To all dissatisfied wagies

On the day of the rope fat subhumans like you will be the first to hang. You'll probably break the tree branches though and inadvertently save all the other degenerates from sharing your fate. Good work.

>>37867211
How fat do I have to be for these benefits?

I'm 360lbs last time I checked but I don't know how accurate it was. I'm not immobile or anything.

Can I get these benefits in the US?

>>37868661
Can you walk 200 yards without issue? If not, you're one easy street my man!

>>37867211
To let myself get like that I'd have to be so mentally disabled I would already qualify for benefits.

>>37868744
We are the future anon. Soon all will be fat like me

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did you just watch the pic related episode of the simpsons and take it too seriously?

>>37869003
Homer is still working in that because he's a dumbass. As a true ascended NEET, I am free from all obligations

>>37867211
I was like 20lbs over perfect IBM
>got asthma from being fat
>started smelling badly
>sweating from doing normal daily tasks
>exhaustion
I can't even slightly get fat, it's too much, my body just shuts down. I think I'd be falling over dead if I was actually overweight by a lot.