hello dweebs. this is wayne, bruce wayne. ive come to claim the titles of king of gloom, boy of summer, and king alpha. all those who amuse me with image macros will join me in gotham.
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=PQ5D4pT4boQ
Bruce Wayne is literally a robot that sociopathically masquerades as a chad in front of the public to manipulate them though. Not really a natural alpha.
but his father was really a klingon elduar vallar dwarf hybrid that got pissed at him when hed rather watch dragonballz than go to middle school football training.... if he hadnt got shot by some college frat boy friend of alfreds out on a bender
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=8nW-IPrzM1g
ill hit you so hard itll feel like you kissed a freight train 4chan gaijin - weyland
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=MsUitjI_YbQ