Have you ever met someone from /r9k/?
Myself, anon, every time I look in the mirror.
in highschool I saw another kid browsing /r9k/ in front of me in the band hall, dodged the fuck out of that kid there after
>>38378866
more like I've met someone that went on /r9k/ despite being a total fucking normie
>oh hey, non-virgins can be robots too, right?
>I think moe anime is weird and creepy and I work out a lot but I'm just like you, trust me!
>tfw I'm 6'1 while my parents are 5'4 and 5'6
Who else here is a genetic abnormality?
How the fuck are you acting like being 6'1 is a bad thing? That can't be anything but a positive
>>38378829
>implying your mom didn't cuck your dad
>>38378829
Here.
>father 6ft
>mother 5.7ft
>me 6.5ft
>tfw finally got a job
What now, robots?
>>38378804
I love how her twitter got spammed by degenerates and cumshots.
>>38378804
Do your job and earn the money. Try not to spill too much spaghetti.
>>38378804
become dissatisfied with it
How can I stop crying when the mean people of multiplayer FPSs call me a fucking dumbass, retard, idiot. We're not even playing competitive, please... I'm trying my best and I have a difficult time learning the maps, I'm so sorry, I guess I shouldn't be playing.
>>38378780
Just stop giving a shit, it's a fucking video game.
>>38378780
yes, stop playing, good idea
find an actually good videogame genre
>>38378780
yyeah, you really shouldn't. fucking casuals go back to your single player games. you are not meant for multiplayer
How do boys feel about paraplegic boys?
oh my god they are sooooo FUCKING HOT OM HOLY FUCK FUCK MY ASS BFAWPONTG$%TMEHRYjt;u
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i hate this place
not surprised this isnt original
paraplegic boy here
feel about half as happy as i would like
What's the allure of mentally ill girls/girls with addictions on here?
stop posting yourself you tryhard
>>38378726
I'm guessing the allure is that robots, how are also usually mentally ill will have more in common with girls like this can share in their abnormality.
They haven't had enough experience with women to realize that these are the worst sort of girls imaginable.
>>38378742
She just blocked me- got this picture from discord
I can't stop eating /v/ros. In the past hour and a half I've eaten
>a garlic pizza
>a big bowl of popcorn
>two sandwiches
>an ice cream cone
Also drank whiskey and juice on the side
>tfw constipated
>never want to overeat again
>>38378685
This isn't /v/ but you're fucking disgusting. Stop eating you fat cunt. It's really not hard. Just say no. Why are you buying popcorn, pizza, ice cream, whisky and juice anyway?
Once I drink I eat a lot, so I starve myself until I drink. Nothing eaten today and just had some even williams bourbon. Going to eat a whole taco pizza. Bourbon-400 calories to get drunk. Pizza-930 calories. Tdee is 1900 so despite gourging and drinking I'll still be losing weight. Learn the loopholes anon.
im at a party robros
with women
tell me what to say
Chad here
1. Get off your phone
2. Drink until tipsy/uplifted
3. Start talking to random people but pretend you're better than them
YOU MUST CONVEY THIS IN FRONT OF THE WOMEN AROUND
4. Talk to the chicks and say dumb shit, lie, whatever
5. Focus on the one who is responding best to your shtick
6. Fuck
7. Thank me later
>Hide shotgun in bouquet of flowers.
>Get everyone's attention. Tell them you are about to perform a magic trick.
>Blow brains out.
>??????????
>Profit!
They will forever have traumatic memories that haunt them in their dreams. Every last bit of innocence they have left will be forever gone.
Just get off your phone and drink a bit. But not too much. 4 standards will be sufficient. Let your instincts take care of the rest.
I will not let anyone inherit my belongings after I die. Instead, my funeral will be held in an arena where my skeleton and my ghost will duel to see who gets to keep my garbage. That will be my gift to my funeral's attendees.
I'd pay to see that desu senpai
>>38378681
i rooting for le chevalier bonsieur
who could conceivably still make use of your bonahole collection
I want to be buried with all of my belongings, like an ancient king.
How do boys feel about paraplegic girls?
>>38378661
They're cute. It'd be fun taking care of one and having her depend on me but I think I'd get tired of it quickly tbqh.
Most are ugly
is it rape if they never feel it?
I do not believe that a dream should necessarily be taken for reality, or reality for madness...
>>38378656
Great point. I believe the sky is sometimes blue and water is wet.
A nameless fugitive, hides away on remote and deserted island that harbors a stigma of disease and death. He struggles with an intense fear of becoming discovered that often manifests in neurosis and paranoia, but his feelings become mixed as he falls in love with a tourist who arrives shortly after him. He wants to tell her his feelings, but there is something keeping them apart.
So, what did you think of the book?
Adolfo Bioy Casares saw this as his first real venture into literature (despite writing 7 novels before this), and despite the many accolades and recognition it has recieved among critics it is still a relatively obscure novel.
Fun fact this book inspired the 1961 surrealist film Last Year at Marienbad
watching evo, wish i had FGC friends :(
would love to learn guilty gear
have work tomorrow which sucks.
How are you all doing?
>>38378628
badly
not original
>>38378875
any reason in particular my dude?
gb2ff14
prove you aren't a normie by posting your phone contacts
>mom
>dad
>aunt
>phone support for my carrier
i am NOT a normie
>he has blood relatives
fucking normies i swear
>>38378631
>tripcode
original post
>>38378611
>mom
>one old friend from high school that I never talk to
>landlord
>me on my second cell phone
>tfw in love with a lesbian
is there worse feel than this?
yes
>in love with a straight girl
>know she's being dicked by chad
It's better to know that you weren't n option at all, rather than knowing she thought you were inadequate and wanted another man.
>>38378615
>>38378633
if she was straight i could at least delude myself into thinking I had a chance
>down to my last two ramen packets
Guess it's time to starve
>>38378503
I bet you eat 3 ramen packets a day you turbo baka
>>38378518
>3 ramen packets a day
If I was that rich then I wouldn't be in this situation
>>38378503
Misaki will arrive soon anon, hold out till then