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I like you and the contributions you make to this website.

That's how it feels.

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>>38268735
>tfw the closest thing to happiness I have is liquor

>>38268767
I might as well hang myself if this is as good as it gets.
>>38268777
You have trips now though

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And her mother is here to say that all the poor virgin boys can relieve themselves in her brown milf pussy,and that they are not aloud to cum anywhere but inside her,for she does not want to get her stomach and face messy.

>>38268752
Stop replying to it, it's autistic.

>>38268763
I literaly do not care. I dont give a shit if the poster is an avatar fag. Not my problem. I dont get bent out of shape just because of a picture on the internet,unlike you. You are so weak that you are hurt by words and pictures,how sad.

Is she cute? How did you meet her?

>>38268720
She's got a solid 9/10 body and 7/10 face, so I think I'm really lucky.

I met her through an online anime chat a while back even though she hates anime. She got me to give it up a long time ago, which really helped in the long run

Does fuk good?

baldbro reporting in

Your problem isn't your lack of hair, it's your lack of confidence and self-esteem.

>>38268726
Caused in part by lack of hair.

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Welcome to the club, mate. Try going without sleep if you can help it. Really fucks with your head.

>>38268600
That is really fucked up, though. I wouldn't starve my kid no matter how disappointed I am in him.

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>tfw want to starve myself for 2-3 weeks because I am a fat shit and women don't like fat shits unless you're 6'4"
>tfw end up giving up around the 36 hour mark and eating something anyway
inb4 the "DUDE just EXERCISE LMAO" memeadvice, I need to lose weight in less than a month because women literally do not consider me human

Used to work for a well known company in my country. People have no idea how much of a shit fest it is in there.

>>38268584
a secret menu exists in every fast food place
dont let jews and shills tell you that there is no secret menu and you have to pay 3 dollars for a 1 dollar burger

>>38268670
Can you elaborate?

I've come to realise that anything related to customer services can be seriously fucked. Like we would have people's credit cards stolen and used online, making them loss thousands and if they happen to call some newbie in training, who has no idea how to lodge a fraud case, he could potentially never claim those thousands back. Also people put way too much faith on us and would blatantly give out all their bank details lol.

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your dick actually appears on xrays?


please tell me this is a meme?

>>38268591
it does i remember talking to my doc about my hip replacement with it on the screen between us and feeling awkward

really showin some meat lol

Fuck off shitskin

Original

Fuck off shitskin

OriginaI

>>38268547
>I'm here to knowingly be obnoxious and shit up your board the entire time pretending to be righteous
It's rare to see someone this pathetic even here.

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>>38268479
Got rid of a fart fetish when I was 15 years old after realizing that I don't have an actual shitting one

>>38268479
>I used to have a bit of an attraction to "youthful" females but after accidentally stumbling upon some shit on the internet, the thought of a girl under the age of 16 makes me pretty sick
Looks like you just got shit taste.

>>38268479
What does the OP pic mean? I don't get it.

kakxbsusis

I was invited to a party by a friend, I barely go out so I thought I'd better go.
Drunk too much and vomited on my clothes. Don't like this stuff, I'm never going to fit in so I don't know why I bother, it's such a shit time. Also some girl said I was "really weird", fucking cunt. She fell over and asked for a hand so I helped her, only for her to insult me. This was before I got drunk and started acting like a dick, too.

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>the cutest / most fun to talk to girl at work has a girlfriend

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I'm getting to my dream weight and the muscles are clearly visible and I look better than ever.
But that still won't change the fact that there's a huge disappointment in my pants.

silent sob

>>38268467
about 6 times a day. I literally can't help it, I'm just horny all the time. I guess that's what happens when you're a NEET with nothing better to do.

>>38268467
Gay twink bottom anon here.
>how often do you masturbate?
pretty frequently, once every day or two. Masturbating a lot as a man lowers testosterone (or so I've heard), and so helps me stay femme, along with a strict diet, exercise, and artifical estrogen. I don't even really like doing it. it's just a chore so I can stay in shape.
>what advice do you have for others?
Well, prostate stimulation makes sex/masturbation easily 5x better. I highly recommend owning a dildo or buttplug.
>where are you?
(I'm assuming this was a query as well, right?)
Southern California.

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>How often do you masturbate?
3-4 times a day. I usually do it after 8pm though
>What advice do you have for others?
Used to do it a hell of a lot more often, and would barely cum during those times. Just don't go jerking off every hour
>where are you
Tucson

>>38268459
finding out first hand is always fun imo
gl anon

hemp rope

don't do it 56789

>>38268391
>what would you do
fuck my husbands ass while his dick is in anri

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god, i wish i had a husband

not even gay just want to have someone to talk to

>>38268391
curl into fetaI position and cry uncontrollably

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Yeah i put hands on dude for talking reckless once

I dont take shit from NO ONE

I fought someone in yugioh after he called me a faggot, does that count?

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>>38268348
>1996

I remember a time when every single porn actress I ever watched was minimum half a decade older than me

>>38268237
That screenshot brings back memories
But I don't know, one of the first YouTube videos I ever remember watching had to be either a WoW video or a YouTube poop or a video showing off SFX or a video with an image of an album cover with a song playing

>>38268237

lonelygirl15

>>38268237
That snl sketch where The Terminator goes back in time to save Jesus from the crucifixion