^)
:)
Original comment.
Now.
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>>37490752
I can get women to have sex with me that honestly isn't hard for most people I just hate the majority of girl's personalities
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>>37490752
I'm not a virgin and I don't hate women. If I hated women I'm pretty sure they wouldn't let me have sex with them. I think you have the causality direction reversed.
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Why do I always end up failing in love with people on Internet?
This is the reason I clinged to boards because I have this autistic habit.
So I found myself some comfy thread in which we discussed politics and posted funny memes.
Then someone linked a discord group dedicated to that general.
In that group I met a girl, very smart and cute I suppose. We talked almost every day for hours. And we had the same interests, she told me everything about her.
But I was too shy and autistic to voice chat with her. Then the Chad showed up and that girl felt in love with him. The worst thing: they know each other irl.
So the last drop: She posted screenshot with that Chad texting her. That made me mad and jelly as fuck. I called her a whore, blocked and left that group.
How do I stop falling in love with random people on Internet? Even boards aren't safe place for me anymore. Wish I didn't have that autism and hobbies. Wish I was normal. Also I have a gf, but she's dumb and doesn't share my hobbies. That's the reason I'm not satisfied with my relationships.
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>>37490652
>Also I have a gf, but
how about you kill yourself?
why don't you fucking break up with her if you're not satisfied?
then you have the gall to go looking for other girls and feel jealous. You're a repulsive joke man. Any neet loser here has more dignity than you do.
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>>37490652
Post her discorddddd
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It's okay, friend.
>>37490819
kys retard
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>tfw 28 years old khhv
>tfw pretty much revealed to one of my colleagues I'm a virgin because of some stupid mistake
I have to kill what's left of my ego before I lose my mind
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>>37490592
Some people find virginity in men cute? Don't be too hard on yourself.
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Nigga you won't suddenly become Chad Thundercock if you get your dick wet once.
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>>37490613
but would you date them? would you invite them to parties?
that person will never have a social life, they will never be fully human in your eyes
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>Mommy why is that man walking like that? Is he sick?
>Don't look at him darling. He's a virgin.
>A virgin? What's that?
>It means that nobody loves him.
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>>37490573
Can women really tell that I'm a virgin just by looking at me walk? Or is this a meme?
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I can agree with everything but the part where he can't tolerate walking behind people slower than him. Is it some kind of "regular" thing to tolerate walking behind slow people because it just pisses me off.
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what if you walk this and are not a virgin
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what are some /r9k/ approved documentary films? hit me up boys
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>>37490564
Dear Zachary is bretty good
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>>37490564
Loose Change
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The Smash Brothers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSf2mgkRm7Q&list=PLoUHkRwnRH-IXbZfwlgiEN8eXmoj6DtKM
8 Parts
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>tfw still afraid of death
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>>37490446
Why're you afraid to perish?
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>>37490446
jokes on you, I believe in reincarnation and see death as a new beginning rather than end, going from being old to young again
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>>37490446
I'm afraid of dying but not death itself.
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Can we have a thread where we are just honest? There are a lot of harmful memes on this board. I want to know how you robots personally feel about the memes here.
>I think the 80 20 rule has truth to it, but you can't base real life on okcupid profiles. Dating sites are full of hopeless men and terrible women
>I don't think women are inherently evil and sluts, my parents raised my sister very well and she is waifu tier with a cool normie boyfriend
>I would date and marry a nigger but I would be hesitant to have kids with her
>I think niggers are equal, but their culture ruins their communities and people
>I honestly believe I will find a girlfriend but only because I am moderately attractive
>I had sex in high school twice and I still consider myself a robot because it gave me no validation and I haven't had sex since
>I go out of my way to avoid posting about having sex/not being a virgin on this board because it goes against the culture and ruins the board
>I honestly believe Jews have ruled the world for some time now
>I think life is unfair by nature and that some people have a right to complain even though I do not
>I think mental illness is created by your environment
>I think most people with mental illness are just attention whores and that accepting you are mentally ill makes you more mentally ill
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I honestly think this thread deserves a bump
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>I think the 80 20 rule
I think that a lot of women would rather groupsex some chad instead of dealing with average or below. Their call, but thinking we'll snatch them up and 'respect them' when they are done with it is laughable
>I don't think women are inherently evil
There is evil and there is being a thoughtless selfish person who gets validation for shit behavior to boot. But males are seldom princes either
>I would date and marry a nigger
I wouldn't, I just do not find them attractive.
>I think niggers are equal, but their culture ruins their communities and people
No they are not equal. We are different, and we should stay that way. Intermixing will only make both sides lesser, but its imo already too late. No skin off my nose in the end.
>I honestly believe I will find a girlfriend but only because I am moderately attractive
gf? Maybe for some months or so. Something passing for a reliable long term relationship? Zero chance.
>I had sex in high school
I had more, for whatever that is worth. Sure didn't make me any more social or successful
>I go out of my way to avoid posting..
It doesn't matter if you do, it will be taken for bragging/fantasy anyway
>I honestly believe Jews have ruled the world for some time now
They are ruling the media quite openly
>I think life is unfair by nature and that some people have a right to complain even though I do not
Yes and most that should won't even complain. But I will do so, nobodies gives a shit anyway
>I think mental illness is created by your environment
You get born with some, but that could also be environmental influence on your parents. But most of the mess we see today is induced by our life
>I think most people with mental illness are just
A lot just want attention, and its dragging the ones really needing attention into a clown circus.
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>I had sex in high school twice and I still consider myself a robot because it gave me no validation and I haven't had sex since
Honestly I feel like /soc/ or /adv/ would suit you better
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>tfw think things are going well with crush
>Go out to dinner almost every week bought her food a couple of nights
>Find out she was seeing someone else and they treated her like shit
>You were probably just a beta orbiter
I think I've finally accepted being alone. At least I'm 21 and can buy booze to keep me company now.
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>>37490128
At least you're accepting of your circumstances? You sound really nice.
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>>37490137
Please. I'm begging you. I see you in every thread now, fuck off you Tumblr motherfucker and quit posting your gay ass Steven universe shit and LEAVE MY FUCKING BOARD
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>>37490137
Thanks anon. I work with her and will probably continue to go out with her but it will have to be as friends. She's been through a lot and gets treated like dirt. Just hurts whenever I see it happen to her.
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>on OK Cupid
>send dozens of messages to various girls, always interesting or related to their profiles, very personalized and non-offensive
>no replies
>on Tinder
>send the exact same template joke opener to every girl
>get many responses
Do women enjoy being treated like dirt? Some girl off craigslist sent me her nudes because she wanted me to degrade her, she doesn't even know what I look like. She is a self-described "quiet, normal girl" as well. Are all women so terrible as those on tinder, OK cupid, and craigslist?
I haven't met any truly independent girls. They aren't funny or interesting, they just play along and act submissive. Both my mom and my sister are drones to whatever they hear and never consider anything interesting. I have a childhood friend who is the same age, and she developed into another modern materialistic female. There's truly no hope
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>on okcupid
>send a few messages and visit many profiles
>get no messages and literally no profile view after being registered for 3 weeks
>on tinder
>6 matches after 3 months
>no response
>>37489693
>Do women enjoy being treated like dirt?
only by a chad like you
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>>37489787
I'm a khv, I'm just on a quest to become acceptable, so every few months I redownload this stuff and try again to see if I get more matches and responses. I think the last piece of the puzzle for me will be to work out and become fit rather than skinnyfat
I also need to learn how to hang out with people without ending up lost in thought and ignoring what they saybut I think I may just be autistic and it's incurable.
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>Do women enjoy being treated like dirt
Generally speaking, yes.
Women don't want nice, personalized messages. Women want a generic throwaway opener that makes them giggle a bit because they want an alpha chad, not a beta cuck.
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how can i get the haircut of the guy of the left?
i have long hair too
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>have long hair
>comb it back
voila
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>>37489625
they both look like faggots, you wanna be a bigger faggot than you already are, OP?
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Looks like a mongoloid
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Hey guys, it's my birthday. Currently it's one and a half bongs. I'm not dressed or showered and av been up since 6.20am.
I got 110 quid (reeeeee USA mods and admins why cant i used the sterling pound symbol), some chocolate, and some cider.
Today i turn 27 years old. I've spent the day so far playing Heroes of the Storm and reading r9k, facebook, and youtube. Later i will eat a marmite sandwich, drink some cherry pepsi max and eat some smokey bacon crisps.
Happy birthday to me.
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>>37489167
arent all brits hammered constantly? why are you not going to a bar to get wasted?
also i thought marmite was an australian thing
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Happy Birthday anon! Hope your day is great!
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>>37489203
No friends to do that with so dont want to go by myself. I wouldnt force myself out by myself anyway. Idk about the marmite thing.
>>37489234
Thanks!
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Does anyone notice that they're mindless slaves to pleasure?
I've realized that every day of my life is just the strive for anything pleasurable in a beast-like frenzy: I fap until my penis hurts, I do drugs until i'm near the amount where it's no longer pleasurable, i binge-eat until my entire body aches and then just try to escape the real world by simulating feel-good experiences via video games or anime/tv shows/movies.
''That's not that bad!'' you might say, ''Just enjoy it! Everyone's life is like that to some degree''
However, the problem begins when i exhaust all the resources for enjoyment, or when i do it to the point where it's no longer pleasurable. What then? Pathetically wait until i get back to baseline to do it all again? Anyone faced with this?
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Try making somthing, or honeing a skill. Just try to discipline yourself and better yourself. Go get a knife and a piece of wood and make a spoon. Look at the spoon, and you'll feel something new. Go accomplish something.
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That's called having poor self control
It's something you actually need to put effort into fixing
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>>37489129
im trying that everyday by making music and trying to get fit. ive had moderate success in both and know that it feels unlike the short-term pleasures you can quickly use up, but even one small mistake or fuck up in the proccess can just make me say fuck it and stop.
i guess your advice is the way to go tho, and theres not much help i can actually get from anyone here beyond that. thanks
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Post piss collections
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drink some water you filthy fag
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>>37489064
I did! 50 bottles worth
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>>37489069
why is it so dark?
hello dweebs. this is wayne, bruce wayne. ive come to claim the titles of king of gloom, boy of summer, and king alpha. all those who amuse me with image macros will join me in gotham.
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=PQ5D4pT4boQ
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Bruce Wayne is literally a robot that sociopathically masquerades as a chad in front of the public to manipulate them though. Not really a natural alpha.
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but his father was really a klingon elduar vallar dwarf hybrid that got pissed at him when hed rather watch dragonballz than go to middle school football training.... if he hadnt got shot by some college frat boy friend of alfreds out on a bender
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I used to masturbate 9-12 times a day. I think after 2 years this left me dead inside. My dick is also pretty much dead too.
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>>37488910
How could you reach this performance? I can only do it twice or thrice...
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My dick hurts at the second time, even if the first was in the morning and the seconds at night
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Iktf, I cleared 5-6 times easily when I was 13-15. Nowadays 4 is quite excessive and a bit difficult to manage. I'm starting to feel the effects of death grip. Thought it was just a meme when I was younger.