Litearally litearlly literally why live?

why die?


origigigigi

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Just go bang a prostitute then.

make sure you love her though or else it won't work. you could probably get one that pretends good enough to make it seem that way.

>>37939082
Illegal.
No friends to tell me where to find one.
No one uses craigslist here.
Anxiety.

>>37939103
where do you live live love live

>>37939051
It doesn't matter if you're a virgin. You better worry about your dating and social skills first.

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>>37939131
I absolutely do not care about the gf. I just want to be a smugbot. I want to have sex once and make "sex doesn't matter" posts. That is literally my end game in life.
>>37939127
Somewhere you couldn't show on the map.

>>37939051
Best state to be in.
You aren't some worthless, used slut, and by being a virgin, you can hold other people to the same standard. You're literally a higher tier than all the used goods on the market and they can literally never forget that.
>Also literally killing people in games of "Never have I ever" literally