>parents keep bitching that I'm naked in my room all the time
You won't see me naked if you don't go into my room, fools.
you were naked when you came out of your mom's orifices
you might as well be naked when you go into your mom's offices
and as you say it's not like you're being nakedly officious
anyway they should knock in case you're jacking off
>the hand mirror
A lady of distinguished taste.