Greentext trying to fuck this nice girl!

>>37939049
I teleport behind her and wiggle my eyebrows until she sucks my dick.

>>37939049
Okay OP. If you have it. Bump.

>>37939049
>see her across the room
>stare in her direction the whole time
>leave without doing a thing
>go home and masturbate about the few times we made eye contact
>follow her on all social medias
I already did the masturbating part in your last thread anon

>>37939049

literally

>be attractive
>act dark and brooding

>>37939049
>have you ever heard of chvrches?
>wake up. it was only a dream

>>37939049
>taking narcissistic pictured in wings and a choker in an assumedly nightclub bathroom

Sounds nice.

>>37939739
What nightclub looks like that

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>be me
>engage my latent ability of suaveness and manipulation that is on par with that of serial killers
>I just never use it because people have nothing I desire and I have no interest in females
>find out everything about her, that isn't hard, I had a devious stalker once, a real rival to my talents, and I learned a few tricks from her
>start slowly destroying her life, so she loses her job, her friends, her family
>force her to become a prostitute in the slums just to make rent
>she's close to breaking
>start befriending her, visit her corner
>eventually get her in my apartment
>she asks me if I want to hire her
>I wouldn't give you any money, are you kidding? I could fuck you for free in a heartbeat, thirsty bitch
>she breaks down crying
>I get a freebie from a prostitute
>after we're done tell her she has to do my dishes and watch Evangelion but she's not allowed to stay here

>be 8/10 Chad
>glance at her
>she's already ovulating

>>37940095
Why would a 10/10 female procreate with a 8/10 male

>>37940467
>those eyelashes
>10/10
Beta orbiters need to stop

>>37939230
yesss yess

>become a nihilist
>don't give a fuck about anything
>drop all pretense of happiness
>be attractive

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She has to be at least pic related cute for me to take any action.

>>37940959
Natalie's much cuter than Ella anon. Maybe it's just my edgy taste in women but you're stupid

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>>37941052
We'll just have to agree to disagree my obnoxious friend.

>>37939049
I need a fucking art hoe NOW

>>37941706
What about natalie is art-hoeesque

>>37941791
Basic tumblr girl just like the rest of them

Art hoes, goth bitches they are all the same

>>37942238
>not understanding subcultures
REEEEE