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I don't play vidya too often but when I do, I love to do it when combined with some sort of upper, mostly Adderall. Like literally the only time I play is when I have some stimulants readily available. It puts me in this ambitious completionist mode where I just want to get everything possible done in the game, yet I have little to no interest when sober. I'll usually play any of the Dark Souls games with various challenges, like no shield or just starting equipment. Sometimes I'll play some Minecraft Survival Mode with the intention of building a fucking EMPIRE; it's the point where I'm making lists of goals I must complete by the end of ampheta-peak.

And yet time after time again, I waste my fucking dopamine on browsing the goddamn internet. Decided to pull an all nighter for this since I hate getting into this tunnel vision when gf is around and happened to get some addy's for the low...

..and here I am, 6 fucking am and haven't even touched the controller. I've been bullshitting all over this board over mundane nonsense, researching how to become an Amazon seller, and for some reason decided to fuck around on ROBLOX trolling kids and shitposting their forums.

AND HERE I FUCKING AM WRITING A POST ABOUT HOW I'M NOT SPEED GAMING RATHER THAN SPEED GAMING

Fuck you, Adderall, fuck you.
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>>37640167
same I thought I'd play some rct2 last night but I ended up shitpostimg while I chain smoke. I took my last 30 ir at 6 am. Have to be up for work at 430 Monday morning so I'm going to have to press on tile like 6 tonight. Speed is a blessing and a curse really.
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>>37640233
Is it a bad habit for you? I somehow managed to get a full bottle of 10's (90 of them) for $100, nearly shit my pants, but it really is a curse. Very addictive personality.

What's your usual dose and how frequent do you take it?
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>>37640279
I take around 60 a day normally but I'm prescribed 40. I run out early then but a few off my roommate. Usually take a week off a month. I do binge sometimes tho like I did this weekend. Honestly I do find them addictive but even after taking them for a month straight it only takes me a day or two to re adjust and I never really fiend them. If I have or can get some sweet but if I don't I'm cool to.

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Black coffee tastes the way a bass guitar sounds, if I may be so Reddit.
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coffee is like bass, don't slap it
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>rock fags talking about muh bass
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It also doesnt make you really fat like pouring sugar and other junk in it does

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>Just go and talk to her bro, be open and confident and she will give you a shot

Well, are they right?
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Yeah, but you can't be fat and your skin has to be essentially clear.

Not too hard if you put conscious effort into it
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>>37640013
What if you're bald but have a beard?
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>>37640047

Some girls are into that shit, but also make it seem like theres a reason why you are balled just in case.

Like, start working on running a marathon or or sell meth or something

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nonmemetic redflags for women

>posts selfies on social media
>uses social media multiple times a day
>substance addiction
>doesnt want children
>prefers leftwing ideologies
>daddy issues
>unnatural hair color
>piercings
>random, meaningless tattoos
>feminist
>has no hobbies or interests
>fat
>has a lot of male friends
>has tons of "besties"
>has "ladies night"s
>has a lot of exes
>keeps in touch with her exes
>has/had a lot of one night stands, and thinks its not a big deal
>likes niggers
>cant cook and isnt willing to learn how to
>neet

tick more than one and you better fucking avoid that trainwreck of a human garbage
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>asks for nonmemetic redflags
>posts nonmemetic redflags
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>>37639951
Great red flags, anon, many of these go unnoticed. One thing I have to remind you of, though, is that being a woman itself constitutes a red flag.
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>>37640130
Do not feed the troll, guys.

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Question to fembots.
Can you get your feet behind your head?
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>>37639912
took gymnastics as a kid so yes
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Would you put yor pee pee in?
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>>37639912
Yes
I attempted it once successfully for a guy when we were about to have sex. I was told men found flexibility to be sexy, but when I did it he was like "wow wtf that looks painful"

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If you are sufferinh,why not just let someone mercy kill you? Its your life and if you can't take it then maybe you should ask for help. From me. I care about you. You shouldn't suffer if you have a say in the matter.
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>>37639808
Fuck it I'd be completely willing as long as you'd make when exactly it'd happen a surprise
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>>37639821
Well,you can ride in my car with me,listen to the radio. Have a few drinks and ill let you talk to me. Maybe try and talk you out of it,and if i cant i will put something in your drink. You'll fall asleep and never wake up again.
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>>37639821
Okay, anon. I'm on it. I won't let you down from the rope

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>stuttering in text
>typing /thread when the thread still has room for discussion and the topic being discussed actually hasn't been explored to the fullest
>posting random anime pictures/reaction images that don't fit what they're typing in the slightest
>typing femininely to try to appear cute
>use of abbreviations
>putting random spoiler text when nobody actually cares about what they're typing
>same thing with spoiler images
>exaggerated typing or capitalizing random words for emphasis
>typing bread instead of thread
>using unironically to describe things that people actually do seriously
>typing with an air of superiority when most of them live with their parents/off welfare
>threads linking to discords filled with degenerates
>orbiters in general
>"fembots" as a concept
>women that use r9k to pick up orbiters/look for satisfaction because they aren't happy with how their real life is going
>people that use anime avatars or images instead of posting their own face/body but insist they're attractive
>people that don't reply after their point has been proven wrong/deflect to different points because they can't handle being wrong
>people that are convinced they have no worth in society
>telling people to kill themselves

i could keep going but I'm pretty sure I've posted more than most people will read anyway
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>>37639573
k-kill yourself

/bread

t. fembot
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>>37639599
reading this hurt me physically and I'm very upset that this is how you chose to contribute to my thread.
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>participating in the gimp olympics with an undeserved sense of smugness

i really don't understand the pissing contests of who's got it worse

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Opinions or experiences with losing virginity to a prostitue? I know it's technically cheating but I wonder if it could kickstart progress both in a good or bad direction. It's legal where I live btw.
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Do it. It helps you kickstart your sex life. There is no downside.
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It's like instead of slaying the dragon to get the princess, you just pay the dragon $200 for the privilege of fucking her
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>>37639496
Lost my virginity to a good quality escort. Wish I could have lost it to a life-long partner, but what can you do?
My advice is to do your research and make damn sure you get a good one that is known to be friendly and attentive, and clicks with you. If you get some cold, uncaring bitch it will make you more miserable than before. This is one of those things where ou really do have to shell out for a quality girl.

Not sure if it will make you feel any better afterward. I didn't. I still feel as much of a virgin as ever, even after having fucked two escorts in the past. I'm still a loser longing for affection, I'm just a loser who got his dick wet for a few hundred bucks a few times.

who else /wantdeath/ here?
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go kill yourself if you want death so bad then faggot
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>>37639116
Don't listen to this guy! No death!!
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Here op, think about it every day, multiple times a day. Literally think about it more than I've ever obsessed about anything, I hope this isn't messing up my brain in any way. Or if it does, you know, who cares right.

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Quitting the wagecuck life tomorrow, but too beta to tell anyone that I quit. Should I suck it up and go and tell them? Or should I just never show up and block their numbers. I have no idea what to do.
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put your two weeks in
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>>37639037
Ive been at it for 3 weeks so far and got paid yesterday so I shouldnt have to go back unless they want the shirts they gave me back
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bumparonibaloneymacaroni

Guys im from south america,White and decently good looking.
My fear is that im 174cm,should i even bother on going to north america?
Will my dating possibilities go to the gutter?
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>white
i dont think so pedro
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>>37638972
I am tho.
First generation un Chile,Mommy and daddy are from Ireland
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>>37638937
It will be pretty hard bre. American girls care about height a lot. I'm 173cm and didn't have much chances.

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I'm not a particularly stable person to start this with.
Lately I've been having a lot of difficulty culling my more cruel and psychotic tendencies. It's becoming harder and harder to not do the things the voice in the back of my head wants me to. I feel like screaming all the time.
Everything says my life should be improving but all I see is red. It's like a slow burning hate working its way to a powder keg.
I'm more aware because of a lack of sleep and I wonder whats wrong with me. It can't be a normal thing.
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You're becoming an adult...

Or maybe you have parkinsons.
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>>37638868
I'm 22. It's a bit late for that.
I doubt it's parkinsons. Physically I'm, by far, in the best shape of my life
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>>37638851
Anon lack of sleep makes you're brain chemistry like 10/10 unstable. Trust me get some sleep, wait a day, and if you're still fucked in the head then go see a therapist. And not one of those bullshit therapists who haven't picked up a book since they graduated.

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I'm trying to make a bogus twitter to find out exactly how many dicks my oneitis has sucked, but it seems to know that it's a bogus account
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its the email address you're using
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They ban temp emails

Just type a random email ending in "@gmail.com"

They don't make you verify your email to post/follow so you're fine
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>>37638799

Yeah, grr.la looks like some kind of spambot email. Twitter has a big spambot and fake followers problem.

anyone /eatingdisorder/ here?
I've been bulimic for like 4 years and I can't take how fucking disgusting I am anymore
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>>37638662
I understand my brudda
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I don't know if it's an eating disorder but I only eat once every 2-3 days, and when I do eat it'll be sub-1000 calories - most of the time it's just 4 pieces of toast with jam.

I'm a skeletor lord.
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I periodically fast and binge and then fast again to make up for the binging. I have destroyed my body, but I'm gonna kill myself within the next two years so it doesn't even really matter. I'm back in the fasting phase now.

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Who here actually plans on uprising?
These faggots won't know what hit them. In due time. Due time.
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>>37638627
MORE LIKE MEMERISING HAHAHAHABHAH
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>>37638627
Fuck off FBI shills. You're worse than subhumans. I'd trust a fucking Jew over you!
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>>37638627
If you're gonna uprise don't be a pussy.

Grow a pair of balls and charge at a university campus on a Saturday night and murder the chads and stacies during their frat parties and make sure you actually kill more than 3 people it's really not that hard to aim

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