>hate everyone
>expect people to like them
>gets butthurt when people rightfully dont
Why are robots so dumb? Why cant you just be normal functional people?
>>38533474
Because everyone on this board is naturally retarded
Because it was our destine we are going to turn into super intelligent lizards that will conquer the world eventually...
>>38533474
>>hate everyone
yup
>>expect people to like them
nope
>>gets butthurt when people rightfully dont
i wish people would leave me alone desu
>tfw no omega male bf
you deserve spit on your face, leave this website
>>38533468
Your my fav poster.
>>38533468
Post feminine butt, hips, and thighs or gtfo. From behind, legs pressed together to hide your girly dick and tiny sack.
What is the most robot vidya game you enjoy?
Pic related is mine
is this a good game, im too lazy to google what it is like, is it worth downloading for ps2. tell me what happens in this game
>>38533424
What makes Manhunt 2 a "robot" game?
>>38533424
>Post in OPs thread
>It dies
I feel like some people dont know how to put a thread into a new tab and refresh it. Or maybe they dont know how to look for it in the catalogue. Like when they post they just look through the board pages for it or something.
Is it safe to go to new york? i kinda want to go there for a holiday
don't. it's a hellhole.
Yeah it's kinda safe as long as you don't flaunt your money and keep an eye on your shit.
>>38534665
It isn't a hellhole for tourists. It's only a hellhole for us people living here.
I live there , it depends on where u go to be honest. Don't go to the Bronx or queens , stay within Brooklyn , manhattan and Staten Island
No, she's the only woman who was ever nice to me.
>>38533363
I need salsa on those pixels, famalam.
>>38533363
fuck I'm so horny these days, I haven't fapped but I'm fucking leaking cum every hour I just want to bust my load inside some pretty pussy fuuuuuck
>>38533363
that ass is just begging for some yummie cummies
>people here unironically drink out of these pieces of shit
worst invention ever I can't believe someone thought this was a good idea and what's more, it caught on? How can you enjoy burning your lips trying to suckle your beverage out of a dinky little hole that also spills everywhere?
Can't wait until Vancouver bans disposable cups, fuck that'd be nice. I already carry around a real coffee mug with me everywhere to drink out of. No fucking baby lids for this guy.
>>38533358
>i am so retarded i can't figure out how to use a disposable coffee cup
>>38533358
>Yeah I bet that mug works great when you're walking down the street with your coffee
>I bet it's great on the subway too
The fuck is wrong with your lips, boy?
>>38533358
why do people with autism hate coffee so much?
Why is /r9k/ filled with so many "women are perfect!" white knight cucks?
How's placing pussy on a pedestal working out for you virgins. Women are literally just holes, nothing more. You literally dont need to do anything to get into their pants.
Wait. You're right. What have I been doing with my life until now!
>>38533332
Women as a whole aren't perfect. Can't believe xpect everyone one of them to be right for you.
On the other hand it isn't hard to find a woman that will make u very happy in life
Why is Xander Harris tormenting Rick ?
It's now making me do the "click verify once there are none left" bullshit with way more frequency. Why the fuck does it take so long for the squares to regenerate? Holy shit I am fucking mad. And if I skip too many of them it assumes I'm a robot and doesn't let me post.
What the FUCK? It's just so much more finnicky and demanding now, each capchta takes at least 30-50 seconds. Am I insane or is anyone else having this? Even when I have to simply select squares it now makes me do it like 6-7 different templates before being able to post
THE EXACT SAME IS HAPPENING TO ME
I ALWAYS GET EITHER 'UNTIL THERE ARE NONE LEFT' WITH A 10 SECOND WAIT FOR EACH SQUARE OR SELECT ALL STREET SIGNS
I AM IN HELL
settings > quotes and replaying > legacy captcha
>>38533382
this you fucking mongs how new are you
So is this that "Chad" guy you all hate? What's his problem? He does seem like an ass.
>>38533319
Not chad, m8. It's your typical tank top wearing stacy fucking emotionless prick.
>>38533319
I don't hate Chad, he's a pretty decent dude when you get to know him.
However, I am extremely jealous of his ability to somehow be immune from existential dread
>>38533319
This character is such a douche. Eating his dinner in the conference room is gonna make it smell for days
Current interests in which I can hold a strong conversation, philosophy, literature, history, and debating (debate clubs).
Active interests: the gym. I am unfit at the moment, but I am bulking up at a decent pace.
Artistic interests: I am going to start doing photography. My grandfather is a professional so I plan to do a fair bit of it with him. I also hope to get decent at creative writing.
Does the above info seem like enough for me to be interesting on paper? (Don't care about being genienly interesting, just theoretically).
I have very low conscientiousness according to the big five and myself, so the only way I can motivate myself is by telling my self things like "people will hate me if I don't do X" so that's why this thread might seem like I'm focusing on what people think a bit much. In actual fact, focusing on what others thinks is healthy, otherwise I will just laze about. I am not self driven. I love external pressure and things such as exam dates, its the only thing that keeps from being a sloth.
Misc: I have done psychedelics a few times and plan on doing them again. This should make me interesting.
BTW I'm 18.
>>38533312
If you try to pick up hobbies and interests just to seem interesting you aren't interesting. You can tell someone who's genuinely in love with the hobby from someone who uses it as a conversation starter. Gtfo.
>>38533871
F u c k I n g p l e b
Who says that you can't do both? If I actually do find the hobby boring I will just drop it and replace it one that is both interesting to me and interesting to others.
>>38533871
>tfw the only thing i could ever see myself using a conversation about is either vidya or anime
I tried getting into drawing, learning an instrument, and using FL Studio but this shit is too hard. I wish I wasn't a brainlet.
why does tinder suck now?
I used to get heaps of matches when I was 21, like 3 a day, now I'm 23 and I barely get any matches, like one every couple of days. I have better photos and I'm better looking now.
plus it seems girls are more stuckup now too and reply less
fucking money jews
>>38533302
I've been on OkCupid for a day and got one match: a really ugly chick. Pic related. Needless to say I'm pretty despondent.
>>38533440
Not a match. She like me.
>>38533440
I'm having much better luck on okcupid now. over 100 matches in only a couple of months
some qt ones in there
>Take a shit
>Meticulously wipe ass like 20 times, multiple flushes to prevent clogging, won't stop wiping until the toilet paper comes back clean and white
>20 minutes goes by
>have an itchy, poopy, dirty anus
I'm tired of this happening. How is this possible?
Too many carbs/sugars in your diet I think.
Try to eat less fat and more ruffage.
Will make your poop less soft.
Had the same problem and results came quick.
>>38533374
What's ruffage?
Another Friday ALONE, robots? Explain yourself.
>>38533225
I'm not alone, I'm at home surrounded by family, including my 1 yo daughter. Feels johnfuckinggoodmyman
I have no friends or social life whatsoever.
No friends and I just got home from work. Fuck off.
>he doesn't listen to Reviewbrahs comfy podcast
m88888
>>38533124
Reviewbrah is a degenerate shithead and doesn't deserve the bandwidth that he wastes on his stupid "review" videos.
>>38533145
??????
the fuck are you on about
anyways, review brah is super comfy and i listen to his stuff regularly. i started going to the older shows because i cant be expected to wait every 3 weeks for a fucking show
good thing for me theres hundreds of shows available
can someone explain comfy meme plz
Any anons living in a big city?
Is it really as comfy as people make it out to be?
Being from a hellhole suburb in the desert, i really want to go to a big city.
Dense, expensive and packed to the brim with angry normos
Its not fun
i live in boston and it sucks
people are rude for no fucking reason
half my income goes to rent
a couple of girls farted on me in public once
I enjoy living in a big city. There's this weird kind of crowd privacy, you're surrounded by people but you know nobody is looking at you. It's very lonely sometimes, and it's definitely not comfy although being near to everything is neat, but it's a cool place to live in if you enjoy the noise and hustle.
Smog sucks dick tho.