Alright boys, let me teach you. This is how you get laid in 2017

what if i just want a romantic long-lasting attraction with someone

>>38483683
Hey who knows you may keep a long lasting relationship with a preopp cute 18 year old girl and she'll eventually decide she's not a boy or just never have surgery. Who knows anon.

>>38483572
I don't want to take advantage of the mentally ill

>>38483572
Seems legit originally to be honest. And yeah that's like a hack; normies will be exploiting it for free pussy soon.

>>38483776
Yes it's a literal cheat code that was opened up by the current social justice faggotry, make use of it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA oh my goddddddddd anon! Holy fuck! This is genius!! Homosexuals are degenerates! I am h-i-g-h as fuck right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! I'm high as FUCK! You are a faggot! An actual homosexual! WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy cow.... SEXUALLY... However... I might do this... Imagine blowing my load... In a VAGINA!

Someone will try this. Original, original, original.

coment co me ent

are..are you serious op?

Does this actually work?

Show us in app screen shots of some of the girls on there

>>38484325
This does actually work, I won't take screen shots because that's too much effort. See for yourself, it's not hard to install grindr.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

intaresading

You know, when someone has to print out "this is not gay" five times then that's generally not a good sign.

As someone who use to date an FTM, this is probably a bad idea

>>38484816
>date

This is hook up advice before anything. Get in, get out. Beats jerking your dick.

>>38484737
It's objectively not gay though.

>>38484900
Seems like thin ice though.

>>38484833
Well from what I know about FTMs from the person I dated and others FTMs that person hung around with, most of them aren't comfortable with their vag being used and are more likely to fuck you with a strap on.

Still not gay though

>>38484938
From the ones I've fucked off of tinder, they are perfectly fine with their vags being used. Especially the 18 year olds that are there to deceive themselves into thinking they're gay men. They're completely submissive and want to pass as a gay man to you, so they let you take the lead.

>>38484937
ehh, I guess...but not really

>>38484970
>tinder

I meant grindr

originaladl;fadfj

>>38484970
I don't understand, women think they're having gay sex with another man during vaginal intercourse?

>>38485013
Yes, yes they do think that. It's great.

>>38485013
woman logic LUL

>>38483572
Don't you need to pay to set preferences?

>>38483683
them feels man, good luck finding what you search for with ftM grills

>>38485145
No you don't.

Man I really hate this original comment bullshit

>>38485203
Why post here if you struggle with the simple task of original posts? For most people it's easy, but if you have a condition other boards are less ableist.

>straight guys hate him!

>>38485285
I don't struggle with original posts, I just don't want to create an unnecessarily long answer to answer a yes or no question. Also kill yourself for your autistic comment.

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You do know that since you told hundreds of people about this technique, that all the ftm's are going to get hammered with messages now right? Then they'll start being picky like women on dating sites.

Regardless, I remember using Grindr. I made a profile, and then the next day I had 6 messages. It was all from old men that wanted me to fuck them. No thanks.
Did feel good to get acknowledged, but that's something I definitely didn't want to do.

>>38483572
If you're not pulling our legs, post a screencap of you seducing a FtM tranny using this method.

>>38485431
You aren't "seducing" anyone; you literally just ask them to fuck because they're even more promiscuous than gay men.

Enjoy your Aids dude. Trannnies are the ones with aids

T. Gay boi

>>38485449
Semantics. Post a screencap of you doing this.

>>38485431
I'm not going to post shit, I've done enough by telling you this.

>>38485449
Yes, this is gist of it. The messages go like "Let's hook up" and she replies "do you host?", then you pop your address in and that's it. I'm sure you guys that don't host can figure something out too.

>>38485462
>Preopp 18 year old girls with aids, yeah man.

>>38485512
You're a phony and a liar if you can't satisfy our curiosity with proof.

>>38485534
I lose nothing by you not believing me. You lose easy sex. Your choice.

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>>38483572
>this is not gay, I repeat, not gay.
>Look for FtM trans in your area

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>>38483572
OP made my night

>>38485551
You lose this board's respect and join the legions of normalfags invading this place. That's what you lose.

This might actually work lads

>>38483715
You're on r9k. You're more mentally ill than her probably

tfw no qt bf (female) to cuddle and eat out

>>38485587
I've presented this board with a loop hole that few if any are exploiting. I am presenting a board of virgins with the opportunity to have sex with vagina within a week. And you?

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I'm so bored I talk with faggots on grindr. ffs my life is going nowhere.

This is some potentially valuable information if I do say so myself

Huh, who would have originally thunk it

Bump did anyone try to see if it would work? I just got a much of dudes pretending to be females.

>>38483572
Good post

ororoforf

>>38487988
>I just got a much of dudes pretending to be females.
You mean you got a bunch of guys pretending to be girls pretending to be guys?

>>38483822
this post is so fucking bad its crossed back into good territory

>>38483572
holy shit I don't think you can sound any now reddit if you tried. fuck off

>>38488523
did you just reply to the wrong thread or something?

Thanks for this, OP, will be fucking twinks soon.

>OP just pushed me out of the closet
I'm surprised because it's so out of nowhere. Hopefully I'll find a good buddy or girl to be casual buds with.

>>38489019
Wait you didn't read it right, you're suppose to be fucking girls pretending to be guys, not guys pretending to be faggots.

That seems like it might work but wouldn't some want to fuck you with a strapon or something.

>>38489240
No, the majority of girls you will fuck are 18-21 and just want to get fucked in the pussy. They also indicate they are bottoms. I have never fucked one that wanted to fuck with a strap on or had it ever suggested.

>>38489304
How many you fuggged?

>>38489378
Been at it about 5 weeks now. I've fucked an average of 1.5 a week. Sometimes I get 2 in a week, sometimes I get 1 a week. I'm also not at it for long, I work most days so I have limited time to be using Grindr looking for pussy.

>>38485295

Original and underrated

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This was already dumb when you posted it on /b/, but on /r9k/ it's just silly.

>>38489489
Posted it here first, actually.

I thought most trannies used Tinder and not Grindr because they don't condiser themselves gay?

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>>38484737

pic related

can imagine nailing an attention seeking tomboy, tho. But not before you're drowned in 40+ year old men looking to poz your boyhole with their personal VD-cocktail

>>38483572
The deus vult patch is gonna bring down the hammer on hypergamy, so I'd rather wait for that than have to deal with anymore trans bullcrap.

t. dated a gril who broke up with me to become a man.

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>>38489568
>drowned in 40+ year old men looking to poz your boyhole with their personal VD-cocktail
>implying that's not hot af mhhhhm

>>38489554

Enough use Grindr for you to have success doing this.

It's way easier to just hit up gay clubs and hit on the women without any competition, from my past experiences

>>38489670
>It's way easier to be social

Not for us, normie.

>>38489606

I want daddy to take care of me and cuddle, not murder me by association to their septic tainted dick

>>38489554

Trannies are desperate, and use multiple dating apps at once. Grindr probably has the most success for them, due to how degenerate gays are

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>>38489682
>daddy to take care of me and cuddle
nice fantasy faggot... all the "daddies" i've seen/read about make their bitches high off some drug or the other before having them used by all their friends.
And most have AIDS.

So naive.

I'm going to fuck so many trannies no homo let's gooooo

Sissy white bois were a mistake.

>>38485714
You're doing good work anon, I love girls with pixie cuts and this is easy excuse for anal

>>38483572
I love fucking FtMs. Butch females are a huge turn-on for me, and FtMs might be even better. The best is when you're their first dick. The test makes them super horny too.

>>38483572
No, just no.

30+ virgin here, and still wouldn't stoop that low.

>>38483572
This is as ingenious as it is hilarious

>>38485031
What an oregano time to be alive

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Holy fuck op I love you!!!

>>38491924
OP here, you're literally in my area. Toronto? You will do well my boy.

>>38492082
A bit north, in Brampton. Any easy ones I should look for?

>>38492134
There is one named Marlino or something, honestly most of them don't have name tags so I can't give you names. From the image you linked I see 2 ftm's. They're all pretty easy, I've never been turned down by a FtM so it really shouldn't be a problem.

>>38483822
i love this poster

>>38483572
So basically... instead of a feminine penis it's a masculine vagina?

>>38483822
what drugs are you on so i can be like you

>>38492370
Well most of the vagina you're getting is 100% pure unaltered preopp/preanything vagina. The confused girl may have a bit of a bush, but you can ask her to shave if it troubles you so much. I've asked some to shave and they willingly complied.

>>38483572
The physical act of sex does almost nothing for me. I couldn't care less about hook ups. If the emotional connection isn't there I can barely keep it up.

>>38492602
Then this probably isn't for you, unless you find someone to form a connection with off of doing this.

>>38485462

Wear a condom=No AIDS

>>38492433
>being troubled by bush

Actually, while you may not be gay op, you are definitely a paedophile.

>>38492750
I'm 20, having sex with 18-25 year olds. I like petite, shaven women, nothing wrong with that.

As a gay guy that gave a ftm a chance I can confirm they're literally just girls with short hair. At least the ones I've seen, disgusting.

>>38483715
You are the mentally ill.

>>38492750
I'm a non-exclusive and prefer hairy women. Especially hairy armpits.

>>38491924
All of these look disgusting to me short of the bottom left one.

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>>38483572
>but it's a female none the less

No it isn't OP you're fucking a sliced up penis grafted to look like a vagina...

Wait but don't they have a problem with a having a penis in their vagina if they identify as men.

>>38483822
go away johnny neptune

>>38493321
No you are fucking a real vagina. The post is saying go for ftm not mtf.

>>38493326
They do not. That is what makes it great. They are identify as "gay men". Lol.

>>38483822
Top kek
Ogal

What can I say, OP. I was expecting you to harp on about "feminine penises" and was prepared to call you a massive flaming faggot, but I read to the end and, by God, you were right. This might be the most clever abuse of mental illness I've ever seen.

>>38492134
My nigga. Brampton here too, I fucking hate this shithole. Have you seen the peel police crime map online? Crime literally every 5 houses in every neighborhood.

>>38483683
>what if i just want a romantic long-lasting attraction with someone
Holy shit gramps, get with the times

>>38483572
this will literally only work in portland, the bay area nad new york you fucking fool

female to male trans-sexuals are like 1 in 1000 of women.

a typical city will have a handful and probably only like 20% of female to male trans sexual use grinder

>>38495649
OP is in Toronto, SJW central, so it's no wonder it works for him.

>>38483572
Holy shit, this is brilliant. There's a ton of young qts who are on the ftm bandwagon right now. Short hair is the most masculine thing about a lot of these chicks. Get into it lads.

No thanks I'd rather stay a virgin

I can believe it.
FtM I know who was months away from taking hormones was always fucking guys still, between having gfs. She's now pregnart and going to be a 'daddy'.

>>38496049
>FtM I know who was months away from taking hormones was always fucking guys still, between having gfs. She's now pregnart and going to be a 'daddy'.

What the fug am I reading

>>38483572
All of the trans are fucking ugly except for one 335km away. And yes I live in a city

>tfw can't even lose my virginity this way

>>38485337
Haha I can't believe you said all that shit.

>>38489598
What the oregano commento is the deus vult patch?

How do you know if the girl is mtf or ftm?

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>Go on there out of curiosity one day
>Get messaged by at least 10 people saying they were 13/14/15
>They try to turn the conversation sexual and making out I'm saying sexual things to them even when I stop replying

Convinced I'm now gonna get a knock on the door from some paedo hunting ground claiming I've been grooming one of their decoys

Wait

Does selecting trans as a tribe let you see more profiles that were previously hidden to you?

>>38497101
They indicate it and the obvious girls are pretty obvious. The men that pretend to be women have long hair.

>>38497217
Just filters out everyone that isn't trans

I just tried this and there were exactly 0 FtM in my area.
Only nasty fagits.

damn this really works i think!

>>38495649
>1 in 1000 of women
try more 1 in 100,000

>>38483572
I'm gay and wondered before it the bears on here actually would something like that

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>>38483572
>but it's a female none the less.
>but it's a female
>but it's a female
>but it's a female

clearly you want to win the Faggot of the Month award prize

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>>38498720
>clearly you want to win the Faggot of the Month award prize
Hey, it might be faggy but surely beats the new norm on here that is trying to fuck other male anons while wearing a wig

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>>38485615
BTFO


Not an original reply bot.

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>>38495831
>There's a ton of young qts who are on the ftm bandwagon right now.

you're clearly under high drugs like picrel8

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>>38483572
And new 18 year olds are popping up weekly that are looking to get fucked by a "gay man" because they believe they are gay men.

Everyone is insane these days!

>>38499952
im trying this rn but the girls arent replying

What if you meet with someone who's post-op? Is it still hetero?

>>38500094
Yes but it may not be a pleasurable experience for you, at that point you have to ask yourself if what you're doing is enjoyable.

>>38484189
>Someone will try this.

Why the fuck not? Ride that tiger!

but wait...fucking men is gay? why would i do that?

MtF = Straight

FtM = Gay

learn the difference

>>38500778

Here is your (you) faggot, now leave this thread.

Here's another advantage this has:

You can be as awkward and autistic as you want. Why? Because the girl you're talking to wants to literally be you, a gay man. She will take everything you say as the correct way to talk as a gay man. This is a major key folks.

>>38500896
There are no fucking FTMs on Grindr except in SJW metropolis and even then they're ugly as hell.

Stop with this meme