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Post a pic. Robots always say they're ugly but when they post a pic they're average or above average. You may have BDD>

>>37833491
I have friends who browse and it would be embarrassing if they saw this. But I think I do have BDD, I just can't convince myself I'm even moderately attractive. Everything I do reeks insecurity because of it. Is plastic surgery the only way out?

>>37833521
>But I think I do have BDD,
Probably. I have a hard time accepting my looks, feel ugly, even though people in real life have said I'm cute, attractive. And people on r9k have said I'm good and 7/10. I think it was all the years of being a complete fugmonster as a teen/early 20s that scarred my brain.

what the hell kind of shit pizza are you eating

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>>37833456
hey sometimes you gotta slum it.

Around here theres basically three main options

Papa Johns
Local places (slummin it)
homemade (top tier)

Papa Johnny upped his price for delivery so he can go eat a bag of shit and making a pizza is a hassle sometimes so what are you gonna do, ya know?

You need some New York Pizza.

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>>37833374
yaba daba doo

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Prep your engines for the autism race, last one to the finish line looses their tendies privileges

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To a big black cock celebrity slut

No, none of us are. That's why God punishes us with these lives.

I don't know. I hope I'm good.

>>37833339
No sir, sometimes I think it'd be best for me to kill myself and remove my filth from the world. But iunno

Buy a pipe. Cans/bottles you're smoking aluminum

You can't hide a $5 piece in your room or outside your house? You can buy some cheap rolling papers but I doubt you'll be able to roll a joint.

>>37833355
this

Op, wait til you're not an underage fool so you can smoke without paranoia it will also make your highs much more comfy

>>37833285
just ignore it and then either focus on something and applies your full energy to that or stop giving a shit completely(watching anime and playing games 24/7)

Yo, so move to place you like, fix yourself up, and get out there. Try to think of where the people you'd want to hang out with would be. Location is everything. Also, think about the most comfortable way to support yourself. Life is all about living comfortably. When you like your community, you'll want to survive, and banding together with others is the easiest way to do that. Hence, "friends". Survival might even make you proud of yourself.

>>37833610
>Life is all about living comfortably
Normie mistake, to strive and adapt you need to learn to be independent and live in uncomfortable places, "survive" uncomfortable situations.

i invented traps.

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>>37833250
>>37833386
you are both god among men thank you

I invented dildos and instant coffee

I was like you in my early 20s. I found a job and had a pretty normal life. I'm old now and looking back in glad it worked out and I wish you the best

>>37833259
What job mister

>>37833200
You could have all of those and be in your 50s and not be doomed for life. The only thing that can do that is believing its true.

>>37833189
I had. Until she dumped me

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Girls in old uniforms drive my dick crazy.

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>>37833260
Mind you go into more detail Anon?

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>>37833165
and how old are you OP? what else have you observed them doing? are you going to intervene in a lulzy manner or try to get them arrested?

Probs me lol

>>37833165
That's annoying. Just let the normies be anon. Our lives are separate from theirs. Just turn up your jams and vidya harder and try to ignore their teenage innocence.

Because normies want to be normal. And that's hard to do if you're not normal. You're obviously not normal so you don't know why you should put in so much effort to be normal. It's simple really.

I hate edgy tumblr gifs.

It's not worth it. I do therapy myself. It feels nice 30 minutes after the session, then it's back to normal. No. Change. And it's not a happy feeling either, just one of halfhearted relief.

>>37833137
Good evening, Miles. How are you?

>>37833336
>Good evening, Miles
Wrong person anon, I'm just an autist who wants a bf to cuddle and watch anime with

>homosexuals once again taking advantage of prison gay robots

This should be a crime

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dont kill me pls ;_;
u dont have to be eveil ur just sad and loneli

i know ur feel

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>>37833576
I WILL REMOVEYOUR SOUL FROM UR BODY BITCH AND THEN YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR EVER AND EVER YOU ROASTIE

GET OFF MY THREAD
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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>>37834040
im sorri but you wont lisen
now i must stop you

goodbye, anon this is where we die

Anarcho capitalism is the best form of government..no question

>communism has never been tried
my sides

>>37833114
>hedonistic filth shills for communism
Wow shocker

Happy extremely original birthday, Anon.

>>37833097
who gives a fuck. get over it instead of trying to gain sympathy points on the internet.

>>37833097
do you have normiebook?
o9