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>she doesn't have a dick
No thanks

>>38589061
>How can a true man resist to this?
I feel nothing. Sure it looks nice and i'd want to put my benis in her bagina but besides that there's nothing.

>>38589061
To be honest, the gap is kind of big and that's a bit off-putting for me, also maybe this is just the angle but the fat on each thigh is not equal. It just doesn't look right.

>>38588975
>2007
>Highschool

Fuck off kiddo

>>38588975
>playing wow
Wew

>tfw never got to play WoW because too poor

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>had to do book report as final senior project
>did it on a book I wrote
>still lied about plot details for fun since the teacher couldn't fact check it

>>38588938
>Really don't floss or brush at all
they can tell.

>mom says to do something
>yell 'no'
>do it anyway

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>Parents tell me to find friends and enjoy life
>tell them I will
>don't

>be me
>read this thread

>drunk
>contemplate getting a compsci degree
>friend puts his hand on my cheek, smiles and goes "you're too handsome for computer science"

>mom's cousin touched my butt today

i wish old people would just die.

>>38588820
Who cares what they think anon

>>38588820
When they did that I always just mocked them back. Fuck those plebs anyway, Anon. They're morons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMF_i7OBWW4

They laugh at you because you act like a pseud

>poorly written manifesto
>poorly executed day of reckoning
>didn't even lose his virginity before offing himself

Truly a real robot

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>All that money
>couldn't find an good, clean enough escort
>a good-looking hooker, no less
>In FUCKING CALIFORNIA
goddam, he truly had every opportunity and wasted them.

>>38589102
he didn't want a hooker. paying for a woman's body means that she isn't attracted to you, she's attracted to money. elliot didn't want to just have sex and he recognised that sex was overrated, he just wanted somebody to want him. he wanted love.

Try going to a more serious church like an Orthodox one. Also, don't be afraid to be optimistic.

>>38588751
Everything comes from God. If you're cringing at their words, you should inspect them for hypocrisy and call them out.
If anyone says, "I love God," and hates his brother, he is a liar.

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>>38588751
>falling for that jewish desert-cuck organization that is called the christian church.

I believe it has the potential to become bigger. So yes, definitely

Nice woofer.

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>>38588731
It's already been memed, where have you been?

The dumpster is in the alley behind a restaurant near my house. It gets emptied on Tuesdays, so by Sunday it's pretty stinky and there are flies buzzing around. Which means there are things rotting inside there and that's just perfect for me. A few times in the past I climbed into that dumpster and masturbated. Nothing too intense. Most I'd ever done was take off my pants and hump against the dirty garbage bags. And one time I laid there with my legs spread, watching the flies land on me.

So anyway, I walked down the alley to the dumpster, and as usual I made sure nobody was around, just to be extra careful. You have to go behind a tall wooden fence to even see the dumpster, and the restaurant is closed on Sunday anyway, so I knew I wouldn't be noticed. But this time there's no way I want to be disturbed. I climbed up and over the side and onto my hands and knees into the mass of plastic garbage bags and other miscellaneous rubbish. The bags felt warm from the sun. The smell in there was extremely foul, much worse than usual, and I knew it was because of my rotting meat. I sat and tried to get myself to relax for a few minutes. There was no reason to hurry. When I was ready, I calmly took off my sandals, my jeans, and my panties. Both pairs. I was wearing two pairs of tight panties with a bunch of my panty liners in the crotch, which keeps anything in my vagina from coming out when I move around. But I was going "all the way" this time, so I went ahead and got completely naked. That was a weird feeling, being totally nude inside the dumpster. It seemed very erotic to me. The sun felt warm on my skin, especially my boobs, which pretty much never see the sun.

I took a pair of rubber kitchen gloves out of my pants pocket and put them on. There was no way I could bring myself to actually touch a maggot with my bare hands. Lying with my back against the side of the dumpster, I fingeed my pssy. I was really wet already. I knew I would be. The sensation of the rubber glove against my clit felt unusual, and I kind of liked it. I did that for a little while, just thinking about what I was about to do, while staring at the smaller garbage bag in the far corner of the dumpster where I'd left it yesterday. I still felt the butterflies in my tummy. I kept thinking to myself that I can't wimp out, that I had to go through with this. I wished for a moment that someone else was there to force me to do it, but decided that it was somehow much more sick and depraved to do it to myself willingly. And I thought, yeah, that's me. That's what I want. I deserve this. And so I knew it was time to do it

>tfw no qt gf with a big horse cock
;_;

>>38588703
man horse dicks are fucking gross they remind me of nigger dicks

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>>38588724
Comparing horses to niggers is quite insulting

Give me a job, you fucking green bastard!

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>>38588704
"Ah, ah, ah. You know the rules, applicant."

("I swear, People these days and their lack of coffee etiquette...")

>>38588717
But you've been drinking from the same cup for five goddamn hours!

>>38588673
Lucky bastards, how come im still here?

>>38588673
There's probably 16 year olds that have lived more satisfying and full lives than I have, and I'm 30

Think of all the teenagers who commit suicide. They had their whole life ahead but because of something like heartbreak they end it, like idiots.

>>38588637
go away

>>38588637
Another dead (grammar) nazi.

F

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>>38588637
>implying men don't do this retard shit constantly as well

>>38588601
stop having orgasms, they make your brain more female like

>>38588601
Read Nietzsche. It'll uncuck you at least. Might not ungay you though.

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>>38588624
wait... there's no way this is true.. is it?
because it makes sense

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>>38588553
Wear a Trump hat and go up to random people and say "I bet you're a libfagg lookin for a fight?"

>>38588553
Join the Alt-Left and put up pro-communist signs around your neighbourhood.

Go to the gym and test your bench 1rm.