im at a party robros with women tell me what to say

Chad here
1. Get off your phone
2. Drink until tipsy/uplifted
3. Start talking to random people but pretend you're better than them
YOU MUST CONVEY THIS IN FRONT OF THE WOMEN AROUND
4. Talk to the chicks and say dumb shit, lie, whatever
5. Focus on the one who is responding best to your shtick
6. Fuck
7. Thank me later

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>Hide shotgun in bouquet of flowers.
>Get everyone's attention. Tell them you are about to perform a magic trick.
>Blow brains out.
>??????????
>Profit!

They will forever have traumatic memories that haunt them in their dreams. Every last bit of innocence they have left will be forever gone.

Just get off your phone and drink a bit. But not too much. 4 standards will be sufficient. Let your instincts take care of the rest.

Any a yall wanna watch me pound a beer?

>>38379030
Get off your fucking phone, dude! Get in the moment!