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PARTY ROCKAS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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>>38294302
fuck you and your forced meme op
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>>38294302
EVERY ROBOT JUST HAVE A GOOD GOOD TIME
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>>38294302
Ginseng fuck off
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LDRs - Long Distance Relationships 2017-07-11 07:32:33 Post No.38294279
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LDRs - Long Distance Relationships
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Anyone still do long distance relationships?
I feel like it be the only thing I'd be comfortable with anymore and its technically better than being "alone". Might be a good robot last resort sort of thing who knows.
I remember it being pretty popular back in the early 2000s.
Had some great relationships that never became "real" but at least it felt pretty real.
>share your experience, whine, hookup, idk
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Cheated on every single fucking time.
I got a long story but, I doubt anyone wants to hear it.
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>>38294458
I'll bite; Tell me your story, Anon.
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>>38294458
I want to read about how you walked the dinosaur
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https://soundcloud.com/ssj-chad-marco/chad-marco-the-santa-barbara-massacre-elliot-rodgers
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Why do you faggots like this dead little bitch?
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>>38294149
This shit is tough
RIP Elliot you will always be missed here
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>>38295327
Toasty roastie detected, get outta here
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What are some good subjects to talk about on my podcast?
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10 ten ways to get comfy
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The fact that most people who protested at G20 were from Bern.
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Politics and religion. The more extreme the better.
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Of course, /r9k/ likes to talk in depth about beta cucks. But how would define an alpha cuck? What are some examples of alpha cucks that you have seen?
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Alpha that gets cucked by a higher tier alpha
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Most niggers are alpha cucks, actually.
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The not-screaming guy in the Old Spice commercials
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dump your shitty OC's
heres mine
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>>38294069
>it's
Maybe you should work on your English instead of OC.
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>>38294069
I made a couple of these for some thread. Don't know why though. I'll dump 'em I guess.
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Originaloindk
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Do you think hes actually gay?
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>>38294000
It depends. If he's sucked or been fucked by a feminine penis, the normies will consider him gay, but, we know that traps are not gay.
Therefore, the questions become:
1. Has he interacted with a penis besides his own?
2. If so, was it a feminine or masculine penis?
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>>38294000
It literally couldn't be any more clear. He could have a 30 minute interview on national television about his gayness and people would still go "There goes Tyler! Pretending to be gay again!". He's been dropping hints forever, and has a very straightforward song about it on his new album. he's fucking gay, which is funny because he always seemed pretty homophobic
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people who constantly make "jokes" about gay stuff are usually at least bi
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*sees you approaching, intending to apply*
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After I get my masters in cyber security
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"H-hello sir this is my fourth time applying to Panera Bread"
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"Remember: Just like I told you, son."
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Tring to exercise and get back in shape but its 90 plus fucking degrees outside, so I just go back to sitting on my ass playing vidya and internet or just lie in my bed with a wet towel
I cant afford a gym membership and the gym is full of people I dont care to be around.
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>>38293922
just drink lots of water faget
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>>38293922
90 degrees is great! sweat it out tubby
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>>38293922
I don't work out when it's over 90 degrees, either. It makes me feel sick and dizzy the rest of the day. I just make it up on the days when it's cooler.
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What makes whites so prone to becoming school shooters?
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They have no family values.
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what makes blacks so prone to becoming every other kind of shooters?
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>>38293882
They go to school
>be me
>bi
>get drunk with friend
>he passes out
>like I slap the shit out of him, open eyes, etc.
>nothing happens
>obsessed with dick size
>unbutton pants
>he half wakes up and asks if I unbuttoned his pants
>I say fuck no
>he passes out again
What do? I'm fucking autistic I know I wasn't going to do anything just want to see. Scared if he remembers tomorrow I'm fucked friendship is fucked
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Help please I'm fucking retarded
>inb4 normie
I have no friends Montana sucks
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/r9k/ helppppp :(
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I know I'm retarded and I should die but fuck what do you all think
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>tfw your roommates call you weird and creepy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HksFjeA2T1
i didn't think to start recording until a while after she was screaming at me. i spend most of my time in my room and we all used to be friends, but apparently spending time in my room most of the time is "weird and creepy"
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Is she hot? If no then who gives a shit?
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she's not wrong, but is displaying her point of view in a very childish way, which is typical of a woman.
she thinks your strange due to the fact that she is basically living with a stranger. while she blogs to her other friends and they do so vice versa, you spend all day in your room
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>>38293892
she has potential, but her personality turns me the fuck off. i hate living in a place where i'm hated.
fucking 6'4, have muscle, decent face
why do women message me first then ignore me after my first response?
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>>38293863
Are you really stupid or boring? What kind of responses do you give them?
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>>38293870
they will ask for my number
ill give it to them. the never respond
scenario 2:
random chick: Hey!!
me: Oh hey! hows it going?
no response.
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they know you're a wierdo from r9k
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Why is old Country Music So Sad? 2017-07-11 06:56:35 Post No.38293846
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Why is old Country Music So Sad?
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I'm not even a huge fan of country music, but it honestly is some of the saddest music I've ever heard.
Anyone else get what I mean?
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yeah like tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree meaning
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>>38293852
I've never heard of that saying
What do you mean?
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>stayed up all night last night
>woke up today around noon
>spent 5 hours fapping
>After which I felt incredibly suicidal
>Bought some music
>I went for a jog to see if I could make myself feel better
>Ended up just jogging while picturing my suicide
>This song was so sad, but it managed to make me smile.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiaCZ3KgJe8
Apparently it is about a groom whose bride did not show up on his wedding day, and him going binge drinking.
It managed to make me happy, but the song is so sad.
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"No one cared who I was until I developed a firm handshake, Champ."
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"A firm handshake is all it takes, Champ. I'm going make you a god of interviews."
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"Son, it's time you got a job. I know what you're going to say, but it doesn't work like that anymore. I'm driving you, and I won't take no for an answer. Show up there, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and hand him your resume. Four simple steps, anon!"
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"That doesn't compute, Champ. Please input: Firm Handshake for output: Job. Required that you speak with manager. Eye contact mandatory. Refusal to comply will result in me not taking 'no' for an answer."