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Can anyone give me a rundown of eggman's life or point me

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Can anyone give me a rundown of eggman's life or point me to some place where I can read/watch one? I've never understood the fascination /r9k/ has with this guy, but after years of looking at his appreciation threads and watching everyone discuss his antics, like being homeless or trying to fuck some tranny, I really want to know what this guy's about.
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>>37938651
He's a tripfag, plain and simple.

His "black pill" video went viral through this board because it echoes the "boohoohoo we're the victims" sentiment of neo-4chan aka tumblr-2.0

Then it was found out that he had a gf and was tripfagging and shilling his shit on this board just so he could get a fanbase for his autistic rap music where he tries to sound like he's black and from the ghetto. Weaponized autists then doxxed him at least once or twice.
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>>37938651
Basically he's someone that will lie to us at every turn and say anything it takes to get more of an audience.
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eggman used to be an attention whore on r9k and he was so ugly that people told him that his head is shaped like an egg.
he also had a really zombified look to him. now he seems much better
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You're all making his online presence seem a lot less interesting than it really is. Why do posters cut his life up into "chronicles" and "seasons"?
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>>37939282
Because as of now (just starting season 4), the season premieres and finales have been pretty obvious, usually reinforced by him either closing or opening his youtube channel.
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>>37939414
They're not obvious to me. I just want to know about this guy's life and what's so special about it, why is everyone hiding this information from me?
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54m50n > Eggman, any day
he's the only r9k trip who is actually a robot
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>>37938651
He is just a normalfag that just plays you all like a goddamn fiddle.
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>>37939440
nobody's hiding anything
we liked him because he was ugly and angry and willing to go in front of a camera over it
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>>37939481
But what's so special about his life to make people so interested in it? I read things about him working 90 hours a week, fucking trannies, being homeless, attempting suicide, being cucked by his gf, now I see pic related. This isn't just some mundane fucking life like you all are making it out to be, you're not telling me the whole story.
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we like him because he's ugly
why do we care about being played by someone who's ugly anyway
in the end the joke will always be on him because of his 0/10 face
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>>37939469
Jesus fuck, her mouth. Would still smash tho
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>>37939510
he lives in his aunt's basement and gets shekels from youtube donations to go do stupid shit like this
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>>37939543
FUCK WHY ARE YOU FAGGOTS HIDING THE STORY FROM ME JSUT TELL ME THE FUCKING STORY WHY IS HIS LIFE IN SEASONS TELL ME ABOUT HIS FUCKING LIFE FUCK
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>>37939578
"season" is a meme used to describe major events/ year changing

what do you wanna know though, i know him pretty well
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>>37939602
The major events is all I want to know, I don't understand why this is being kept secret.
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>>37939578
you might as well go out in the streets screaming over why people are so fascinated with boogie2988.
you aren't going to get the answer you want.
you're embarrassing yourself at this point
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>>37939620
season 1 i guess was blackpilled eggman getting framed for school shooting 2015, season 2 was him working a whole bunch in 2016 to support his cheating gf, that ended on a bang when he cracked and got put in a mental institution, season 3 was him doing streamas (30 days of 8 hr daily streams) and then he tried it again but doxxed himself accidentally, now he is at vidcon and trying to do things to increase his brand so i guess thats season 4. its not that interesting really
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>>37939641
I just want to fucking know FUCK
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who was eggman's gf again? i get the feeling that she also used r9k
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>>37939662
>framed for school shooting
>working tirelessly to support cheating gf
>gets put in mental institution
>at vidcon with his arm around a bitch, getting drunk with Chads
Oh yeah, that's not interesting at all.
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>>37939707
i mean he is really just a normal guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZu3X0cOVBA&t=0s
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>>37939729
He is not a normal guy. This does not happen to normal guys.
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>>37939783
he also got swatted once
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This has to be some type of conspiracy, why the fuck don't you people want me to know
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>>37939845
just go watch his vids and the old vids on first last too
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>>37939845
if you ask again I'm going to make up random stories about eggman and spoon feed them to you and you'll eat that shit up
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How did he end up in a mental hospital? How did he become homeless? Why was he on a live stream putting the moves on a tranny? These things don't happen in the lives of normal men.
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>>37939928
eggy is a boipucci aficionado. he is like an ancient greek philosopher
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Fuck all of you. I'm gonna figure this shit out, you people are hiding something.
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>>37939928
These things are hard to explain unless you were watching it all as it happened. You can just buy the Eggman Seasons on blu ray to get caught up I guess, but the top comment on that dance video encapsulates most major Eggman episodes:
>Truly avant-garde. Knowing the context, the lore. All of the factors that led up to this, culminating in a final clumsy union of two socially alienated men desperately seeking love in the face of absurdity. Almost Lynchian in prose, but strangely uplifting at the same time. A true modern tragedy.
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>>37940050
I'm starting to feel bad. you must think there's a real conspiracy going on. you sound like you're on the verge of tears over this and it's really not that important
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>>37940078
Trap memes and speculation aside, is Pizza a confirmed dude?
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>>37940098
If you feel bad, then just tell me the whole story on this man who obviously isn't normal.
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So far I figured out that he's been put in a mental institution because he alluded to suicide and admitted to suicidal thoughts and said that he'd be willing to kill people to make people take him seriously. He claims to have enjoyed the mental institution because of the structure and the people.
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>>37940135
>memes and speculation
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>>37939806
It wasn't a "swat".
It was a welfare check.
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>>37940177
post the unedited pic m8
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>>37940078
This is pure unadulterated kino.
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>>37940098
You've failed to tell me about his life. Please go fuck yourself and get off my board.
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Didn't he kill himself or some such?
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>>37940376
True, true
tsadsadsa
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>>37940439
No, apparently he's living it up with whores
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>>37940470
Where the fuck is this from
safijsakjf
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>>37940491
He's at vidcon right now. Last night he met up with someone more e-famous than him, followed him around, and got to touch the ugly girl of a group of girls they were talking to.
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>>37940542
Stop being a fucking hater, he didn't follow those guys around, they wanted him around. That girl was the least attractive of the group but still attractive. When's the last time a girl was that close to you with her arm around you?
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>>37940234
fuck of gay
your ruining r9k
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We liked him because he was ugly and seemingly pathetic.

Then we realized he's a dumbfuck failed normie but it's too late because people will ironically shill him like they do Eliza and then the more autistic people on the board will take it seriously and become his fans.
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>>37941323
Failed normies can make good content. They had a taste of temptation. Its like trying to resist heroine after having it once vs resisting heroine after never having felt the effects
Proof of that is the black pill
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