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>broke up with my LDR gf 9 months ago
>still miss her

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How do you usually get drugs in your country?
Or how easy it is to get drugs in your country?
Can a socially autistic neet with no friends get a hold of one?

In my country it's still considered very taboo so you'd probably have to be in a gang member or some shit to get one

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>parents keep bitching that I'm naked in my room all the time

You won't see me naked if you don't go into my room, fools.

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>tfw no submissive trap bf to fuck wildly after work while he does the chores

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Anyone ever dated interracially?
> your race
> their race
> do you regret it
I have moments where I regret it, I feel like on a deep level they will never fully understand me. Eventually he's expecting me to see his POV but I already get his world. It's frustrating when I can mingle with his people and they like me, while he struggles to look my folks in the eye. I like his music, he doesn't like mine. I like his movies, he can't tolerate mine.

I wouldn't want kids with him, he'd only end up confusing the shit out of them and they'd go full Elliot.

pic kinda related, but I'm Asian.

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Why are you all obsessed with women?

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Hello RO BO TS
My name is Da vid
My life goal is to one day have 100.000 subscribers that I will entertain on YouTube.

now... check out my channel! After you do I really expect what to this board for... an idea on what kind of videos fit my nebraskan corn fed turn-a-phrase speech with which I will achieve my life goal

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLwPBTHwiY5dmS0GlyX7Hmw

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ITT: Your goal/endgame in life

Me: Be a wagecuck penny pincher perma-virgin for so long that I can retire before I'm 50, buy a house in a comfy quiet place, and live a peaceful life without having to worry about money or other people ever again.

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Who /uglyheadshape/ here?

How afraid are you of going bald?

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Ayyyyy yo Chyna boi, teach me math n shiiieeettttt

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>tfw i look like Eliza
>tfw i could be a qt girl instead i am just an 5'6 ugly manlet
why life is like this

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Zack mcghee is a faggot.
That's all I have to say.

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Opinions on using st. john's wort for depression? Who here has tried it and what results did you experience if any?

I've been taking 900mg daily for about 2 weeks now and I think I'm starting to notice some positive effects.

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Alright boys, let me teach you. This is how you get laid in 2017 as an average to slightly above average male. By real females. Easily.

Don't let the picture fool you, but it is related. This is a completely hetero thing, this is not gay, I repeat, not gay.

>Step 1: Create a Grindr Profile
>Step 2: Select your preferences in tribes to trans (DO NOT STOP READING, DO NOT STOP READING)
>Step 3: Look for FtM trans in your area, in a highly populated city there will be some near you
>Step 4: Message them with your picture: Hey, want to hook up?
>Step 5: You are getting laid

You may be fucking a butch girl with a beard, but it's a female none the less. There are also a lot of FtM that are preopp, so they look like girls still, and a lot of them are 18, so they look like full on girls with short hair.

They are not like tinder girls or anything you've ever seen, these girls want to fuck and want to be fucked hard. And new 18 year olds are popping up weekly that are looking to get fucked by a "gay man" because they believe they are gay men. These fresh 18 year olds look like girls, they have pussies, and they are sometimes pretty hot. They also have ridiculously low standards and if you can host you're in.

I've fucked a good amount now, and it's worth it every time. Be warned though, faggots will be messaging you with dick pics and ass pics, do not accidently turn yourself gay.

This is a current glitch in the matrix, make use of it before the Deus Vult patch gets rid of it. Again, this is not gay, you are fucking a girl, and 7 times out of 10 she does not have a beard.

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How do normal live?