prove you aren't a normie by posting your phone contacts

>he has blood relatives

fucking normies i swear

>>38378631
>tripcode
original post

>>38378611
>mom
>one old friend from high school that I never talk to
>landlord
>me on my second cell phone

>>38378611
>most of my family from my mother's side (too much to list)
>and that one friend from elementary school that's still in contact with me to make sure I don't kill myself
>my therapist

that's it, it's pointless to call me because I never pick up, because I either forget or I'm not with my phones besides me.

>>38378611
>Travel agency
>Some girl I don't really know.
That's it.

>>38378611
>mom
>dad
>sisters
>building janitor
>work
>bike dealership
>aunt

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>>38378611
>No one

>Owning a phone

Jesus, fucking normies.

>>38378687
my mother pretty much bought me one forcefully to get in contact with me (we live together, but it's when she's out, so she can call me if anything happens). it's purpose is more like a walkie talkie's desu.

>>38378687
I have it so if I get lost (I don't have a drivers license) I won't be stuck

>mom
nothing else

Two phones. Windows Mobile 6 and Windows Phone 8; neither have ever had service. Zero contacts in both.

>>38378611
>>phone support for my carrier

>>38378687
haha I posted my contacts but they were for a landline. Who needs a cellphone when you never leave the house?

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Damn, that's just half the A's

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>>38378807
Get out normie.

Plus an original comment supplied to the post.

>sister
>grandma&grandpa
>chad
>dad
>brother
>cousin

>>38378611
>Current Year
>Willingly letting the government track you when you leave the house

>>38378611
I only have mom and dad and I only have a cellphone because my dad gets angry when I never pick the phone when he goes out to do something.

>>38378611
I don't talk to my parents so my only contacts are my boss and my coworkers

>>38378687
>never being able to masturbate in a public restroom
>never being able to masturbate in the shower
I'll pray that God delivers you anon

>>38378611
I only have delivery food contacts, feelsgoodman.

I'm 26 years old and I have never owned a cell phone.

>>38379245
>Masturbating in public

No thank you

The second point I won't try to refute, that's the only thing I use my phone for anyway.

>mom
>dad
>friend 1
>friend 2
>that's it

I-I can stay here right? It's my only home...

>>38378611
>he has a cellphone
i legit dont have one

I don't even own a phone. Theres no reason to have one when you're a hiki.

>>38379390
>>38379544
I know 2 people who don't have one, and I barely know anyone

>friend from uni
>girl from uni
>ex boss
>girl from uni
>girl from uni
>dude from uni
>friend from uni
>internet guy
>internet girl
>internet guy
>friend from hs
>friend from hs
>friend from hs
>girl from uni
>internet guy
>ex job girl
>ex job girl
>uni professor
>girl from uni
>girl from uni
>internet guy
>girl from uni
>mom
>internet guy
>girl from uni
>friends gf
>internet guy
>internet guy
>ex shrink

I talk only to a few of them and in group chats tho...

>mom
>dad
>work absence line
>phone payment line
>proxy friend of a person who blocked my number

it's all I have it's all I need

>mom
>dad
>sibling
>only friend

>>38378687
>he doesn't play autistic mobage
get the fuck out of here you ironic weeb normalfag

>family
>my friend since like 1st grade
>that one girl who liked me in 6th grade but stopped after 8th grade

Sometimes I still hit her up but she rarely replies

school friend
school friend
school friend's dad
school friend
school friend's mom
brother
school friend
school friend
dad
my brother
another brother
school friend
school friend
friend
sister
friend
school friend
school friend
friend
friend
school friend
my mom
autistic girl at school
autistic girl at school other number
school friend
some chick
school friend
school friend
>none of them talk to me

>>38378611
>mom
>dad
>oldest sister
>girl i like

I have more than 20 of those.

Fight me.

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>>38378631
>being a tripfag
Fuck off normie faggot get off my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38378611
Too many to post. Have around 240 contacts in my phone by phone number.