>Ooohh...sh-shit Anon, I'm gonna...HNNNNNNNGGGGG >*squirts

it's just pee

This is absolutely disgusting. Any girl squirts on me first I hit her then I leave her

*unzips dick*
So it's a water fight you want!

That's just pee though

>>37823465
>>37823528
How would either of you virgins know that?

>>37823702
Look at the hole it's coming out of. It's fucking pee.

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>>37823437
It's just pee, but I don't mind.
I often get my girlfriend to squat over me in the bathtub and pee in my mouth, and once I have finished drinking it all, I lick her clean.
It's by far my biggest fetish.

>>37823702
it's scientific fact
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing/

>>37823702
It is actually pee. Anyone who has had a facefull of it can confirm.

>>37823702
I might be a virgin but I happen to have a vagina.
Plus, you can fucking Google it.

>>37823766
Normie gtfo my board reeee etc etc

Its pee but that doesn't make it any less sexy

do any femanons squirt?

>>37823831
Do you squirt?

>>37823906
No, because it's bullshit.
Best I manage is some light dribbling/gushing but even that requires tons of patience and gspot stimulation and I'm not good at either.

>>37823955
Who cares if it's pee can still be squirting seeing as it done during an orgasm.

>>37823766
>tfw i'll never have this in life

this is my biggest goal that i can never have. fucking shit.

idk but isn't this just the bodies way of preventing urinary infections like how you have to pee after you cum

>>37823978
Okay, then let me correct it, I've never pissed myself when I orgasmed.

Who the fuck cares, pee is hot

>>37823894
>>37823906
All women can squirt, but it usually takes different levels of stimulation to make it happen. Some, like >>37823955, need a lot, others not so much. I can get my GF to shoot an arc of girl jizz like a water fountain if I work her clit and gspot simultaneously.

>>37823766
>licking a woman

>>37824019
Maybe I could help you with that ;)

>>37824454
>flirting with fembots on r9k

>>37823702
A certain percentage of women lose control of their bladders when they experience orgasm; this is colloquially called squirting.

>>37824454
How many levels of irony are we operating on here?
Either way no thank you.

>>37824519
>How many levels of irony are we operating on here?
Like maybe 5 or 6
>Either way no thank you
You know you want that roast eaten

>>37824557
Sure do, but I'm not interested in strangers offering me oral sex, even if they're such smooth talking devils as yourself anon.

>>37824574
How about we get to know each other first and then I go scuba diving? That way we won't be strangers.

>>37823437
>huuuuur it's pee

I don't give a shit. She can pee all over me.
>*squirts in your mouth*
*opens mouth wider so as not to waste any, and consume ever single drop*

>>37824574
>I'm not interested in strangers
Only way to fix that is to introduce ourselves then.
>even if they're such smooth talking devils as yourself anon
Oh you.

>>37824606
kek coming in trying to steal my roastie

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>>37823465
>>37823528
Good thing I have a pee fetish.

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>>37824606
I think you mean pearldiving.
Alright, let's introduce ourselves. Hi anon, I'm anon and I'm a huge dyke.

>>37823465
>>37823528
Yeah, okay. And?

>>37824723
I can shoot pearl ropes. Does that count?

>>37823437
is there a video of pic related OP?

>>37824723
are you one of those fake lesbians that licks pussy, but also acts feminine and fucks guys?

>>37826655
I'm feminine but never fucked a guy.