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>>37823987
what do you like to do anon or atleast what are you interested in?
post your steam or discord i dont post mine here cause r9k
but i always like to add people who want to chat or talk about things im not the best talker or best sociable person but i can try my best to atleast say hi and chat a bit with ya

>>37823987
are you a qtp2t virgin girl?

>>37824126
typical weeb/robot hobbies

If you want you can send your discord to my disposable email [email protected]

>>37824155
no

>>37823969
My ultimate fetish is converting a lesbian or slut into a loving housewife. Don't worry you're not alone at least.

can i pls have ur discord

This isn't your soapbox

fuck off, no one cares

Your psychologist seems cool. She can help you get autism bux so you don't need a history or whatever; just approval by your psych. You should apply

You're psychologist (I assumed you mean psychiatrist) is retarded. You can't apply for disability just because you are a loser. You need an actual disability and work credits (previous work history). Considering your age, you would have needed to work for at least 5 years to apply for disability, you're going to get rejected because you don't have a diagnosed disability aside from being a lazy unsocialized loser.

The only time this doesn't apply is if you are born blind or something.

>>37824559
I'm in Australia, what you said about needing to have worked before to get disability is not how it works here. You just need mental health / medical history and enough of it to apply.

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>>37823951
I used to sell drugs on the deepweb. Never had to leave my house. It was like being a NEET but with significantly less depression and suffering because I had a lot of drugs to occupy myself with and lots of cash.

Ever since the FBI seized a bunch of those sites, I'm back to NEETing it up at my mom's house. I'm too socially stunted to become a regular drug dealer.

>>37823951
I'm Mr. Noseberg myself. Wagies work for me.

>>37823951
>0 income
>no social life
>no purpose
>all you do is shitpost and get mad
you failed on the easy mode anon
kill yourself

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>when the NEET finally realizes how the world really works
just apply for food stamps and only work 2 days a week, you can still drain the system with your NEET pass and make enough to afford yourself some tasty tendies

You just proved my point that waggies only hate NEETs because waggies hate working and want everyone else to suffer like them.

>>37823940
>>37824012
GET A FUCKING JOB YOU LAZY SHITS

>>37823793
Cool would want such a relationship with my mom too.

>bananas and milk

Slut

>>37823793
tfw no motherly bf to nurture me and let me put it in him

>>37823748
>that fucking nose tho

Money
That's their sole desire

>>37823748
fame, fortune, and self destruction

>>37823588
Start playing something horrible really loud

>>37823588
you should blast super loud anime music from your speakers to show your dominance

>>37823588
Just let him fuck you instead

>>37823558
>didn't say how tall he is

1800s manlet

It is that simple now you fuck. It's literally as simple as be normie-tier successful enough to have a job where you wear a suit and get your hair cut every two weeks and pick up metal things every few days. Grow up, there is nothing new under the sun and you would've failed the genetic tests in any age.

KEK

This man was a normalfag/chad back in his day. Inherited money and land from rich parents, connections with everyone in town, etc.

You wouldn't be shit compared to him you faggot

She's playing hard to get, anon. Ask her out. Or at least steal her panties.

>>37824003
I think that's why she moved away. I glanced at her panties

>>37824548
Show her you underwear (no skid marks). Maybe it will turn her on on account of the crotch being so worn out.

>>37823519
Fuck you lookin' at, NEET boy?

Keep staring, I'll fucking smack you, faggot.

>>37823579
Wheres your manager? Thats no way to speak to a potential customer.

>>37823616
I ain't got no bitch-ass manager, fool. You ain't no customer. Just a bitch ass faggot about to receive an ass beating.

>>37823489
>not working at become the strongest martial artist
what are you doing with your life

Your mom should commit sudoku for getting blacked

>>37823582

Lilypichu pls

>>37823452
>if I have to fast every other day?
Why do you have to fast every other day?

>>37823466
I have been punished by the lord and need to atone for my sins

>>37823466
Aushwitz amusement park

it's just pee

This is absolutely disgusting. Any girl squirts on me first I hit her then I leave her

*unzips dick*
So it's a water fight you want!

why would any black person give a singular fuck about this

black Americans have their own identity apart from Africa

The only black people who care about Africa are extreme hotep autists that need to be culled from the black community to be completely honest with you

How does a race fall so far, so fast? Whites of today are white only in skin color. They lack literally every quality that made their ancestors great.

Was it the wars of the 20th century? Did they just get fat and lazy and complacent? Was it just (((their))) influence?

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>>37823431
>tfw when brittons cucked us out of the pink map