>be me
>having dinner at a fancy restuarant for my brother's bday
>couple at the table next to us proposes
>everyone claps
>my normie older brother mentions how he's "almost there"
>my little brother makes looks at me and then looks at my mom and asks
>do you think anon is ever going to get married?
i hate everything about my life
>>37942692
>family stopped asking about relationships
>They've completely given up on me
SCORE
>>37942692
Should've slain that bitch nigga right then and there to preserve your honor. You look weak when you let an insult go unpunished
>>37942739
I'm not sure if It's warranted. The kid may never intended it to be a insult.
Who /uglyheadshape/ here?
>>37942684
I do.
I don't give a fuck tho, I even shave my head.
>>37942684
I am mestizo so the bad head shape came naturally
My head is flat in the back. So ponytails look like shit. Really want to wear like a top bun or something too, but just, no.
Roastie from yesterday is back
Get here to get a taste of normies' life
twitch/moonbunnyxo
However, there's a fag mod (actually the guy at the backseat) who isn't allowing as much fun as yesterday.
>>37942624
roastie from yesterday?Care to explain the story faggot?
>>37942624
they all look unintelligent
What's the point of having a 2D waifu when there's hundreds of rule 34 pics of her floating around the internet?
>Having a waifu
Get a life, loser.
>>37942633
I don't. That's why I'm asking you guys
>>37942633
>being a normie
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT
>>37942616
There are waifus without r34 just pick a ugly or fat one.
>tfw you rarely eat fast food but just had a big KFC meal
>tfw full and satisfied
>just ate 12 boneless chicken tendies from sonic
>finished off with strawberry cheesecake shake
>>37942986
>can't avoid fast food or make meals due to always working two jobs for 15 hours a day
I'll forever be fat.
height doesn't ma-
>>37942490
height is nowhere near enough
t. 6'1 permavirgin
>>37942490
I would never answer that question honestly, not out of shame or embarrassment but because I'm not gonna sit there and qualify myself to some slut, especially one who had to resort to online dating because she couldn't get a man in real life.
I'm 5'3". Permavirginity confirmed.
What's your hobby? Mine's reading about serial killers. Besides that there's really nothing.
>>37942439
Who do you think was/is the most gruesome serial killer in your opinion and why?
Who's your favorite serial killer OP?
serial killers are boring but I'm always at a loss when talking with people who are knowledgeable of them, I notice girls like this topic.
high iq
Which of these fine young ladies would you want as your waifu
>>37942394
Wow they're all so shit it's a hard choice
The one on the right hand end I guess
One on the lefft! She looks like a beautiful and sweet young lady!
>>37942394
Tall one second to the left
how would a robot friendship between 2 neet social outcasts look like?
>>37942372
do such things even occur? of this I am not certain
Getting drunk a lot, trying to self improve together and failing to even talk to a girl after several attempts.
>>37942372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckXDAYXLB4
>parents divorced a year ago
>dad gets new gf (pic related)
>not taking summer classes this semester in college
>spending the summer with him
>meet his new gf
>she's a dumb slutty redneck bimbo if the the selfie stick, tats, and piercings didn't give it away already
>i'm above average looking but just shy with women
>somehow I'm not shy with her and we talk a lot
>dad's a truck driver and is out cross country for the next week
>want to fug her bad
How do I casually make a subtle move on her? I'm talking about something a chick would understand as a move but it's still subtle enough that I could play it off as a misunderstanding.
>>37942274
I'd avoid her at all costs. Maybe ask if she can get you a job or something so she doesnt pull the "anon is lazy" shit on your dad.
You'll regret doing anything else.
>>37942274
>it sucks that dad's out driving and you can't go with
>maybe i could be your husband this week?
>>37942274
>hey can I ask you for advice?
>sure anon
>there's this girl I like
>she's sexy and funny and all around great but she doesn't know I like her
>how do I let her know?
>she gives advice
>use that advice on her immediately
>if she's responsive: press on
>if she isn't: h..ha I was just practicing on you
>going to the doctor because of some shit
>"stand next to that wall, make sure your feet touch the wall"
>Stacy doctor breaks the silence with an "o..kay you're 5'4 and a half"
Time to kill myself
>>37942270
>tfw 5'-11''
>>37942270
you were probably slouching
I recommend positioning the gun to shoot straight into the ear canal for high probability of a clean brain stem hit for a quick and painless death
Vocaroo thread. Post your voice and communicate with your fellow robots the old fashioned way
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RgUbq1yZ0T
>>37942197
give me something to say -kun
>>37942404
Give a one sentence review of the last movie you watched.
>>37942197
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RgUbq1yZ0T
yghggy
To deserve the special treatment that they receive. I wish I was born black. What an easy life. Being white is absolute hell.
THEY WUZ KANGS
Their ancestors were enslaved so now we have to feel bad for them and give them hand outs forever.
>>37942166
>special treatment that they receive
What the fuck are you on about?
Blacks get no special treatment. I should know.
I think Brendan Fraser is well aware of the meme and how much of a joke he became and got completely ruined mentally by it.
Before the meme he was just a bit depressed in his interviews which was normal for his situation, but now he's acting like he's insanely insecure about everything he does publicly.
He's acting like he has exposed himself to long periods of social isolation, he avoids eye contact, is hunching his head down in submission, looks completely uncomfortable and is afraid of speaking out his thoughts.
Holy fuck this guy is fucking traumatized, this is what women do to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDYz4C5mxjs
This is the absolute WORST thing that can happen to a normie, becoming one of us.
>>37942154
>
holy shit he actually look fucked up
nah he's embraced his final form
I'm fucking panicking hardcore right now, it's almost midnight. I'm jittery and everything feels horrible. It won't end. I accidentally took more of my vyvanse than I usually take. Took a second pill after forgetting I already took one, around 6 hours ago.
This isn't a mentally caused panic attack so I don't know what to do. I'm scared.
>>37942149
Call your doctor and see what they say.
We're a shitposting board dont ask us, retard.
>>37942149
Brew up some chamomile and get drinking.
I'm not fucking joking
>>37942237
Don't have any, unfortunately. Not completely panicking anymore but my body feels like shit and I can't think about anything without starting to panic again.
>>37942169
I would if it wasn't midnight. I did text my psych but I know she's asleep.