why don't you just go gay, robots?
we're a lot more desperate and if you're a top it's really no different from being straight. Find a hairless bottom (not hard) and the only difference is something to suck on when you get bored
besides, everyone knows that the only person who really knows how to satisfy a guy is another guy.
>be manlet
>can never get a qt gf
>try grindr
>bunch of guys calling me cute and even msging me after a week with no response
i have embraced being gay op