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Things white people do that you hate, i'll start.

>complain about the jews
>pretend their not privileged
>racist cops
>butt in line every fucking time

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I'll give you reparations if I can fuck your sister. Fair trade?

>>38333031
you are a subhuman ape, and this is coming from a nonwhite

Or
>sit in a nice warm basement with a blanket and a glass of rum and play vidya while the snow falls outside at night.

>>38333026
>rape a trap
>get dick wet

get the fuck out of here with your delusions

>>38333113
It'll be wet with shit. Still wet.

>>38333005
Don't take the "Virgin/Chad" memes seriously m8, they will fuck you up.

>>38333121
The Chad parts are obvious exaggerations but Virgin parts are always spot on.

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Hahaha, this is awesome, hadn't laugh this hard in a while. Fuck, virgins and their self-hatred is incredibly accurate and funny.

>>38332925
you should go watch Baby Driver, it's actually good

That's shit. Is it because you don't have anyone to go with? I don't, and I just go on my own and its pretty comfy

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>>38332925
>tfw no singles policy prevents you from going to the theatre

>>38332924
REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLION SCOOPS SLUMPF PERSONALLY SHOAHED AFTER GRABBING ANNE FRANK BY THE PUSSEY GOYM.

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PPFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHPPPPPPPFFFFFFFF!!!!!

>>38332924
>>38332958
>>38333212

trump supporters were god's biggest mistake

>>38332904
i fucking wish 4chan just got deleted

>>38332904
>>38332913
We all do. Release us from this nightmare, oh Almighty Admin on high.

>>38332913
Me to but if they can get away with doing this who knows what other kind of shit they will try and pull.

>>38332890
>what do

leave, this board isn't for fucking normies

>>38332890
cut off all contact
women like to approach guys they know when they have a girl just to turn the guy back into orbiting them, not cause they're actually interested so it's best you try to move on instead of getting involved again

bust on her face one last time screaming "HITLER WASNT WRONG" then come back to rk9

>>38332881
Snort it?
orggal

>>38332997
No real point in doing that. It was made to work effectively when swallowed.

Where do you live that you can buy ephedrine tablets?

>>38332843
>5'3
It's not bad, I've gotten use to it now

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>>38332843
>Just found out today my great grandfather was 6'7
>I'm a 6'0 manlet

>>38332857
Should've made it clear the cutoff is 5'8

>>38332842

How to deal with gf being a virgin but not pure?

>>38332842
Sorry OP, but your not a Chad. The second you waste your time on this board as opposed to sleeping with women, you cease to be a Chad

>>38332887

The answer my son, is that you either want be with her or you don't. There are pros and cons to everything. You have a girlfriend, that puts you ahead of the rest. You can change what already is, you can just choose whether or not you accept it or not. She's done things in the past that don't reflect your values, that's a negative. Do the positives outweigh that? If so, then she's worth spending time with.

"Deal" with it by accepting this is who you've chosen to be romantic with, or changing it. Ultimately, your focus in life should be on yourself. If your time is better spent in the gym so you can find some redpilled qt, then shit or get of the pot.

>>38332814
Truly the biggest of brains.

>tfw tooo smart to score well on SAT

>>38332814
>took PSAT
>got around 1600, 1100 (M + CR)
>study my ass off the whole summer and take SAT again
>get a 2140 (1450 M + CR, perfect math score)

You can do it OP. I believe in you.

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>>38332814
I didn't study for mine either and I got a better score than you, but our scores still mean fuck all. At least my score means fuck all since I live in super white rich rural suburbia. It's technically an "above average" score but not for my area.
Thinking that a standardized test means anything is the true sign of a brainlet OP. Might as well off yourself. Your number on a piece of paper means nothing. It's just you trying to inflate your own ego.

Are Mexicans nightmare mode? What saving grace do wetbacks even have?

mexicans are far from the worst fuck off

>>38332808

That mother instinct that womyn have around betas kicks in when they are around them. They make friends with the womyn easily and can often get a pity fuck.

>>38332754
Bout time you get checked for the tism OP

>>38332754
How about your unworthy because you have the social skills of a pigeon and shit self esteem?

>>38332754
other way around,
deep down I feel like girls are unworthy of me, doubt I will ever love one.
I'm just in it for passing on my genes at this point.

I smoke a lot of weed but if I had the chance I would probably use heroin

>only drug addicts can know "true pain and despair"
false

>>38332738
>drug addict
>has enough confidence to either go buy alcohol or get drugs from a drug dealer
>robot
Yeah, right.

>>38332710
are you both autistic?
muttt

Now you originally leave this place and never come back.

Congrats, you've earned the right to fuck off to another board.