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i wouldn't even look. what's the point?

>>38388603
>attention
>vulnerability
>submission
>taboo

I think we'll need a citation on that "fake fact", my friend.

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You're fucking fired.

Enjoy starving on the street after I evict you from your home, which I own. Enjoy getting cucked when your wife leaves you for a man with steady income. You are nothing, wagie, but another slave worker, easily replaceable.

There is no escape from wagedom.

>>38388568
You skipped work to hang out on r9k?

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>>38388568
>mom and dad harassing me to get a job again
>be their 30 year old beautiful bouncy boy
>pretend to apply for jobs online but actually playing civ all day

Less than a percent of guys like being called daddy.

>>38388479
impregnation
you want our seed.

>>38388479
i dont know but now my friends call me uncle daddy in pubg and discord and its fucking hilarious

>tfw children and stacies would insult and make fun of you while you did this
If I ever make it, I'll make all those normal scum beg at my feet. They'll reach out to me to save them and I'll turn away.

>>38388423
>That kid using a non-working flip phone to pretend they needed to talk to avoid going to McDonalds with peers because too poor
>Doing this everyday, after school

I used to just sit outside the classroom and wait for lunch to be over.

>party at home
>have to pay for drinks
what?

>>38388386
>I'm just some boring depressive person and there is literally no reason to have me there.

If you're saying this, you're fucking correct.

JFC you are literally being given an opportunity to socialize and make some friends. If you can't take that, no one will bother saving you from yourself.

>>38388445
Drinks are expensive and he's probably in the Netherlands.

>oneechan
Why am I suddenly a girl?

>>38388381
Take pictures to use for blackmail so I can bust a nut in her whenever I please. Duh.

>>38388443
>he isnt an onee-chan (male)

>>38388307
I have about chin length hair where I flip my center bangs to the top of my head like a highschool girl. Accompanied by a decent amount of facial hair. Haven't been to a barber in ~7 months.
Luckily I'm in the software world where you can look like a greasy fedoralord and get away with it.


As for normie hair styles the answer is always short on the sides and long on the top (long being relative)

Is your hair wavy, straight or curly?

>>38388307
Post a picture of your face, but hide identifiers of course. Hair styles depends mostly on your face shape my nigga.

Fuck her in the poophole to discipline her.

Grow some balls and tell her how you feel

>>38388294
Just deal with it. She's doing that shit so she doesn't have to go through the trouble of breaking up with you and you're the one who breaks up with her. Your revenge will be making her stay in a relationship she hates and eventually she'll have to be the one to break it off.

>he thinks hundreds is a lot
Pssh

>>38388302
After being a NEET for solong, it is.

you can't spend it on buying back your freedom*, which it turns out is the only thing worth spending money on

*not for a very, very, very long time

I don't hate you, Anon.
This is a VERY original comment btw.

i want to be your online friend anon
post discord!

>>38388458
here's the thing though, we migth become friends (probably not) then within a week or two you'd hate me. I always destroy friendships, i don't want to but it happens.

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you need to get a bit more oxygen in your blood, so either hyperventilate a bit, do some cardio exercises, or if you have a history of heart problems; take a squirt from your nitrous spray

Same
I've been having a hard time breathing the last few weeks.
I've been eating McCucks 2-4 times a week for a year.
I'm I gonna die?

>>38389487
in all serious, the cardio wards are full of guys who noticed a problem with their breathing and then after getting a check-up, discovered there was a real problem

well to be fair, most of those guys had a partner who noticed their breathing was irregular and then forced them to goto the Doc, but seeing as you're on /r9k/ i'm guessing that isn't gonna happen

get a check-up

>>38388237
hope she enjoys the UTI

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>>38388341
Stay salty, little virgie.

>>38388237
I hope you've saved enough to pay that child support.

The only indian dicklets are the super poor ones in indian who are malnourished growing up. Indians born in 1st world countries will have the same penis size as anyone else since there's not actually any link to penis size and "race" when people are giving the same healthy upbringing.

>>38388235
Does being a gypp count?

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PAJEETS GET OFF MY BOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDD

She's on her period, retard.
Why don't you go and hug her and comfort her tummy while whispering in her ear?

This is an abusive relationship anon. No one should be told that when expressing their love to someone else. I'm sorry.

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>girlfriend
FUCK OFF originally

They want a threesome, retard.

probably want to fuck you

>>38388159
>>38388202
Why would they want that though, that makes no sense.
I don't think there is no real indication to them wanting to have sex, and even if there were any, I'd feel bad for cucking anyone.