>be me
>bi
>get drunk with friend
>he passes out
>like I slap the shit out of him, open eyes, etc.
>nothing happens
>obsessed with dick size
>unbutton pants
>he half wakes up and asks if I unbuttoned his pants
>I say fuck no
>he passes out again
What do? I'm fucking autistic I know I wasn't going to do anything just want to see. Scared if he remembers tomorrow I'm fucked friendship is fucked
Help please I'm fucking retarded
>inb4 normie
I have no friends Montana sucks
/r9k/ helppppp :(
I know I'm retarded and I should die but fuck what do you all think
>>38294038
Impossible for him to remember have u ever been drunk fag ?
I'm a conformist bag of demon jizz
>>38294060
All the time but I got scared man like I asked when we need to wake up tomorrow and he told me exactly when, I don't remember what else but yeah lol
>>38294098
Even if he remember, which i doubt just tell him you wanted to see his dick size and you were drunk.
Dont bs him, just tell him straight and no homo.
if he wanna end frienship you got what u deserved smug anon
>>38294127
I guess dog seems like the most logical situation
I looked it up and apparently most people remember everything that happened while they were drunk
I mean he was hella asleep so don't think it was the same thing
Considering I slapped the shit out of him, used his hand to punch himself, held his eyelid open, etc.
I told him I was trying to make sure he was on his side and he was like "obviously I am" and then I told him there was a pillow in his face and he said nothing
>>38294127
this is a bad idea and it will ruin your friendship. Deny that you did anything if he brings it up, which he won't because he was wasted.
>>38294177
tell him a girl was willing to give him a head,
oh no it was you
>>38293881
youre a creepy retard.
if i remembered you did that i punch you in the teeth the mext morning
>>38294177
You're right
>>38294198
Nah didn't want to do anything like that
My dick is 7inches but it's curved like perriones or something
Too much jacking off
I want to die but haven't yet and because of that I'm very self conscious
>>38294212
Makes sense I deserve it just hella fucked up and said fuck it
I know I'm retarded and truthfully have no excuse at all
>>38294217
How could you be obsessed with Dick size if you have a 7 inch dick?
>>38294270
Go on any dick thread on 4chan
Everyone says 7inches
I'm ugly, fat, awkward, weird, quite, and just an overall loser
I have no real friend and all I want is to be good at something
I'm not good at anything but would like to know that I have a good sized dick against most people I know
Not trying to do what I just fucking did ever again
To anyone
But again
I'm mentally fucked up and I don't even know anymore
Bump please besides kill myself what do
I want to die but can't convince myself so obviously I don't want to die
But I'm hoping getting drunk enough I'll finally say fuck it and do it but I'm such a pussy
Really don't want to fuck this up please help
He has no proof but still what can I do guys
Anyone smart here please help
I'm assuming I'm dead even if not still guys fuck
>>38294290
Yeah I wouldn't recommend using 4chan as an accurate source for that. People post 7 inches because it's big but not so big that it's obvious their lying. You should try and work on the other things that you say are wrong with you, which you're probably exaggerating because you're pissed at yourself right now
>>38294405
True and I agree but what do you think I should do for tomorrow
Even if he doesn't remember I feel like an asshole
And knowing him if he does remember he wouldn't say anything
I'm so fucking retarded man why the fuck would I do something so stupid god dammit
Go to sleep and if he asks tomorrow tell him you don't know what he's talking about. If he really presses it on you pretend like you pieced it together due to being so drunk and explain it that way, that you don't remember why you did it due to being so intoxicated and that you didn't do anything else. If you even think of unbuttoning him again you're fucking stupid and deserve everything bad that's coming to you in the morning.