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Because all they care about is spending time "working" so they can feel like they're useful for something, and then can afford to spend time "having fun" so they can pretend to be alive.

>>37939275
The same kind of person that upon hearing that robots will replace all jobs will say "but if no one has to work, what on Earth will people do all day?!?!"

imagine if everyone were intereated in the same thing

but seriously i live in the bay area and almost everyone is into tech here

why die?


origigigigi

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Just go bang a prostitute then.

make sure you love her though or else it won't work. you could probably get one that pretends good enough to make it seem that way.

>>37939082
Illegal.
No friends to tell me where to find one.
No one uses craigslist here.
Anxiety.

>>37939049
I teleport behind her and wiggle my eyebrows until she sucks my dick.

>>37939049
Okay OP. If you have it. Bump.

>>37939049
>see her across the room
>stare in her direction the whole time
>leave without doing a thing
>go home and masturbate about the few times we made eye contact
>follow her on all social medias
I already did the masturbating part in your last thread anon

>>37939032
she could get preggers

>>37939032
Probably illegal but even if it's legal ff anyone finds it out, you'll be socially dead.

>>37939032
>'Is this against the Law? '
>doesn't say which country he's in
I would have helped you but fuck you lad

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>>37938805

She's getting the red rocket every night

How does it feel knowing that a dog can give her the pleasure she needs but can't get from you?

>>37938805
Do you know who Whitney Wisconsin is?
Queen of Knots
>look at Tinder
>only things girls talk about are dogs/tats
They've replaced us?

>>37939254
>Women will be replaced by robots
>Men will be replaced by doggos

>>37938724
ALL ALONG THE UNDERTOE

STRENGTHENING IT'S HOLD

I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS

NOW I CAN NEVER GO HOME

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TAKE ME TO YOUR BEST FRIEND'S HOUSE

GOIN ROUND THAT ROUNDABOUT

OHHH YEAHHH

I WANT A GIRL WHO WILL LAUGH FOR NO ONE ELSE

WHEN I'M AWAY, SHE PUTS HER MAKEUP ON THE SHELF

WHEN I'M AWAY SHE NEVER LEAVES THE HOUSE

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Imagine working your whole life in a mediocre line of work only to realize nobody likes you anyways and all your suffering only grants you a small wage to live in mediocre dwellings you struggle to find the time, energy and motivation to maintain without friends or a gf to offset the crippling depression and existential angst you feel all the time.

So what's the plan to become NEET?

Some kind of MMM scheme?

>>37938935
My psych said she'd write me off

The problem is do I really wanna be so poor I have to live around niggers, and have to take the bus (with more niggers on it) whenever I wanna go somewhere

>>37938705
what happened op? are you doing alright

Anon, what did you do?

>>37938753
>>37938759
I had half a bottle of whisky and broke into my neighbors garage naked. They're not pressing charges but my parents are deeply ashamed.

>>37938690
Yes. Do you know what the best part is?
Close your eyes, hold one in the palm of your hand, caress her hardening nip with your thumb, you know they're big cuz you can feel the weight of them in your wrist.

Having had prostis of all shapes and sizes I've noticed the ones with big boobs make me cum 4-5 times faster. Sometimes don't cum at all with chestlets, and that's how you identify a fetish.

source on those bags of fat?

>>37938690
I wanna clean em up

tell your boss to go fuck himself.

but thats just my advice, a fellow neet.

good goyim, slave your life away like a good wagie

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>>37938678
this
if you work the shift he will make you work another 60+ hour week next month, or maybe even next week

>>37938651
He's a tripfag, plain and simple.

His "black pill" video went viral through this board because it echoes the "boohoohoo we're the victims" sentiment of neo-4chan aka tumblr-2.0

Then it was found out that he had a gf and was tripfagging and shilling his shit on this board just so he could get a fanbase for his autistic rap music where he tries to sound like he's black and from the ghetto. Weaponized autists then doxxed him at least once or twice.

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>>37938651
Basically he's someone that will lie to us at every turn and say anything it takes to get more of an audience.

eggman used to be an attention whore on r9k and he was so ugly that people told him that his head is shaped like an egg.
he also had a really zombified look to him. now he seems much better

>>37938583
*Parents leave for 3 days to do something with my sister who is in college a couple of states away

sorry, didnt proofread

>>37938583
it's because you're extremely beta and you're now the man of the house. it could also be that you act like a chlid around your parents because that's what you've done for most of your life. i did the same thing when my father was in the hospital. i cleaned up the house, i went out, i even cybersexed for the first time.

>>37938583
Move out as soon as possible if you want to improve yourself. It's obvious that being with your parents is holding you back from being the best you can be.

yes take a benzo you silly goose
that's an ancient tried and true method to stop bad trip

>>37938632
also, you can type well. youre not on much acid just relax

>>37938632
Alright

Shit feels so surreal.

>12 hours a week
What the fuck job has those kinds of hours? I bet your pay is shit.

>>37938561
It's part time, and i just started there too

>millennials can't even work a retard tier job for a day a week without falling apart

lol

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The existence of the robot is a cultural delusion.

Adam before Eve

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/10/the-first-known-robot-was-created-around-400-bc-and-was-a-mechanical-bird/

So we're all birbs on the inside. What's your birb?