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Anonymous
2017-09-02 05:20:30 Post No.39462137
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So, how lonely are you guys tonight? General loneliness thread, however long it may be up. Other feels welcome. Let's feel shitty together.

I just laid on my Jeep's hood for about 15 minutes, using the warmth to simulate human contact.

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:24:54 Post No.39462210
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>>39462137
I had to set a timer so I don't spend so much time fantasizing about having a girlfriend while holding my pillow.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:26:53 Post No.39462248
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>>39462210
Fuck. Do you cuddle a bodypillow or just a regular pillow? I use a bodypillow personally.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:34:31 Post No.39462344
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>>39462137
I think my dog is getting tired of me hugging her in bed, she's starting to take naps on the clothes lying on the floor instead

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2017-09-02 05:20:28 Post No.39462135
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:20:28 Post No. 39462135 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw first boipussy period today
Finally :3

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:21:19 Post No.39462150
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>>39462135
just..... wat even.... i g2g

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:22:48 Post No.39462178
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>>39462135
Are you bleeding out of your ass?

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:22:59 Post No.39462181
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:22:59 Post No.39462181 [Report]

Congrats on staining your panties with a mix of lube blood cum and shit, op

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:16:33 Post No. 39462078 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are women like this?
Even men aren't this bad

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:27:05 Post No.39462249
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:27:05 Post No.39462249 [Report]

it's very likely that it's fake. Judging by how many girls responded with stories of stealing, the original profile bio is likely to be something about "i stole some shit when i was a kid lol". Then after he received messages from the girls "forgiving him", he changed the bio to being a sex offender

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>>39462078
Tinder is mostly degenerate normies. While that is a lot of matches, we don't know how many women swiped left and ignored. Also if a girl had a pic and bio similar to that she would still get a shit ton of replies. You're not proving anything here.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 07:13:36 Post No.39463762
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>>39462249
Are you the same autist from the other thread who got repeatedly btfo trying to "prove" this is fake lol
Just because the roasties (only two, ot really "many") mentioned stealing doesn't mean that was ever in the bio

Anonymous
2017-09-02 05:11:09 Post No.39461994
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:11:09 Post No. 39461994 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you fear normies?

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:11:53 Post No.39462002
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>>39461994
yes. they are insane.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:17:46 Post No.39462097
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>>39461994
Does the antelope fear the dolphin, anon?

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:18:36 Post No.39462105
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>>39461994
Did Diogenes dear the people of Sinope?

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2017-09-02 05:10:31 Post No.39461984
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:10:31 Post No. 39461984 [Report] [View this topic]

>order pizza
>total comes to around 21.50
>check wallet
>only have 20s and 10s and two 1s
>tfw i know i could stiff the guy and just give him 22
>tfw i'm mentally prepping myself to pretend i'm not mad as i tip him $8

I really wanna stiff the guy but i'm resigned to the fact that i'm gonna help him out

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:13:52 Post No.39462036
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:13:52 Post No.39462036 [Report]

Fuck Chris Clavin

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:14:11 Post No.39462042
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:14:11 Post No.39462042 [Report]

congratz you made someones day anon.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:15:41 Post No.39462062
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:15:41 Post No.39462062 [Report]

Why do Americans make everything far more difficult than it needs to be?

Amy
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Amy 2017-09-02 05:10:06 Post No. 39461980 [Report] [View this topic]

Spank me bum! *giggles* ^~^ I'm such a naughty girl, make me into a meme XD I'm such a little funny bunny ^~^ *hops in your lap* pet me friends! *nuzzles you lovingly* funny bunnies forever

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Amy 2017-09-02 05:11:04 Post No.39461993
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>>39461980
don't be shy silly bois

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:11:31 Post No.39461999
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>>39461980
This makes me uncomfortable desu

Amy 2017-09-02 05:12:26 Post No.39462012
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>>39461980
come on bois and touch me scrooter

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NEETS UNEQUIVOCALLY BTFO 2017-09-02 05:04:24 Post No.39461900
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NEETS UNEQUIVOCALLY BTFO Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:04:24 Post No. 39461900 [Report] [View this topic]

HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?
http://welfarecutscountdown.com/

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:13:38 Post No.39462028
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:13:38 Post No.39462028 [Report]

>living in clapistan

howling

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:19:37 Post No.39462121
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:19:37 Post No.39462121 [Report]

What is the reason that welfare cuts will go into effect on that date?

This seems to focus on food stamps and government subsidized housing. Aren't most of the NEETs here abusers of social security disability and not those programs?

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:25:57 Post No.39462232
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HYPE

how to make posts original: haha le meme

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music 2017-09-02 05:03:26 Post No.39461882
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music Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:03:26 Post No. 39461882 [Report] [View this topic]

normies think I'm weird because I don't have a favorite band or song/don't listen to music. please reccomend something

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:05:48 Post No.39461917
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>>39461882
Listen to MY music:
soundcloud com/onsei9/dont-leave

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:20:40 Post No.39462138
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>>39461882
Oldie but goodie "satellite mind" by metric

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:21:38 Post No.39462154
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every school has that one rapper, listen to this garbage.
https://soundcloud.com/b-b-b-d/no-filter-remastered

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2017-09-02 05:03:04 Post No.39461876
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:03:04 Post No. 39461876 [Report] [View this topic]

> the girl you like texts you about her new crush

why is it always like this, why

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:03:38 Post No.39461885
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:03:38 Post No.39461885 [Report]

you enable it retard

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:03:51 Post No.39461890
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>>39461876
she knows you like her, and wants you to know to stay away basically.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:05:39 Post No.39461915
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>>39461890
she actually said to me she is looking only for friendship once, I didn't even ask or anything

I knew I was fucked right there

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>>39461871
>Me
"White" (primarily Czech and Irish)
>Wife
"White" Slav. I hear Slavs from the Czech republic are nice, but I'm sure that's a meme.
>Will it happen?
I doubt it unless I get rich and sink low enough to get a gold digger mail order bride.

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:25:28 Post No.39462225
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>>39462171

Just curious. Why a white slav instead of a white something else?

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Me: mexican
Ideal wife: asian
I dont think it'll happen though bc im a 5'6" micromanlet with the pesonality of a wet towel. Also I never see any mexican dudes dating asian chicks idk why.
>tfw no asian gf to birth my olympic weightlifter babies

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:30:33 Post No.39462292
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>>39462225
Slav faces tend to look better to me than other white faces. Also Slav accents get me hard.

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:00:16 Post No. 39461836 [Report] [View this topic]

Would you love a guy like yourself if you were a girl? Be honest.

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:02:56 Post No.39461873
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yes I would, I dream of finding a girl like myself

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:04:05 Post No.39461894
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:04:05 Post No.39461894 [Report]

I would like a guy version of myself. Actually, that would be ideal bf.

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>>39461836

No but that's just cause I'd be a lesbian.

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:59:50 Post No. 39461829 [Report] [View this topic]

>go for walks every night at 2 am
>hope that I get kidnapped and fucked 24/7

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:03:31 Post No.39461883
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>>39461829
have you tried, like, using grindr
that sounsd like it would work for what you desire

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>>39461829
>>go for walks every night at 2 am
>>hope that I get kidnapped and fucked 24/7
Dumb sissy white boi.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:05:09 Post No.39461908
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>>39461829
Sometimes I feel like I can sympathize with my fellow bots until some creature like OP decides to let his hellscape of a mind leak onto the internet like this

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:59:19 Post No. 39461823 [Report] [View this topic]

>parents and grandparents are watching a Jesus movie
>I'm in the corner of the room reading loli doujins on my phone

Where did it all go wrong lads

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:00:33 Post No.39461840
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>>39461823
Is the new comic lo out already?

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:01:01 Post No.39461847 [Report]

>tfw Jesus could probably fuck his hand holes

Truly nothing is impossible for the Son of Man

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:06:22 Post No.39461927 [Report]

dude you are fine. it takes time and gradual continual effort to become a good person. don't sweat it. just do as much as you can. thats up to you.

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robots might commit suicide after watching this vid Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:58:24 Post No. 39461803 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StVnLwNpZKU

behold the life you could have led if you'd been born with 99th percentile everything.

for context, his parents are both in prison for running a $9 million cartel in Australia and he was scouted by an IMG model (top modeling agency) when he was like 14/15 after he was caught shoplifting.

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:04:44 Post No.39461902
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I don't care. I'm on my humble road of solidarity and enlightenment.

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>>39461803
omg... can i please be just 1/10th as cool as this guy...

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>>39461803

Actually, he's a supermodel because of his stunning personality. shaking my head famalam you just need to get out there and BEE yourself. Stop crying on the internet and grow out your lower third, tilt those canthals, and develop proper orbital rims.

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:52:04 Post No. 39461728 [Report] [View this topic]

Guys guys help, I'm alone in my parents house except for this girl, older girl (25ish) sleeping two floors above me right now.

I just came home and realized that the parents went out to a wedding and my sisters friend offered to house sit because I didn't really tell them if I would be home or not this weekend...

When I got here, her car was here and she was already asleep. I'm scared to go check but I just have no idea what to do about her, this is the closest I've ever been to another woman sleeping in any traditional sense. Anyone here who's secretly a chad can you help me out?

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:54:36 Post No.39461757
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>>39461728
>creep into her room
>cum on her hair

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>>39461757
I'm not like 100lbs, my footsteps are loud, she'll probably wake up

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:57:57 Post No.39461797 [Report]

Make her breakfast and impress her with your cooking skills

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