Robots

>>38533474
Because everyone on this board is naturally retarded

Because it was our destine we are going to turn into super intelligent lizards that will conquer the world eventually...

>>38533474
>>hate everyone
yup
>>expect people to like them
nope
>>gets butthurt when people rightfully dont
i wish people would leave me alone desu

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>>38533474
You fail to realize that robots didn't start their lives hating the world and everything different than they are. They learned it from everyone hating them simply for existing, because they were different. Robots are only reflecting the worlds image back onto itself.

Having gotten you're answer to the conundrum of your simple mind I strongly encourage you to leave this board normie scum.

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>>38533474
We are the evolutionary failures set to survive in a world we should have died. Incapable of adapting to the modern world of 9-5's and western standards of socialization. The pretense of morality has created more suffering than anarchy.

>>38533814

Thats not an excuse. I cant kill someone because i saw someone else do it and expect to get away with it. If you act like an asshole people will treat you accordingly

>>38533860
I can kill someone if they try and kill me first

>>38533474
You're displaying your hatred of robots in making this thread. And if hate justifies hate, then you're perpetuating the very hatred you're complaining about.

>>38533474
>expect everyone to like them
where ever did you get that one you fucking retard?

>>38533474
I want money so I can live alone in peace.
It's really a question of minimizing the time spent in the rat race.

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>>38533930
>I want nothing more than to live a secluded life away from society
>that costs big dosh because society is everywhere and owns everything
>am min wageslave who will be working to the bitter old age of 75 without retiring
>only solution to solitude is suicide

If only I had the balls. Maybe if I drink enough booze and take enough drugs I'll get there someday.

But I love everyone, don't expect anyone to like me and I'm okay with that :3 I am sorry however that I am not functional, but now you're just being mean so maybe I'm not sorry. People are just not my strength, I am very, very spergy and anxious. I have a couple of online friends, but I feed them a false persona and so I'm not sure they're my friends at all because they're friends with a lie. I tried to have a real friend and I was trying to be myself, but it's really hard and I realized I'm not a good person at all. Very terrible, really. I don't want to try it again and heyy, my false persona's friends have actually stopped talking to it so I know my place now and I'll just stop. Good self-reflection post, anon!

>>38533860
How much of a retarded normie are you? You're trying to compare something that is experienced first hand to something else entirely that is merely witnessed. Where does watching snuff films come in compared to experiencing hate, rejection and ones existence being completely ignored on a day to day basis?

Fucking normies I swear, you can't compute even the most basic of arguments without injecting something completely unrelated to "prove" a point.

>>38533474
Normies drew first blood not me.

Robots are just stupid manchildren. What did you expect

>>38533474
You have it in the wrong order it should be
>expect people to like them (or at least one person)
>gets butthurt when people rightfully dont
>hate everyone

>>38534106
Maybe I'll move to Georgia (the country) if I can't make enough to retire in the US. Life is supposed to be safe and cheap there. I was thinking about buying land in Wyoming and hauling a trailer home on it if I do make enough money.

>hate everyone

nah, some of them are cool. they're just living the life we can't. only people I have hate for are the ones who could be living life but instead come to this cesspool to fish for thirsty bots.

>expects people to like them.

well no. at this point I don't ask for anything nor would I expect anyone to like me.

>>38533860
>if you act like an asshole people will treat you accordingly

exaclty

i dont expect anyone to like me

>>expect people to like them
Who are you quoting?

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>>38534337
I always skip these threads, I dunno. But I did a test just now for you! Check it out :3 ... Or where is the better place to take these tests?

>>38534698

That is good.

Are you gay by any chance?

>>38534351

Lots of people get bullied; most of them get over it.

>>38534770
lol Yes. Pretty gay. Bi, but I feel cozier towards guys. Jesus christ, anon, good profiling T-T

>>38534988

Its pretty obvious anon. Have you had gay sex already?

>When I'm in my room I want to be out socialising and doing stuff
>When I end up actually going out I wanna be home constantly and I always leave early to return home.

Is it me yearning for something I just can't do or is it more a flight mentality kicking in?

>>38533786
100% 100% *finger meme* *finger meme* 100% 100%

>>38536000
No, I'm closeted and really scared to come out although I'd just be coming out to my mom and aunt. I'm sure they would support me, but thinking about coming out terrifies me still. Friendless except fast food coworkers talk to me but they treat me like a puppy and my idiotself likes it, but I realize it's not good... aaannnd you're not asking for my life story, sorry!

>>38536346

I dont mind. Do you only feel submissive towards guys or girls too?

>>38536544
I am submissive towards both I guess. I want to be little spoon, bottom, and heck yeah getting dominated sounds so great... Why are you talking to me, anon?

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>>38533474
start reading, brainlet normie, please. you are making me lose faith in your kind.

>>38536784

I dont know, i thought you sounded cute. Why are you?

>>38533474
OK genius
how do I become a normal functional person
I've been trying for years now, senpai

>>38536979
The way you type makes me feel safe, anon. Or I felt safe for a moment, I should say. I'm so sorry, anon. I can't. Please have a good rest of your night/day

>>38537345

Thanks. You can't what? Goodnight either way.

>>38537447
i think he means he thinks you were trying to be his dominant gay internet relationship that would turn into a real relationship and he is afraid that he could not handle it emotionally because you are too dominant and would inevitably leave him or push him to come out of the closet which he's too scared to do.

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>>38533474
People should like me because I'm a good person!

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>>38533474
>Implying we started out hating other people

Robots are built during highschool when Chads and Stacies bully you day in and day out. Of course a retarded normie such as yourself would never understand, so go kill yourself.

>>38533814
No one is born a robot, retard. You are not a special snowflake. Stop thinking you're somehow "different".

>>38533860
Slippery slope

>check and mate, faggot.

>>38538774
This is the dumbest thing I've read today. High school doesn't matter for shit. Lots of people get bullied as kids and turn out just fine. You simply chose to become a failure instead of manning up.

>>38538814
>Mental disorders don't exist
Good one bud.
It's like saying trannies are not going to kill themselves

>>38538848
How many robots have actual mental disorders? Maybe 1%.

>>38533860
You cannot reciprocate that which has never been received; those being, in the case of the robot, kindness and good will; go fuck yourself nigger.

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>>38538838
>Le man up meme

>Implying it wouldn't be seen as cute if I was like this as a woman

Get the fuck out of here white knight. You don't belong here, your thread will be irrelevant and everyone will forget about you, I don't even know what you're trying to accomplish by making these shitty bait threads.

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>>38538877
>maybe 1%
when we say "robots" normalfags like you and 70% of posters here are not taken into account, fuckhead. Posting on r9k does not make you a robot.

OPs post contradicts itself. I do hate everyone but I *especially*wish assholes like you would just hang urself. Does posting here and shit on everyone makes u feel better of urself , u inferior fag.
better bait next time

>>38538814
that's what he said you braindead normie
>They learned it from everyone hating them simply for existing
now fuck off this board and never come back, thanks

>>38538877
>>38538954
if you don't have at least one mental disorder you are not a robot

>>38538924
>le it's not my fault meme

You simply refuse to accept the truth. That the responsibility is on you.

>>38538981
He claimed he was different and a special snowflake and that's why he was treated unfairly. And proven wrong. Stop whiteknighting for that loser.

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>>38539003
>The responsibility is on me

Nice bait lad, I'm sorry for taking it.

>>38533474
Here lemme fix the order of your post for you.

>try to get close to other people
>they reject/humiliate you
>become bitter, jaded and hatefull
There, thats litterally all you need to know, now fuck off.

>>38539053
What prevents you from getting your shit together and getting a gf?

>>38539083
That doesn't happen and you know it. Stop lying.

>>38539028
>that loser
why the hell are you on this board? fuck off back to your safe websites you 9gag troll

>>38539108
Fuck off back to wizchan. You don't belong here, newfag.

>>38539105
>stop lying
This is the equivalent to stomping your shoes in a library in the middle of the day throwing a tantrum, for all to see.
Enjoy whats left of your shitty thread bud.

>>38539183
Why do you think you got rejected/humiliated? Why you specifically, if you were such a nice guy like you said? What makes you a special snowflake that you and only you are automatically hated for existing?

>>38534823
And that's their prerogative. Doesn't mean you can torment robots for existing and demand they get over it.

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>>38533474
>hate everyone
They hated me first
>expect people to like them
I don't
>gets butthurt when people rightfully don't
"""Rightfully?""" You're fucking kidding me, right? I am a perfectly nice, normal, ambitious guy, but I get treated like I'm radioactive because my social skills are slightly subpar. So yes, I have a right to be a tad upset when I get ostracized and treated like shit for no actual reason.
I love how normies get all defensive when they're faced with the consequences of their behavior. Golden rule, bitch. I'm not going to bend over backwards for a world that hasn't done a single nice thing for me

>>38533474
>implying i hate everyone and am not just paranoid for no reason
Why are normies so dumb? Why can't they just do basic empathy?

>>38539425
This too.
I can relate to the 2nd and 3rd

>>38539449
Normies think the golden rule only goes one way: "treat me nice no matter what I do to you"

>>38539485
I know.
I have siblings that are stacies and chads

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>>38533474
>despise majority of humanity
>do not meddle or bother with them
>seek, cherish and nurture fellow folk instead
To me robots, normies, you name them, fall into the same category.
Nothing but various kinds of shallow filth.

>>38539425
>I am a perfectly nice, normal, ambitious guy
>FUCK YOU NORMIE DIE I HATE YOU ALL

Nice bait.