How am I supposed to gain weight if I have to fast every other day?

>>37823452
>if I have to fast every other day?
Why do you have to fast every other day?

>>37823466
I have been punished by the lord and need to atone for my sins

>>37823466
Aushwitz amusement park

>>37823481
Really wish that was based on fact instead of fiction so that the rules were established and couldn't just be changed on a whim

how am i supposed to lose weight if i eat 5000 cals per day?

>>37823452
>>37823478

MUSLAMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37823512
I'm catholic
Origgbjfx

>>37823546
Lent's over, jackhole

>>37823555
I have to atone for my sins. I used to fast for a week every month but I changed it to 3 days a week

>>37823594
Have you considered purifying your body with bleach?

>>37823636
I have considered taking my life, however I do not wish to disappoint a certain girl

>>37823667
>atoning for sins
>willing to commit sin of taking ones life
Hmmmm

>>37823717
I'm still alive, aren't I? There truly is no escape. I wish someone would take my life for me