what are some robot core tv shows or movies?
Xavier renegade angel
Originalio
>>38300021
That show is retard core please read the comic instead
>tfw have a cold
How do I relieve this excruciating pain robots?
To live is to suffer.
>>38299999
>pussy complaining about a cold gets quints
>>38299999
>quints
Literally cured. Thank you Kek I'll always remember this
BEHOLD THE POWER OF KEK NORMIES FOR I HAVE ASCENDED
>my younger sister is getting married
Make more 4chan posts I'm sure it'll help
>my younger sister is getting married
Okay...and?
I'm calling it now, OP.
Your sister got knocked up, and she will miscarriage in 1 month.
My beloved grandfather just had a stroke, can't talk can't walk..50% of living..
I don't know what to feel
>>38299972
You wasted thousands of years on religion, drugs, Hollywood, Iphones, communism, the world war, etc. Not once did you get the idea to invest into immortality. You reap what you sow.
Did you think your grandfather was going to live for ever? So stop being a fucking depressed cunt right now, the sooner you snap out of it the better
You deal with death a little bit at a time. Realize that for the time you've had with him that he helped enrich your life and you his.
i really do love onee chan!
onee sama if youre reading this at work
i love you!!
lets celebrate by eating cupcaku
please post uniquely in my thread
>tfw no big dick ahmed bf from middle east to rape me
why don't you just go gay, robots?
we're a lot more desperate and if you're a top it's really no different from being straight. Find a hairless bottom (not hard) and the only difference is something to suck on when you get bored
besides, everyone knows that the only person who really knows how to satisfy a guy is another guy.
>be manlet
>can never get a qt gf
>try grindr
>bunch of guys calling me cute and even msging me after a week with no response
i have embraced being gay op
Most autistic thing you've ever done?
>april 1st
>put rubber band around sink sprayer
>grandma comes over to visit us
>keep telling her "hey gramma i think the sink is broken wanna look at it for us?"
>shes a 64 year old woman, what the fuck would she know about sinks?
>she tells me she cant help me
>tell her to look at it anyways
>literally nudging her into the kitchen at this point
>walks up to the sink, turns it on
>fuck, my experiment was unsuccessful, the rubber band fell off
>"I don't see nothing wro-"
>I take the sprayer and literally start spraying her with it
>APRIL FOOLS!!!1!
I have the 'tism.
>>38489881
reply to your post
>>38489881
>pick up my dog
>start running around carrying her, yelling "mosquito, mosquito!" and making buzzing sounds
>put her down
>start running around again
>she starts to chase after me
>lay down and let her nip on my arms
>yell "AAH! I'M BEING EATING ALIVE BY A MOSQUITO!"
Mega Millions is now at 217 million dollars. Get your tickets
hmmmm. i wonder who could possibly be behind this post.
>>38299762
>hmmmm. i wonder who could possibly be behind this post.
I'm wondering aswell.
Falling for the jewish lottery...no thanks. More chance of losing your virginity.
Why did they have to go down the shitter?
good original times
>>38299814
What the heck are you trying to say retard???
>>38299745
I remember the first time I took MDMA it kicked in while I was in a car ride with my best buds and I was drumming on my legs to Lemon Meringue Tie til they bruised. Great album, though the band is nothing without Jonny Craig.
What's something u regret that it almost haunts u robots?
I've never really put all of my possible effort into anything I've done in my life. I just half-ass it until it's "good enough" and I can stumble forward a bit more.
I have this constant nagging voice in the back of my head telling me that I may have been able to do something significant if I had actually tried.
Wanting life to develop passively and ending up alone without any hope of a happy future.
>>38489856
Molesting that girl at that party
You scum are literally the fat fucks who blame genetics for themselves eating like avalanche. You are same. You blame your genetics, never your parents who are directly responsible for you not fulfilling your maximum genetic potential by feeding you with garbage or not making you do useful things, leading to you being deformed in some manner. Absolutely despicable, pic related, go under the sword
I DONT KNOW WHATS WORTH FIGHTING FORr
Drugs
Bajridiruehiduebd
fight for freedom against the heebs my senpai
God has revealed himself to you through a burning bush
He tells you
"Humanity has sinned for too long, damnation they will receive".
You are given a choice
>You solely bare all of humanities sins and burn excruciating in hell for eternity while all others will enter heaven
>You experience heaven while the rest burn in hell
>>38299603
Option 2. Jesus fucking christ.
I've spent every day of the last 11 years of my life sitting in front of a computer browsing 4chan and watching anime.
I'm so worn out with NEET existence now but I'm completely isolated from society, have no friends, no hobbies, no need to work.
How do I get back into life?
>>38299518
It was too late yesterday
>>38299518
How old are you? Have you lived with your parents for 11 years?
Start out small. Begin some sort of hobby which doesn't involve your computer, start a routine where you wake up at the same time each day etc. It's impossible to simply jump back into society from one day to another
>>38299518
dude work and school suck and i still have no friends. I envy you.