*sees you nervously walking into the store to apply*

Give me a job, you fucking green bastard!

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>>38588704
"Ah, ah, ah. You know the rules, applicant."

("I swear, People these days and their lack of coffee etiquette...")

>>38588717
But you've been drinking from the same cup for five goddamn hours!

>>38588717
You are not even drinking you green son of bitch

I'm talking to you b4 you finished, look I'm talking to you

>>38588717
But I'm applying for a Starbucks position and you keep filling the same cup.

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>>38588681
Ah my friend. It's you.

Please, wait untill after my coffee. Surely you off all people know the rules

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ayy yo fuk u homie ia do wut ia wunt

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>>38588681
This is pleasurable af.

>>38588681
This is why ive only ever tried this tactic maximum 10 times.

>go in
>can already feel the burning disgust emanating from the manager and the employee, neither of whom want anything to do with me

How was this method ever a thing? Is this another tactic that only worked for attractive normies but got memed into common advice?