>tfw you fell for the neet meme and now have no marketable skills, no social skills and no job experience
>>37867234
Thismeans you have to stay with us forever.
>>37867234
How long you been NEET?
>>37867234
look
>you could be a wagie work 20yrs and have family normie stuff stc
>still going die
or
>neet 20 yrs enjoying yourself selfishly,eating what you want,being your own boss
>still going to die
You're not gonna take wagie money or your normie friends to the grave.
Everyone dies alone
>he genuinely thought his good grades would lead him to success
>he told himself "all famous nerds were bullied in school" thinking he would follow in their footsteps
>he believed his mom when she told him "don't worry Anon, someday they'll work for you!"
>not knowing social connections are the most important thing in life if you care about "moving up"
are you a neet OP?
Did you get a college degree? anything?
>>37867255
Bachelor in science, majored in physics. No one gives a shit about that though. Fast food is the only place that will take me.
I want to get my masters but my parents don't want any more student loans because they now think you should never be in debt for any reason ever.
Why don't you just get fat? It's a legitimate disability, but one you can enjoy getting
>get free car because I'm too fat for public transport
>doctor visits house so I don't have to leave
>free housing on the taxpayer
>money for food because of my 'condition'
Seriously, why haven't you done it yet?
On the day of the rope fat subhumans like you will be the first to hang. You'll probably break the tree branches though and inadvertently save all the other degenerates from sharing your fate. Good work.
>>37867211
How fat do I have to be for these benefits?
I'm 360lbs last time I checked but I don't know how accurate it was. I'm not immobile or anything.
Can I get these benefits in the US?
>>37868661
Can you walk 200 yards without issue? If not, you're one easy street my man!
>"gee wagie, *sips joe* just got back from work? how was your day? sorry dont let me keep you i know you have to be in bed early because you have to get up at 5.30. gee life must be great right?"
>>37867159
>"evening fellow NEET, dont talk to those wagecucks they need their state certified sleep slots. come here and have a good old glass of red with me"
>>37867159
>>37867264
You're fucking scum. i make more than you ever will and i feel FULFILLED doing my fucking job fuck you you fucking fucking leaches dont fucking tell me i cant fucjking have a fucking break or "HAHAHAH LOOK AT THAT FUCKING WAGIE HAHAHA MR SHECKELSTIEN WILL FIRE YOU"
NO fuck you you fucking shit fucking leaches i am better than fucking you fuck off pricks
>>37867351
whoa, we have a live one lads.
I was about to compose an intellectual and thoughtful response to you post, but I haven't finished my cup yet. No more talkie until its empty. Thanks.
Show us your washroom.
>be me, emotionally crippled robot
>work phone job
>customer says I'm sweet and later calls me sweetie
>t-thanks.
Oh my fucking God I know this feeling. Until recently I was working with a bunch of women who casually refered to each other and me as stuff like 'love' and 'my love' and it was a really great substitute for actual affection.
>tfw don't want a gf or any human interaction for the rest of my life
I have become God
>>37867124
no, you're still a human
>>37867124
Yeah dude, I'm sure God enjoys feeling nothing but his cold, sticky bed sheets from nights from masturbating and crying.
Stop lying to yourself. You're going to work, sleep, eat, shit, work, sleep, eat, shit. Without a special person to hug at night and talk to, you'll die miserable.
Good luck repressing your natural human instinct, fuckass.
>>37867299
People make me more miserable. No exceptions.
>go to swimming pool
>all those womens with god tier tits
>mfw none of them will show them to me
Hahaha anon is a faggot and can't see tits hahaha
ITT: /r9k/ in 1917
Hahaha /r9k/ didn't exist back then faggot hahaha
>>37867115
DUDE ARE YOU AWARE THERE WAS NO INTERNET IN 1917
>>37867115
>be me, 19 yr old khv
>want to charm m'lady i saw once from my window
>she wore a dress ending above her feet
>fkingslut.jpg
>some fucker tells me i have to go to war
>k
>come back 2 years later with an amputated dick
>cant be with m'lady no more
>tfw forced to an hero
What's the most autistic grudge you've ever held?
Could you find a way to do it?
Keep #RESISTing. That is sure to succeed.
um, so, uh-h-h-h, well, I have to ask, well, is i....i...t true? Is it true that your average femanon is this gross?
>women aren't hairless, bleached fairies like in muh anime
No shit Sherlock.
>>37867046
I mean there's plenty of proof
>>37867085
Well, I mean, more specifically, about the mucus and smegma scratching. And collecting mucus in their panties.
What does /r9k/ think of Yugioh? I think that the card game itself is decently fun but the show, the dub at least, was horribly written as fuck. Especially GX, which is sad because I like the HERO archetype.
Thoughts?
>>37867022
I love yugimon!!!
The original series was amazing, GX was okay, everything after GX is awful.
I related to Kaiba a lot.
>when the filler arc was the best one
This girl offers you 10,000 dollars if you pretend to be a 10 year old schoolboy and take part in this elaborate school stage where she pretends to be a teacher and slowly earns your trust before molesting you and making you promise not to tell your parents or she'll tell all the kids at school you wet the bed.
Would ya do it?
>>37867009
yes
originfuckinallo
>>37867009
sure, ill pretend to be a 5'11 240lb ten year old with size 13 feet for $10k
>>37867151
I think you missed the part where she molests you.
>over 50% of white people in America are 43 or older
>median age of non whites is 27
>non whites make up majority of births since 2014
>whites as a percentage of the population decline 3% (67% to 64%) every presidential election due to boomers dying and less white people born to replace them
>Trump won due to 80k voters in 3 states tipping the electoral college
>only carried 51% of the white vote
>my city is 70% white but my school is only 20% white
I'm scared. Is it already over but we just don't realize it yet? Boomers are dying at an accelerated rate and libcuck millenials are reaching prime voting age. I'm afraid this is our last hurrah.
>>37867005
Just kill yourself, man. I'm sick of this shit. Can't take it anymore.
The sooner whites go extinct and browns inherit the Earth, the sooner we'll all burn like insects in nuclear fire like we all deserve.
>>37867005
>minorities have tons more kids than whites
>should we try to stem birth rates?
>lol no, let's attack abortion and contraceptives
White Americans are retarded