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>>39500224
>title
Likely, ridiculous, near certainty (not matrix per say but sensory input would make it seem completely real).

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>that image
why live.

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>>39500362
>Likely, ridiculous, near certainty
But how soon? It does me no good if I'm dead by the time they arrive.

this has to be one of the worst baits i've ever seen in my life

>>39500222
fuck Elliot Rodger
this dumb board is full of losers blaming successful and intelligent people for their problems

and yet here you are making threads, virgin moron.

THEN ADD MORE WORDS

>>39500203
Did you do the con conclusion paragraph?

>>39500203
Just say +/- 10% and hand it in.

whp said you needed to be subservient to us? I didn't. There are traits that I am simply not attracted to, and the loss of me from the dating pool is not a significant loss.

Furthermore I believe women are equal to men, I just think any further attempt to change the legal system would be giving women preferred status so I don't support sjw feminism.

Anyways get the fuck off this board if you know what's good for you. this place is a life draining trap.

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HAVING PEEPEE MAKE ME SNOW FLAKE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39500247
I like to argue things and debate them. A lot of guys seem to think women should be subservient because of nature.

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I remember going to community college. those could have been great years if i was able to form relationships with others. shit sucks to not be able to form relationships and being afraid of people and paranoid to open up to anyone even the most simplest shit

>>39500173
>college starts tomorrow
>just as i find my first anime
>its midnight
i should have become a neet

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>saw girl i like broke up with her BF
>pathetic betafag fantasies about being her rebound
>this weekend they got back together


I'm 27 and still act like a fucking high schooler

>>39499992
I'd say he's in fact a Chad, but not a top Alpha Chad, he's more like a Beta Chad. By that I mean that when he's among Normies he will be considered a Chad, but when he's among other Chads, his status will drop, while still staying over a Normie. Sorry for the bad English

>>39499992
Dude looks like one of those chad assholes. Now, i only know he is a chad but i dont know if he is indeed a asshole or not

>>39500437

This, he's a feminine Chad at best. In person he'd have zero confidence around actual Chads, and he'd quickly drop into beta Brad territory for grills

>>39499952
probably c cups since my mommy has c cups.

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I'd be a very short skinny girl with rather big tits I imagine, my mom has big tits and even as a boy I kinda have some gyno semi tits despite beeing thin.

>>39499952
HOW IN HELL WOULD I KNOW ANON?

Also where is source?????

It's Elmo you fucking spastic.

Sad big bird?

>>39499938
Elmo. Who doesn't recognise fucking Elmo?

>>39499936
Okay, anon, that's alright... take a minute and breathe.
What's bothering you?

No anon,live, live your life don't give into the darkness

Statistically you have a 100% chance of dying at any given moment in your life, just wait for it.

>>39499922
Graphic tees and blank tees. Jeans and chinos. Yeah, I know, I don't care anymore and have no one to impress.

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>>39499922
I dress thugged out comfycore. At home i wear either tank tops or hoodies, depending on the weather, combined with either sweat pants or basketball shorts. 9mm handgun tucked irresponsibly in my waistband

When im working i wear jeans and dress shirts usually, usually. Sometimes i go a little simpler and just wear a plain black sweater. Usually have on a a gold watch on my wrist and some gold rings on my fingers to show off my hood rich status

If i was in a fantasy world, i'd dress like snuffkin

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>>39499922
Toned down goth shit everywhere there's a dress code and gothic lolita when it's appropriate. Pic highly related. even when I'm home by myself I'll wear themed tshirt and black jeans or lolita. I love wearing clothing that makes me feel good.

>>39499905
>being asked to go places by coworkers

Wow, sure is getting normal in here.

>>39499905
You're going to have to go eventually. Delaying makes it worse.

>>39499905
I went to a noisy bar once last month, I didn't like it but it wasn't hell. You just have to sit there, wait some hours and then leave

>>39499861
*Come on

Autocorrect

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lmao nigga you gay all you had to do was show up

>>39499861
Yes. if i wouldve gone to school i wouldve never gone on this direction in life and i would probably barely graduate and make shit in some low level job

Now i may be a dropout but i am making several thousand a week hustling. Didnt need school for that.

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>>39499831
Here is a picture from my library your welcome sir

Listen, I'm 23 and I'm not a virgin, lost it at 17 to my gf, you're a fag

>>39499831
I'm a 29 year old virgin.

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME SCRUB!

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>>39499795
Why are you complaining here. What am I supposed to tell you anon? Pic related is me thinking about what to say

1. Go get that depression fixed, go to a therapist. 2. Do some heavy exersize. You could just do it before sleeping, make a ritual of it. Push-ups, squats and sit-ups till your muscles are giving up (don't forget the protein). 3. Try to go out more often, just see people in public. Try to have nirmal, friendly social interactions. 4. Do psychedelics. 5. Get a job.

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>>39500395
>1. Go get that depression fixed, go to a therapist
I was at a therapist, she gave me antidepressants that didn't work.
Besides, depression is literally terminal, you will never reach a normal emotional state again, either that or emotional deadness due to SSRIs.
>2. Do some heavy exersize. You could just do it before sleeping, make a ritual of it. Push-ups, squats and sit-ups till your muscles are giving up (don't forget the protein)
Thanks for the generic life advice /fit/, but lifting isn't a bandaid you can put on to fix deeper issues.
>3. Try to go out more often, just see people in public. Try to have nirmal, friendly social interactions
I am extremely socially awkward.
I have no diagnosis of autism or any other major personality disorder, but it's pretty obvious that I have something that prevents me from functioning as a normal human.
>4. Do psychedelics
Drugs make things worse, not better.
Besides, I have no connections to drug dealers and I'm not willing to break the law.
>5. Get a job.
Getting a shitty min-wage dead-end job will do nothing to help me get my shit together.

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Please give an F for Dark Matter lads.

God speed 5

F

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Second for Albarnlad is a font of wisdom

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>>39499813
>Please give an F for Dark Matter lads.
F