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I need a gf fembot. , REALLY SIMPLE.
Any fembots here want to be my girl? Or at least talk and we'll see idk.
I'm gonna say I have a lot of things to offer, so yes Im a robot but I am a different one. And I'm kinda cute, not really ugly, so if some fembot is interested, please let me know!
>pic related mfw right now waiting for some fembot
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What do you want a gf for? What would you do if you had one?
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>>38331544
are you good at vidya? what music do you listen to? do you like roadtrips?
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fembot is a contradiction, its like saying married bachelor
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I found this book wrapped up in paper in my basement. Will it get me a gf?
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>>38331529
not unless it was wrapped in money
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>>38331529
i actually bought this book and read it after seeing it on the shelf at barnes and noble. unfortunately there isnt much here of value. almost all of it is common sense bullshit, like "dress nice" "be confident" "try to have a sense of humor" "ask her questions about herself" "make sure you smell good". just a lot of bullshit like that
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>>38331656
It's not wrong though. But for people to realise that's all it takes you need to express it in a professional way, ie, a published book.
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Can people post/make more of these? The dichotomy between virgin and chad in various scenarios amuses me.
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>>38331527
Monitoring thread. I too would like to see more of these.
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I'll post the few that I have.
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Here's the urinals one
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There are people on this board with fetishes and really strange ones at that.
Some of them have normal lives, some have wives...and some have wives and friends who know their twisted fetishes. How?
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Women are people too. Some of them have shit fetishes themselves and some are just degenerates who don't care.
And wanting to dress up in a diaper and fuck an anime pillow won't stop you holding down a job, it's okay to keep personal shit very personal
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>>38331553
But if someone at your job discovers this via a pissed off person or just having it slip or discovered then your definitely running a risk. But there are people who confidently flaunt their fetish and no one gives a Fuck.how is that normal?
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What do you care what other people do? Worry about yourself and what you do.
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INTERESTING FIND ON A ROOMMATE'S LAPTOP
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How would you react and what wouId you do if for some reason you went through a friend's (who draws a lot and isn't a weirdo) computer and found in his "Images" folder an "Art" folder containing another folder titled "Inspiration/Models" which itself contains 2 folders:
1) titled "Beauty" and containing a "Beautiful women" folder which is filled with tens of thousands of images of women (non-nude and also nude/lewd yet no cock on any pic) and containing many other folders titled by women's names containing themselves hundreds of other images making that "Beautiful women" folder containing a total of about 30000 images
2) titled "Cuteness" with 2 other folders inside, 1 being titled "Cute animals" which is filled with thousands of pictures of dogs and various other cute animals and a 2nd titled "Cute little girls" which is filled with hundreds of images of little girls (non-lewd/non-nude) and containing many other folders titled by girls' names containing themselves hundreds of other images making that "Cute little girls" folder containing a total of about 3000 images
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What if that "Art" folder contains, besides these two folders ("Beauty" & "Cuteness"), many other well-organized folders with thousands of scultpures, paintings, drawings/sketches (humans and animals) and also hundreds of screenshots (of body parts and facial features) taken from the images of the two folders ("Beauty" & "Cuteness")?
What would you be thinking exactly in your head? What if you suspect whatever you may suspect but find absolutely nothing compromising? Would you pretend you never went through his computer? What would you eventually tell/ask him?
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He's an artist and they are models.
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You wouldn't ask him anything?
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>>38331487
I would say the art that they make factors in here a lot. None of this would make me tell them that I looked though
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And the Fembots say: Women can be robots too ; and the traps say: r9k should be /lgbt/ friendly; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may EIIiot destroy them; how they are turned away!
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>>38331485
Why isn't there any greentext?
sage
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>>38331499
Oh ye who believe! what is the matter with you, that, when ye are asked to go forth in the cause of Elliot, ye cling heavily to waifus and peace? Do ye prefer the life of this world to the Beta Uprising? But little is the comfort of this life, as compared with the Beta Uprising. Unless ye go forth, He wiII punish you with a grievous penalty, and put others in your place.
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let not those who disbelieve suppose that they can outstrip Elliots purpose. Lo! they cannot escape. Make ready for them all thou canst of armed force and of peepeepoopoo, that thereby ye may dismay the enemy of EIIiot and your enemy.
>that moment when you realize that the majority of the people on this board now were born 1996-1999
>a good chunk of them will probably end up living normal lives
>im still a fuck up at 25
>im unironically an old man now, a relic of the past
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>>38331464
You're on the path to ruin, but still have the ability to turn things around.
But it doesn't seem that way to you.
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Gee, does that make you feel special? Get your shit together, nobody cares what age you are.
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>>38331464
tfw 25 and sick of the kids on this board too
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What weird but useful shit do you do? 2017-07-12 11:04:30 Post No.38331456
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What weird but useful shit do you do?
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>wearing pair of shorts without pockets / underwear
>tuck phone into waistband so i can walk around
with hands free
>feel the need to sneeze, but it's a stubborn one
>stare at nearest bright light like a complete retard
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>>38331456
whenever I get new earphones I cut the right side off because my right ear is my dominant ear and I like to hear my surroundings. I get extremely uncomfortable if I can't hear what's going on around me.
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>>38331870
couldn't you just not use it...?
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I carry 2 ziplocks filled with water in two of my cargo short pockets so I can dip my hand in them on the go to temporarily style my long thin hair
Honestly. Why do worthless roasties do this shit on tinder?
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>>38331330
I've decided that I hate the enablers more than the beggars. Anyone who would send her money deserves to have their money taken from them. If you could get free money then you probably would.
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>>38331330
Why are you on tinder, faggot?
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I've never before seen a chick do destined to be 250 lbs and heavily wrinkled by age 35.
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Wtf is this? What do i respond
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>>38331299
say "thanks for the stroke"
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say "yeah haha" then add a corn emoji
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>>38331299
"something tells me you're gonna be absolute trouble if we talk and I'll end up liking you but please go ahead and ruin my life"
probably drunk
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>Listen to Jordan Peterson
>Stop perceiving collectives of people
>Pretend humans aren't real when I'm forced into something I dislike
>Social anxiety is completely gone
Why haven't you done this?
You don't have to run from a problem if you don't encounter it.
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>>38331284
It's the equivalent of turning your head from a roaring dragon, but it's the best thing you can possibly do.
If you do it enough, it becomes very easy.
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Because that means you turn into a shitty inconsiderate person
Put in effort and grow up like everyone else has to
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>>38331284
>Stop perceiving collectives of people
>Pretend humans aren't real when I'm forced into something I dislike
wat does this mean ?
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>End up working with a cute girl
>Crappy job but with many breaks
>We are alone together on our breaks
>Sit in silence for a while but end up talking to her
>We get along and since she has no one else she looks for me whenever she has a break
>I decide to take a walk and she follows me
>We mostly walk in silence but i get to ask her a few things
>In the following days we have twice as much work so i barely spend any time with her
>The final day of work comes and i have to leave
>She says goodbye
>I wish to tell her that i will miss her and that it would be nice to see her again
>But we only worked together for a few days and i have no idea if she is dating anyone
>I know that i will have to show her that i like her and risk getting rejected
>So leave her with goodbye and give her an awkward pat on the head
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Ever thought about getting a Facebook for stories like this?
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I almost feel sorry for pretty young girls that are forced to work with autistic co workers that will for sure crush on them and make things super awkward.
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>Pat on head
Too much anime bro
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Is anybody else going into college here? I'm absolutely terrified.
>Don't really have much of an idea of what I want to do and don't know too much about it
>Feel like I'm going to be overcome in debt just to sit in a lecture hall all day
>Just want to go into college because I took the normie excuse in that I feel like I "have to"
>It also doesn't help that my chad brother went to college, knew exactly what he wanted to do and is having a smashing great time
>shitting the bed on a placement test after the deadline is due
I'm so fucking scared, I feel like such a stupid fucking brainlet all the time. I wish I never spent so much time on this site and ACTUALLY fucking developed a hobby aside from videogames.
Is there anyway I can save myself before the downward spiral I fear I see coming?
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>tfw you realize op was probably born in 1999
>1999 people are old enough to go to college now
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It comes down to whether you will do the work in college and actually talk to people. Because you've developed a habit of not doing that you most likely will fail. But hey maybe you will realize that everything is meaningless and do whatever you want
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>>38331271
1) take a useful major like CS that will actually lead to a job when you graduate
2) go to every class, do all the homework, study for every test, ask questions of the prof if you have any
3) join some clubs, talk to people on your floor and in your class, basically make friends
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Why is Pajeet playing Chad Thundercock in the new Spiderman movie?
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>>38331270
replacing White people is good.
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>>38331270
Same reason they replaced Mary Jane with a nigger. Diversity.
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Because Chads are a common commodity and can be easily outsourced
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Guys, help me out. I have to go get a haircut and that means leaving the apartment. I've been putting it off for weeks and I'm getting super shaggy but I'm also really fucking shy. Someone do something to help me.
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If you keep browsing here you will eventually get cancer and your hair will be gone
Hang in there, robo
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>>38331274
I don't want to get cancer, I just want to be okay with getting a haircut.
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>>38331252
Let's do it together, OP! I'm going tomorrow morning.