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>ywn have a qt3.14 gf to listen to shoegaze with
Why even live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0dJqlvOSq4
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>>38580406
Ah, I remember when I was heavily into MBV and Slowdive. You'll grow out of it in a few months. I still like Starflyer 59 though. That definitely hasn't grown out of me yet.
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>>38580567
Nah man I really like it.
I also like bands like sweet trip and have a nice life.
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>>38580597
Those are both fine, but I think they were overhyped by /mu/. When I listened to them I just simply thought they were good, but I wasn't blown away by them by any means. To each their own I guess.

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Please play league with me.
My summoner name is the Scythian
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>>38580310
r u a girl


ily
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>>38580337
No. I am a boy.
And not a boy (female)
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>>38580310
R u a scrub?

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Why don't you just MAN UP, you basement-dwelling virgins?
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How do I MAN UP?
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>>38580282
Well, everything about me is "man up" enough, just a khv and I don't think that's going to change
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>>38580282
I went the woman up route instead.

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Just watched this and I can't stop crying.
This is everything I ever dreamed of and never got in my life nor will I ever be able to attain it.
Why even live if I will never be able to experience true innocent love like this? It's all so utterly pointless.
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Very interesting, do you also watch star wars and get butthurt because you don't have a lightsaber and force powers
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Really though, that show? It was so bad.
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>>38580506
Why do you think it was? I was thinking about giving it a chance considering the MAL score, but I hate eastern storytelling.

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Who here /failsateverything/?

My roommate left for three months for a job and left me to take care of his cat and bonsai tree.

The tree is dying, it lost all of it's leaves. I'm now finding out it's because I over watered it. I took it to a shop and they repotted it and gave me some instructions though it's unlikely the tree will survive. He has had that tree since he was 8 years old. It's a 15 year old tree and his prized possession.

Not only that, but his cat had terrible diarrhea because I fed it some cream and I spent a bunch of money taking it to a vet and getting medication. He recovered fine but I had to clip a bunch of fur from it's butt to clean it up so it now looks very odd. She is a long hair cat with a big chunk missing out of her butt.

This guy is my only friend and person I talk to so I feel like I'm just going to be alone now. He just texted me that he'll be home in 3 hours and I feel fucking awful. I'm dreading every second. I tried to do a good job but I just fail at everything I do.
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his fault for trusting you
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>>38580207
Just tell him what you told us anon, if he is a good person he will understand. Maybe buy him a new tree to make him forgive you
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>>38580207

theres not really a way to remedy this, just apologise and hope that he were to forgive.

explain what happened. dont leave details out.

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>People born in 2008 are having sex right now and I'm still a virgin
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9 years old? Only in Muhammad's lands.
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>8/9 year olds having sex

only in cheese pizza, my friend
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>>38580347
That shit doesn't go on anymore does it? People must know the internet isn't truly anonymous by now.

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kino about a robot
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>>38580173
He wasn't a robot. He was charming, had dozens of sex partners, had a job, was in shape, etc. He was just "boo hoo"ING that his parents divorced
Also this movie is mind control ala the SOROS/left media
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>>38580221
He does look too handsome to be a robot - that I agree. But how do you explain all the abuse he was served throughout the education? He was more like an autist at school than anything. He turned out the way he did through his abuse, it wasn't some way to become normal.
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>>38580253
He got bullied cause he acted like a dumb ass and did weird shit. Besides lacking remorse, he was really a very normal faggot. Tons of sex, knew how to communicate, went to bars all the time. He was a psychopath, not some nerdy, quirky, misunderstood goofball. Literally just a rapist/necrophile/cannibal. He wouldn't empathize with you the way this movie is trying to empathize with him. Hed drug you, fuck you, kill you, fuck you again, and eat you. Without much thought

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War when?
Apocalypse when?
Ice Age when?
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>>38580121
Only an autistic faggot who thinks he could survive a civilization ending calamity would want these things to happen. God help me, I'd fucking murder you and steal everything if I ever came across you.
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>>38580182
jeeze, you sound real tough little guy. but I tell ya.. *rests katana over shoulder* don't mess with the wrong guy... or you might get hurt.. *turns around and walks away calmy*
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Everyone has to have a dream, OP.
Go out and make yours happen!

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Will I ever get a girlfriend if I never make the first move?
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>>38580117
some chadbot pls answer OP's question for all of us
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>>38580117
I've had 2 girlfriends, Im 24. Both of them made moves on me.

t. failed normie
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>>38580117
Only if you are 8/10 or better

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why do women do this?

>emotionally unstable
>"i-i want to die!"
>blogs about it

why?
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>>38580090
So that they don't have to own up to their faults. They can just outright say they hAve no integrity, and then when they DO dissappoint someone it's like " well, I told you!" Men do this too though
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>>38580090
>Attention
>histrionic personality disorder
>also, women really desire traditional patriarchal gender roles, but are forced to be "liberated" because the industrial capitalist system demands it in order to double the pool of available labor. Women respond by directing their rage at the patriarchy despite getting more depressed as the patriarchy fades away
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Because they can. If a woman does this she gets tons of girl friends and beta orbiters reaching out to her and asking if everything is okay.

If a man does it, everybody just goes "Oh, that guy is crazy," and avoid him even more, or tell him he shouldn't post things like that online.

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ask 19 yo cyborg who had experience with dating n fucking traps anything
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Why haven't you committed suicide yet? Anal is degeneracy at its peak and you should be put down for it.
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>>38580081
how mentally ill are they? did they stalk you and threaten to kill themselves after you pump and dumped them
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>>38580126
>not knowing the glory that is fucking a tight ass
jelly much

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>"C'mon white boy! gimme some seminal reparations!"

What do you do?
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give her some seminal reparations, it's not that complicated
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>>38579934
Fuck it, I had a premonitional dream my mother died...
I say "Yo I ain't even white, blind-ass muthafucka! Da shit?"
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i assert my dominance by raping him then tell him go back to africa =)

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She got a new bf
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>>38579884
who is this faggot
I need to save Eliza once and for all
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>>38579884
He looks like more of a girl than she does. lmao
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>>38579884
he looks cute I hope Eliza doesn't emotionally abuse him too much

Ok so i have two options,and i want your opinion on the matter:
>be a sit in care taker for my grandmother

Or

>join the army
I am more leaning towards being in the army but i dont want to abandon my grandmother. I know if i leave my parents will put her in a nursing home and never see her again and i dont want that.
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>>38579869
Fucking Tom from the glass menagerie read the glass menagerie
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>>38579869
How good of a relationship do you have with your grandmother?

Also, it is worth mentioning that joining the army will be the most beneficial long term.
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>>38580161
Well,maybe i should word it like this: should i go ahead and go to the army now or is it safe to wait. I am 19 and i jave an amazing relationship with my grandmother.

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How do I not fuck up this Tinder match?
I think this girl is really cute and I want to make her my gf.
Her bio says that she is into video games and d&d, the former which I play, and the latter which I want to learn how to play.
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>>38579848
dude she/s a 5/10 even with that makeup on. She browses tinder as well, probably gets a tons of matches. Someone show the fat girl tinder prank with 300 people texting her.

Just do no fap no porn and learn to be happy being an incel.
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>>38579848
She looks like Sulu with a wig
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>>38579848
She's fucking ugly bro
Neck yourself for even considering it

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